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W̷r̷i̷t̷e̷r̷. Barreling down this vortal coil.

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Hey, I wanna start using BlueSky more, and Twitter less. Tell me some rad people to follow?

I like video games, vinyl, shitty movies, and suicide cults. Sometimes I write (poorly). I possess an encyclopedic knowledge of the GTA series (pre V). And I met Weird Al once.
SPOILERS: I did.
January 24, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Do I buy Dark Souls on Switch and beat it for the 50th time in an attempt to distract myself from the hell that is the modern world?
January 24, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Looks like the new Silent Hill film is horrible. Which means the likelihood of me watching it just increased significantly.
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Everywhere I go, there is hope. #halflife3
January 22, 2026 at 5:06 AM
Reposted by Laz .//
January 21, 2026 at 11:30 PM
My future's determined by thieves, thugs, and vermin.
January 21, 2026 at 5:29 PM
January 21, 2026 at 4:31 AM
People don’t care if you drown, they just don’t like it when you make noise doing so.
January 19, 2026 at 6:07 AM
January 17, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Most people don't have any idea what the fuck they are talking about.
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
STILL THE KING. #MarioKart #DryBonez
January 17, 2026 at 6:15 AM
Birthday tacos.
January 17, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Platinum #1,133 - #Battlefield6

Best entry since BF1. A great alternative to the hellscape that is modern COD. 1,996 revives was poop though.

#LazPlats #PlayStation #TrophyHunter #Trophies
January 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Since the Switch 2 isn’t hackable (yet), I can still use the online features. So add me or whatever!?
January 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
The internet (and by proxy social media) has trained a legion of people to utterly refuse to acknowledge any time they are wrong/misinformed. Theres a reason arguing online is pointless. It’s because no one will ever admit they are incorrect. No desire to learn.
January 15, 2026 at 4:41 PM
UPDATE: “I lived, bitch.” (I fixed it.)
January 15, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Snagged a DSi with busted shoulder buttons as a project. Thought it might be fun. We’ll see lol.
January 14, 2026 at 5:49 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I'm finally going to sit down and play Breath of The Wild... (probably).
January 13, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Is everyone a fucking moron? Yes.
January 11, 2026 at 11:18 PM
I think a major reason I dislike most modern films is due to how they look. Not saying they look bad, I just prefer how older films tend to look. Gritty, shittier cameras? Hard to explain. But even some really good modern films look unappealing to me. Maybe just old?
a man with a beard is looking at the camera and asking who am i .
ALT: a man with a beard is looking at the camera and asking who am i .
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January 6, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Found a USB from 02-04 filled with chat screenshots & sig images. So many internet friends I completely lost contact with. The forum/instant messenger days. I guess thats how it goes, especially back then, but makes me sad. Crazy how fast life moves when you aren’t looking.
a computer screen shows a message from julee ete that says brb *** dyed my hair black mom got so mad lol
ALT: a computer screen shows a message from julee ete that says brb *** dyed my hair black mom got so mad lol
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January 2, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Reposted by Laz .//
December 31, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Platinum #1,381 - #BallXPitt

An incredibly addictive game, that I never saw coming. Simple, fun gameplay loop with some lovely visuals. Great fun. #PlayStation #TrophyHunter #PlayStationTrophies #LazPlats
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There’s no pretending. #deathstranding #bb28 #lou
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM