Before I went for a CT scan I was asked if there was a chance I could be pregnant (because of the radiation), like WHY would they bother asking, I’ve been slamming down Tylenol and I could have a kid with autism AND super powers!!!

Anyone tried this combo yet? It sounds potent

Pretty sure it was “release the pedo files” and not “release the pedophiles”.

I wasn’t sure if my mum ever got me the MMR vaccine, so just in case I got it done a couple of weeks ago.

Today I went to donate plasma and they were SO excited to hear about my recent vaccination - apparently they can use my immunoglobulin to make measles treatments!

FUCK YEAH!!!!!

I wanna take some Ibuprofen but I’ve drunk too much wine, on a scale of 1-10 how important is my liver

I’m not a journalist, but is there some sort of etiquette that would prevent a headline like:

Musk sparks backlash after performing “Nazi salute”.

Like, the newspaper still isn’t directly calling it a salute, they’re just quoting someone else (in this case, the entire internet)

All Luigi did was a Roman cancellation.

Took me five years but I finally cleared my inbox

#adhd

The major difference between the Australian Labor Party and the NZ Labour Party is Aussie Labor doesn’t care about u

I would like to officially retract all positive statements I have ever made about Raygun.

Recent events in the USA have got me rethinking my retirement plan.

Instead of merely shuffling myself off this mortal coil I could shuffle myself off with a bang.

The so-called Alb-Hegau-Pottery, made between the 8th and the mid 7th century BC in southwestern Germany, is between the most fascinating prehistoric pottery styles. Is has complex stamped and incised tri-colour motifs. Plate from the Württembergisches Landesmuseum Stuttgart. #archaeology

Too good not to share: a wooden floor of a #Neolithic house. Unearthed in Alleshausen-Grundwiesen, a wetland settlement at the western rim of the Federsee marshlands, 3020-2700 BC.

📷H. Schlichterle/Landesamt für Denkmalpflege Baden Württemberg

🏺 #archaeology

Thanks @shaunvids.bsky.social for doing some stellar social commentary

youtu.be/WPsSguYNHpk?...

The delicate excavation of a scatter of flint waste flakes from the manufacture of a handaxe. It was left behind 480,000 years ago, maybe by early Neanderthal people. The scatter preserves the shadow of their knees. Boxgrove, UK 🏺 #FlintFriday

It occurred to me that I have no idea if the number of cheese graters I own is above or below average, so I've written a survey:

docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

My #ANZACDay hot take: Soldiers should be banned from Anzac Day memorials. They missed the point of “Lest we forget” SO HARD and signed up to commit the atrocities normal people are busy actively remembering as a bad thing.