VoixNoir
@voixnoir.bsky.social
Just a guy. Trying to keep things honest and have a laugh. And keep this place from becoming the lefts echo chamber if at all possible.
Dear @bsky.app please work on your notifications.
I'm not saying I want to be bombarded with alerts. But if Twitter is still doing it to me, you may as well compete for my attention.
And the odds are I'd probably care about more than 10% from you and that's a better average than bird and.
I'm not saying I want to be bombarded with alerts. But if Twitter is still doing it to me, you may as well compete for my attention.
And the odds are I'd probably care about more than 10% from you and that's a better average than bird and.
June 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Dear @bsky.app please work on your notifications.
I'm not saying I want to be bombarded with alerts. But if Twitter is still doing it to me, you may as well compete for my attention.
And the odds are I'd probably care about more than 10% from you and that's a better average than bird and.
I'm not saying I want to be bombarded with alerts. But if Twitter is still doing it to me, you may as well compete for my attention.
And the odds are I'd probably care about more than 10% from you and that's a better average than bird and.
I've been thinking about Elon musk and his sad decline. I feel like he chose maga because he fell for misinformation and because he wanted to be liked. I want to believe he could admit his mistakes & lies & redeem himself. But I think if he admits how wrong he was about things, his empire crumbles.
April 16, 2025 at 8:14 AM
I've been thinking about Elon musk and his sad decline. I feel like he chose maga because he fell for misinformation and because he wanted to be liked. I want to believe he could admit his mistakes & lies & redeem himself. But I think if he admits how wrong he was about things, his empire crumbles.
Read these executive orders and memos. This isn't just bad policy, this is like cartoon levels of villainy.
Ending desegregation for govt work, ending cancer and AIDS research, demanding people inform on their coworkers who MIGHT be practicing DEI, stopping work with WHO.
THIS IS WILD!
Ending desegregation for govt work, ending cancer and AIDS research, demanding people inform on their coworkers who MIGHT be practicing DEI, stopping work with WHO.
THIS IS WILD!
January 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Read these executive orders and memos. This isn't just bad policy, this is like cartoon levels of villainy.
Ending desegregation for govt work, ending cancer and AIDS research, demanding people inform on their coworkers who MIGHT be practicing DEI, stopping work with WHO.
THIS IS WILD!
Ending desegregation for govt work, ending cancer and AIDS research, demanding people inform on their coworkers who MIGHT be practicing DEI, stopping work with WHO.
THIS IS WILD!
chcoc.gov/sites/defaul...
The office of personnel management under trump sent out a memo ending DEI. Beyond just that they're asking for informants to let them know who is secretly doing DEI actions by any other names.
They want people to be afraid of hiring a black person or a woman.
The office of personnel management under trump sent out a memo ending DEI. Beyond just that they're asking for informants to let them know who is secretly doing DEI actions by any other names.
They want people to be afraid of hiring a black person or a woman.
chcoc.gov
January 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
chcoc.gov/sites/defaul...
The office of personnel management under trump sent out a memo ending DEI. Beyond just that they're asking for informants to let them know who is secretly doing DEI actions by any other names.
They want people to be afraid of hiring a black person or a woman.
The office of personnel management under trump sent out a memo ending DEI. Beyond just that they're asking for informants to let them know who is secretly doing DEI actions by any other names.
They want people to be afraid of hiring a black person or a woman.
My son got me a shirt for Christmas. I don't know if I can wear this outside but I fully support the sentiment.
January 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My son got me a shirt for Christmas. I don't know if I can wear this outside but I fully support the sentiment.
Yt music just played 2 songs from Arcane in 30 minutes.
One from 21 pilots and one from JID.
Honestly I might have to check out this show if they've got story on par with their music selection.
One from 21 pilots and one from JID.
Honestly I might have to check out this show if they've got story on par with their music selection.
January 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Yt music just played 2 songs from Arcane in 30 minutes.
One from 21 pilots and one from JID.
Honestly I might have to check out this show if they've got story on par with their music selection.
One from 21 pilots and one from JID.
Honestly I might have to check out this show if they've got story on par with their music selection.
So I left my fam, took a plane on a Thursday, sat next to MAGA ppl spewing conspiracy theories, got a hotel and a rental car, slept in a shitty bed, woke up got dressed and drove 35 minutes, just to find out what?!
The event starts Monday?!
Then whoTF sent out this calendar invite for Friday?!
The event starts Monday?!
Then whoTF sent out this calendar invite for Friday?!
January 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
So I left my fam, took a plane on a Thursday, sat next to MAGA ppl spewing conspiracy theories, got a hotel and a rental car, slept in a shitty bed, woke up got dressed and drove 35 minutes, just to find out what?!
The event starts Monday?!
Then whoTF sent out this calendar invite for Friday?!
The event starts Monday?!
Then whoTF sent out this calendar invite for Friday?!
Oh now I've just been informed that the Jan 6 pipe bomber is actually an FBI agent.
Yep that checks out.
Yep that checks out.
I'm sitting next to MAGA mofos telling me about how the vaccine has killed millions and and lizard people and all kinds of wild shit
This is gonna be a good flight
This is gonna be a good flight
January 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Oh now I've just been informed that the Jan 6 pipe bomber is actually an FBI agent.
Yep that checks out.
Yep that checks out.
I'm sitting next to MAGA mofos telling me about how the vaccine has killed millions and and lizard people and all kinds of wild shit
This is gonna be a good flight
This is gonna be a good flight
January 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I'm sitting next to MAGA mofos telling me about how the vaccine has killed millions and and lizard people and all kinds of wild shit
This is gonna be a good flight
This is gonna be a good flight
He did say that while he doesn't agree with "all those different choices in life style," we're all still people who are pretty much the same.
let this be a reminder that even if most trump voters are irredeemable bigots, there will also be good people who you could get along with (conditionally)
let this be a reminder that even if most trump voters are irredeemable bigots, there will also be good people who you could get along with (conditionally)
So I rode in a Lyft with a MAGA man.
No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA.
Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo.
He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved.
I respect it.
No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA.
Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo.
He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved.
I respect it.
January 9, 2025 at 8:21 PM
He did say that while he doesn't agree with "all those different choices in life style," we're all still people who are pretty much the same.
let this be a reminder that even if most trump voters are irredeemable bigots, there will also be good people who you could get along with (conditionally)
let this be a reminder that even if most trump voters are irredeemable bigots, there will also be good people who you could get along with (conditionally)
So I rode in a Lyft with a MAGA man.
No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA.
Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo.
He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved.
I respect it.
No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA.
Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo.
He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved.
I respect it.
January 9, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So I rode in a Lyft with a MAGA man.
No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA.
Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo.
He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved.
I respect it.
No that's not fair. He obviously voted for Trump but that doesn't necessarily make him MAGA.
Regardless we spoke and had a wonderful Convo.
He told me that everyone just wants to love and be loved.
I respect it.
Listen, you gotta separate the art from the artist.
Back before MAGA and the christian nationalism brain rot spread, he played some good roles.
Now granted I'm not seeking out any of his back catalog, but I wouldn't let him ruin any episodes of a show you like.
Back before MAGA and the christian nationalism brain rot spread, he played some good roles.
Now granted I'm not seeking out any of his back catalog, but I wouldn't let him ruin any episodes of a show you like.
Kevin Sorbo is such an asshat. I Skip the Xena episodes where he makes an appearance. A complete imbecile
All those female Popes.
And the witchcraft trials.
And the traditional vows to love, honor, and OBEY.
And "Your body, My choice."
And the witchcraft trials.
And the traditional vows to love, honor, and OBEY.
And "Your body, My choice."
January 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Listen, you gotta separate the art from the artist.
Back before MAGA and the christian nationalism brain rot spread, he played some good roles.
Now granted I'm not seeking out any of his back catalog, but I wouldn't let him ruin any episodes of a show you like.
Back before MAGA and the christian nationalism brain rot spread, he played some good roles.
Now granted I'm not seeking out any of his back catalog, but I wouldn't let him ruin any episodes of a show you like.
My Lyft driver is listening to the Shawn Ryan show. The guest is Joe McMoneagle, a CIA remote viewer.
That's a CIA PSYCHIC SPY.
I'm pressing X so hard right. Now
That's a CIA PSYCHIC SPY.
I'm pressing X so hard right. Now
a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner
ALT: a man wearing a hat and a suit with a blue x in the corner
media.tenor.com
January 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
My Lyft driver is listening to the Shawn Ryan show. The guest is Joe McMoneagle, a CIA remote viewer.
That's a CIA PSYCHIC SPY.
I'm pressing X so hard right. Now
That's a CIA PSYCHIC SPY.
I'm pressing X so hard right. Now
I have so much packing and prepping to do for this trip and I've done exactly nothing with my day so far.
Honestly I'm really proud of myself for admitting it. Because really that's the first step when you have a problem.
I think I'll play some videogames to celebrate my progress!
Honestly I'm really proud of myself for admitting it. Because really that's the first step when you have a problem.
I think I'll play some videogames to celebrate my progress!
January 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
I have so much packing and prepping to do for this trip and I've done exactly nothing with my day so far.
Honestly I'm really proud of myself for admitting it. Because really that's the first step when you have a problem.
I think I'll play some videogames to celebrate my progress!
Honestly I'm really proud of myself for admitting it. Because really that's the first step when you have a problem.
I think I'll play some videogames to celebrate my progress!
It's a power move like The Rock in 2000's wrestling.
Them: Ok what time works best for you?
You: well I was thinking around thu- Them: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Them: Ok what time works best for you?
You: well I was thinking around thu- Them: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Advisor asks for my availability for meeting then picks a day I didn't list as available.
January 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
It's a power move like The Rock in 2000's wrestling.
Them: Ok what time works best for you?
You: well I was thinking around thu- Them: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Them: Ok what time works best for you?
You: well I was thinking around thu- Them: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Ooooh I like that!
I can already see the movie lines
Phony Stark: Offenders assemble!
Or
Phony Stark: I Am Ketamine!
I can already see the movie lines
Phony Stark: Offenders assemble!
Or
Phony Stark: I Am Ketamine!
I wish y’all would stop posting Trump’s face over here. I left X to get away from him and y’all keep posting articles with his orange face plastered on it. Same with Phony Stark.
January 8, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Ooooh I like that!
I can already see the movie lines
Phony Stark: Offenders assemble!
Or
Phony Stark: I Am Ketamine!
I can already see the movie lines
Phony Stark: Offenders assemble!
Or
Phony Stark: I Am Ketamine!
Big news, everyone!
Did you guys know you can actually travel domestically for free if you're willing to take the slightly worse seats near the bottom of the plane?
I see this catching on very quickly!
Did you guys know you can actually travel domestically for free if you're willing to take the slightly worse seats near the bottom of the plane?
I see this catching on very quickly!
January 8, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Big news, everyone!
Did you guys know you can actually travel domestically for free if you're willing to take the slightly worse seats near the bottom of the plane?
I see this catching on very quickly!
Did you guys know you can actually travel domestically for free if you're willing to take the slightly worse seats near the bottom of the plane?
I see this catching on very quickly!
I'm sorry I'm late, but did this fucking clown just say he wants to take panama and Greenland by force?
January 8, 2025 at 6:21 AM
I'm sorry I'm late, but did this fucking clown just say he wants to take panama and Greenland by force?
We don't wanna hear you say N*****R no more!
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IYKYK
January 7, 2025 at 1:25 PM
We don't wanna hear you say N*****R no more!
IYKYK
IYKYK
Me:Doc, is there a term for when you think of the most vile and heinous things at random?
Doc: Yeah it's called "you're a fucking psychopath" disorder.
Me: shit. But I never act on any of it!
Doc: Oh, ok! So you're also a little bitch. Now it makes sense.
Doc: Yeah it's called "you're a fucking psychopath" disorder.
Me: shit. But I never act on any of it!
Doc: Oh, ok! So you're also a little bitch. Now it makes sense.
January 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Me:Doc, is there a term for when you think of the most vile and heinous things at random?
Doc: Yeah it's called "you're a fucking psychopath" disorder.
Me: shit. But I never act on any of it!
Doc: Oh, ok! So you're also a little bitch. Now it makes sense.
Doc: Yeah it's called "you're a fucking psychopath" disorder.
Me: shit. But I never act on any of it!
Doc: Oh, ok! So you're also a little bitch. Now it makes sense.
I just spent some time in the bad place. And of course I regret it.
But I'm still amazed how many times DEI can be blamed for all the world's ills.
The highlight: "DEI is why that building is ugly." because they hired black people?
Were there no white people at all involved in this process?
But I'm still amazed how many times DEI can be blamed for all the world's ills.
The highlight: "DEI is why that building is ugly." because they hired black people?
Were there no white people at all involved in this process?
January 6, 2025 at 8:43 AM
I just spent some time in the bad place. And of course I regret it.
But I'm still amazed how many times DEI can be blamed for all the world's ills.
The highlight: "DEI is why that building is ugly." because they hired black people?
Were there no white people at all involved in this process?
But I'm still amazed how many times DEI can be blamed for all the world's ills.
The highlight: "DEI is why that building is ugly." because they hired black people?
Were there no white people at all involved in this process?
Today I learned you can make thirst traps with just a hand and a pretty pair of nails.
January 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Today I learned you can make thirst traps with just a hand and a pretty pair of nails.
Your honor, this is a man of science and an alchemist of renown.
Any scientist can tell you that you can't make progress without sacrifice. In fact that would violate the very laws he has worked with his whole career.
While a different choice than you or I might make he sacrificed for advancement
Any scientist can tell you that you can't make progress without sacrifice. In fact that would violate the very laws he has worked with his whole career.
While a different choice than you or I might make he sacrificed for advancement
January 5, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Your honor, this is a man of science and an alchemist of renown.
Any scientist can tell you that you can't make progress without sacrifice. In fact that would violate the very laws he has worked with his whole career.
While a different choice than you or I might make he sacrificed for advancement
Any scientist can tell you that you can't make progress without sacrifice. In fact that would violate the very laws he has worked with his whole career.
While a different choice than you or I might make he sacrificed for advancement
As a straight man who spent over a decade working for the gayest organization on earth I'm so beyond all that.
"I don't care what it sounds like, nothing I say or do is gay until you see another dick in my hand"
"I don't care what it sounds like, nothing I say or do is gay until you see another dick in my hand"
Niggas who feel the need to say no d!ddy or pause or no homo at every opportunity get on my nerves 🙄
January 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
As a straight man who spent over a decade working for the gayest organization on earth I'm so beyond all that.
"I don't care what it sounds like, nothing I say or do is gay until you see another dick in my hand"
"I don't care what it sounds like, nothing I say or do is gay until you see another dick in my hand"
Last I checked I was at 1400-ish
I'm not opening anything that didn't come from my department. And I'm not looking at anything that is addressed to 'all', 'team', or 'family'
I'm not opening anything that didn't come from my department. And I'm not looking at anything that is addressed to 'all', 'team', or 'family'
January 2, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Last I checked I was at 1400-ish
I'm not opening anything that didn't come from my department. And I'm not looking at anything that is addressed to 'all', 'team', or 'family'
I'm not opening anything that didn't come from my department. And I'm not looking at anything that is addressed to 'all', 'team', or 'family'