Volkan Özçelik
@volkan.io
🎸 Geek, Streamer, Cloud Native Crazy Maker ☸️
🐢 Keeping your secrets secret since 2022 ⚡️
📡 https://spike.ist 🛰️ https://vsecm.com/ 🚀
👋 More About Me: https://volkan.io/
🐢 Keeping your secrets secret since 2022 ⚡️
📡 https://spike.ist 🛰️ https://vsecm.com/ 🚀
👋 More About Me: https://volkan.io/
Presses “commit anyway and push"
What could happen? It's the end of the year afterall :D
And I like living dangerously :D
What could happen? It's the end of the year afterall :D
And I like living dangerously :D
December 28, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Presses “commit anyway and push"
What could happen? It's the end of the year afterall :D
And I like living dangerously :D
What could happen? It's the end of the year afterall :D
And I like living dangerously :D
The Antikythera mechanism, built around 100 BCE, was essentially hardware executing astronomical calculations.
Programming, two millennia before FORTRAN.
Also, it still works, unlike that React app you built last year.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikyt...
Programming, two millennia before FORTRAN.
Also, it still works, unlike that React app you built last year.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikyt...
Antikythera mechanism - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
December 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Antikythera mechanism, built around 100 BCE, was essentially hardware executing astronomical calculations.
Programming, two millennia before FORTRAN.
Also, it still works, unlike that React app you built last year.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikyt...
Programming, two millennia before FORTRAN.
Also, it still works, unlike that React app you built last year.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antikyt...
just created vcf.wtf
index
VCF: Where to Focus - index
vcf.wtf
December 28, 2025 at 12:31 PM
just created vcf.wtf
Reposted by Volkan Özçelik
December 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
🎵 It’s the final Sunday 🎸 (of 2025)
a close up of a woman singing into a microphone with the words it 's the final countdown .
ALT: a close up of a woman singing into a microphone with the words it 's the final countdown .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 9:16 AM
🎵 It’s the final Sunday 🎸 (of 2025)
Reposted by Volkan Özçelik
There are two hard problems in distributed systems:
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There are two hard problems in distributed systems:
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
I need to reference DoD in a document, but I refuse to link to `war.gov` so I linked to the Wikipedia entry that explains DoD instead.
December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I need to reference DoD in a document, but I refuse to link to `war.gov` so I linked to the Wikipedia entry that explains DoD instead.
There are two hard problems in distributed systems:
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
December 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
There are two hard problems in distributed systems:
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
1. Message ordering
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
2. Exactly-once message delivery
» I see you when you’re sleeping; I know when you’re awake; I know if you’ve been bad or good…
« A ha! You are a hacker!
« A ha! You are a hacker!
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
» I see you when you’re sleeping; I know when you’re awake; I know if you’ve been bad or good…
« A ha! You are a hacker!
« A ha! You are a hacker!
There is no such thing as too many audio interfaces.
December 24, 2025 at 11:06 PM
There is no such thing as too many audio interfaces.
Me in 2025 according to the master bullshitter parrot.
Well, I'd say it captured it accurately this time.
Well, I'd say it captured it accurately this time.
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Me in 2025 according to the master bullshitter parrot.
Well, I'd say it captured it accurately this time.
Well, I'd say it captured it accurately this time.
» This one is special; it will give you the same rush you get when you tap “leave meeting”.
« Just shut up and take my money!
« Just shut up and take my money!
December 22, 2025 at 5:13 AM
» This one is special; it will give you the same rush you get when you tap “leave meeting”.
« Just shut up and take my money!
« Just shut up and take my money!
Reposted by Volkan Özçelik
Color quantisation/extraction as a shader its fast enough to happen in real-time!
December 18, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Color quantisation/extraction as a shader its fast enough to happen in real-time!
Reposted by Volkan Özçelik
SPIKE etrafinda cok tatli bir Turk gelistirici toplulugu olustu
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
SPIKE etrafinda cok tatli bir Turk gelistirici toplulugu olustu
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
SPIKE etrafinda cok tatli bir Turk gelistirici toplulugu olustu
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
SPIKE etrafinda cok tatli bir Turk gelistirici toplulugu olustu
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
Sadece koddan degil, her seyden konusuyoruz.
Atla gel 🐴 sen de.
Reposted by Volkan Özçelik
Freshly-baked 🧁: New Audio Pipeline Creation with Babyface Pro FS » zerotohero.dev/content-crea...
New Audio Pipeline with BabyFace Pro FS
zerotohero.dev
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Freshly-baked 🧁: New Audio Pipeline Creation with Babyface Pro FS » zerotohero.dev/content-crea...
I am not procrastinating; I am pre-resting my future productivity.
December 13, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I am not procrastinating; I am pre-resting my future productivity.
GitHub social banner for SPIKE.
December 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
GitHub social banner for SPIKE.
I still haven’t heard that god-awful Christmas song yet, and that’s saying a lot.
December 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I still haven’t heard that god-awful Christmas song yet, and that’s saying a lot.
Your significant other loved you without any obligation.
No one else, not even your mother, did.
And that is something to remember when you act like a… something that rhymes with “grinch”
No one else, not even your mother, did.
And that is something to remember when you act like a… something that rhymes with “grinch”
December 10, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Your significant other loved you without any obligation.
No one else, not even your mother, did.
And that is something to remember when you act like a… something that rhymes with “grinch”
No one else, not even your mother, did.
And that is something to remember when you act like a… something that rhymes with “grinch”
It's the wonderful time of the year where everyone is writing to inform you about updates to their Terms and Privacy Policy.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
It's the wonderful time of the year where everyone is writing to inform you about updates to their Terms and Privacy Policy.
Dear God,
This is not Iowa; it is California.
Can you turn on the heater a little bit?
This is not Iowa; it is California.
Can you turn on the heater a little bit?
December 9, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Dear God,
This is not Iowa; it is California.
Can you turn on the heater a little bit?
This is not Iowa; it is California.
Can you turn on the heater a little bit?
Never trust AI won't wipe out your entire drive, or execute random shell commands because there are guardrails—ALWAYS do your work in a sandboxed environment, and make sure you commit things regularly to a repo outside the sandbox.
December 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Never trust AI won't wipe out your entire drive, or execute random shell commands because there are guardrails—ALWAYS do your work in a sandboxed environment, and make sure you commit things regularly to a repo outside the sandbox.