Victoria
@vmlopez.bsky.social
Mostly just weird * Sometimes cook * ADHDer * Reader of many books (when I can pay attention) * Chronic dreamer * Writing when I can * Starter of many projects * Wishing I were in Scotland
Author of "Perniciously Sage", "One Word", and "Threads of Silver"
Author of "Perniciously Sage", "One Word", and "Threads of Silver"
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Victoria
@vmlopez.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I wonder if Sherlock would help me come up with a plan to steal a TARDIS and get to Jamie Fraser before Claire???
Just making sure it can withstand me putting my arm through while screeching for Heathcliff to let me in. 😆
October 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just making sure it can withstand me putting my arm through while screeching for Heathcliff to let me in. 😆
Is that a melatonin in your pocket or are you just happy to zzz me?
October 17, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Is that a melatonin in your pocket or are you just happy to zzz me?
Sure am glad I got that "copy write" in 1993. 😆
October 17, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Sure am glad I got that "copy write" in 1993. 😆
I love stop motion animation.
October 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I love stop motion animation.
What? It's not like I accidentally inhaled cocoa powder and choked in the middle of a fancy restaurant or anything.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
What? It's not like I accidentally inhaled cocoa powder and choked in the middle of a fancy restaurant or anything.
"You don't need to deal with it." 😆😆😆
September 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
"You don't need to deal with it." 😆😆😆
Could someone with a med background let me know how long it would take to turn septic from a necrotic ovary? And how quickly a torsed ovary becomes necrotic?
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Could someone with a med background let me know how long it would take to turn septic from a necrotic ovary? And how quickly a torsed ovary becomes necrotic?
I signed my husband up for the AARP birthday special and minutes later, received my blood work results showing I went from "not even close to menopause" to "postmenopausal" in just 7 months. 😆😆
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July 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I signed my husband up for the AARP birthday special and minutes later, received my blood work results showing I went from "not even close to menopause" to "postmenopausal" in just 7 months. 😆😆
The grapefruit-sized mass in my abdomen that nobody could figure out is, apparently, my ovary. So, life's been a lot of fun lately.
Glad to know my uterus didn't grow back after all. 🤦🏼♀️
Glad to know my uterus didn't grow back after all. 🤦🏼♀️
July 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The grapefruit-sized mass in my abdomen that nobody could figure out is, apparently, my ovary. So, life's been a lot of fun lately.
Glad to know my uterus didn't grow back after all. 🤦🏼♀️
Glad to know my uterus didn't grow back after all. 🤦🏼♀️
Not my best work, but an accurate portrayal of today's mood.
July 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Not my best work, but an accurate portrayal of today's mood.
So, I guess I'm just SOL for wanting to still watch stuff on Paramount and Max after updating my TV.
Anyone else's update screw up their sound?
Anyone else's update screw up their sound?
July 16, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So, I guess I'm just SOL for wanting to still watch stuff on Paramount and Max after updating my TV.
Anyone else's update screw up their sound?
Anyone else's update screw up their sound?
Thinking about the time I got arrested in English class because somebody pranked the police dept and said I did a drive-by and shot him.
July 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Thinking about the time I got arrested in English class because somebody pranked the police dept and said I did a drive-by and shot him.
The key to my heart is fancy cheese.
June 28, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The key to my heart is fancy cheese.
The best part about visiting my husband's apartment is eating all his snacks. 😆
June 28, 2025 at 3:32 AM
The best part about visiting my husband's apartment is eating all his snacks. 😆
Anybody else hear Mr. Krabs and Pearl? Every time I listen to this song, it's all I hear.
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June 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Anybody else hear Mr. Krabs and Pearl? Every time I listen to this song, it's all I hear.
Some of you haven't listened to enough Phil Collins, and it shows.
June 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Some of you haven't listened to enough Phil Collins, and it shows.
Tell me why I dreamt last night that I was Bryan Adams and preparing to perform in a parade in a small Canadian town, but the Mayor had beef with me and he decided to play the song I was supposed to perform while he proceeded down the street in the parade?
June 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Tell me why I dreamt last night that I was Bryan Adams and preparing to perform in a parade in a small Canadian town, but the Mayor had beef with me and he decided to play the song I was supposed to perform while he proceeded down the street in the parade?
My daughter got the birthday surprise of her life when our ancient dog figured out how to howl, and has been practicing at her ever since. 🤣
June 10, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My daughter got the birthday surprise of her life when our ancient dog figured out how to howl, and has been practicing at her ever since. 🤣
I wish someone had warned me that Waitress The Musical was basically my life with a few nouns swapped out BEFORE I watched it. Damn.
June 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I wish someone had warned me that Waitress The Musical was basically my life with a few nouns swapped out BEFORE I watched it. Damn.
Husband, watching TV: Hey, isn't she married to Brad Paisley?
Me: Pretty sure she married that wolf after he gave her a singing ring.
H: WTF are you talking about?
M: Oh... Guess what we're watching this weekend?!
Me: Pretty sure she married that wolf after he gave her a singing ring.
H: WTF are you talking about?
M: Oh... Guess what we're watching this weekend?!
May 29, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Husband, watching TV: Hey, isn't she married to Brad Paisley?
Me: Pretty sure she married that wolf after he gave her a singing ring.
H: WTF are you talking about?
M: Oh... Guess what we're watching this weekend?!
Me: Pretty sure she married that wolf after he gave her a singing ring.
H: WTF are you talking about?
M: Oh... Guess what we're watching this weekend?!
Questionable morality and its effects on a futuristic utopia - Yes, much of my current manuscript is controversial.
Any suggestions for lit agents that would be willing to take on a bit of controversy? I'm getting a lot of "this is great, but not for me" responses. 🫤
Any suggestions for lit agents that would be willing to take on a bit of controversy? I'm getting a lot of "this is great, but not for me" responses. 🫤
May 28, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Questionable morality and its effects on a futuristic utopia - Yes, much of my current manuscript is controversial.
Any suggestions for lit agents that would be willing to take on a bit of controversy? I'm getting a lot of "this is great, but not for me" responses. 🫤
Any suggestions for lit agents that would be willing to take on a bit of controversy? I'm getting a lot of "this is great, but not for me" responses. 🫤
Check out this Diatomaceous D I found on my floor after killing the ant queen. One last FU? 🤷🏼♀️
May 28, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Check out this Diatomaceous D I found on my floor after killing the ant queen. One last FU? 🤷🏼♀️
When I was a kid, I always thought the baseball guys were sucking on the loose beef jerky stuff you could get in a little tin and I couldn't figure out why people would criticize beef jerky the way they did.
May 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When I was a kid, I always thought the baseball guys were sucking on the loose beef jerky stuff you could get in a little tin and I couldn't figure out why people would criticize beef jerky the way they did.
I feel like supernatural stuff needs to start happening.
May 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I feel like supernatural stuff needs to start happening.