Nicole Rossa
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Nicole Rossa
@vivalarossa.bsky.social

Nicole is a comedian and writier with crazy ADHD and is of Roma descent. She reads tarot cards but does not play the tambourine. Her humor explores life’s challenges as an observant outsider.
Liquor store counts as a small business, yeah?
February 28, 2025 at 5:58 PM
90's babies do y'all remember sundried tomato everything? I'm mean it kinda tasted like vomit but it WAS a very exciting time.
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Can we convince Dump cakes he is pale and see what happens?
February 9, 2025 at 2:32 AM
We got any more of those billionaire k@##ing submarines around?
February 8, 2025 at 5:26 AM
You'll know it's AI when the mammogram tech has a couple of extra fingers.
February 4, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Breaking News: If you hold in a sneeze it will come out as pee.
February 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I know the music industry is broken because I, as an 40-something, know who everyone is in this article.
February 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
With tariffs looming the avocados ripening on the counter are more precious than ever.
February 2, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reposted by Nicole Rossa
A personal cheat code for life, I’ve found, is Order The Beans

Chefs only put beans on a menu if they have cool bean ideas
February 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Won a joke writing competition. I AM very good.
January 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
I'm venturing out in the cold to make hahas with these funny people.
January 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Tomorrow night-1/23, Hi & Dry and hopefully warm.
January 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Will be the digital home I long for?
January 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM