Vite Ramen
@viteramen.bsky.social
Delicious Nutrition, Instantly.
Fuel That Midnight Spark w/
Up to 31g Protein
27 Micronutrients
High Protein
Made in USA by a small, AAPI business
Fuel That Midnight Spark w/
Up to 31g Protein
27 Micronutrients
High Protein
Made in USA by a small, AAPI business
Massaman Curry is BACK!
Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods
viteramen.com/eckhartsladder
Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods
viteramen.com/eckhartsladder
EckhartsLadder 2026
MASSAMAN CURRY: SECOND DEPLOYMENT The last time we sent Massaman Curry into orbit, it didn't survive. The crew of the Blessed Noodle Merchant tore through the entire shipment and immediately started a...
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February 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Massaman Curry is BACK!
Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods
viteramen.com/eckhartsladder
Plus: Full 3D and live action animation with lightsabers and drop pods
viteramen.com/eckhartsladder
Batch 1 has been going out slowly as things come in!
Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th.
After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot!
Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...
Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th.
After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot!
Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Batch 1 has been going out slowly as things come in!
Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th.
After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot!
Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...
Batch 2 closes tomorrow, February 8th.
After that, new orders go into Batch 3, opening Monday, Feb 9th... alongside a flavor re-release, dropping in hot!
Get your pre-orders in NOW: viteramen.com/collections/...
if we had to do what they had to do at their age...
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
if we had to do what they had to do at their age...
// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //
The facility is under attack.
Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond.
Save the facility. February 9th.
viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...
The facility is under attack.
Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond.
Save the facility. February 9th.
viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...
February 5, 2026 at 12:12 AM
// INCOMING TRANSMISSION //
The facility is under attack.
Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond.
Save the facility. February 9th.
viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...
The facility is under attack.
Requesting immediate orbital drop support. All Eckpire vessels within jump relay range, respond.
Save the facility. February 9th.
viteramen.com/pages/eckhar...
February 4, 2026 at 12:18 AM
oops, uh, I totally forgot to send out a reminder email about batch 2 closing.
So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week!
If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship!
viteramen.com/collections/...
So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week!
If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship!
viteramen.com/collections/...
February 2, 2026 at 11:40 PM
oops, uh, I totally forgot to send out a reminder email about batch 2 closing.
So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week!
If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship!
viteramen.com/collections/...
So, we’re going to extend batch 2 for a week!
If you forgot like I did, then get your Batch 2 orders in now:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Also, Pro+ is back as ready to ship!
viteramen.com/collections/...
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The biggest question we’ve gotten for Batch 2 is:
Where are the variety packs?
Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh.
Y’all want it, so FULL SEND.
Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE!
viteramen.com/collections/...
Where are the variety packs?
Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh.
Y’all want it, so FULL SEND.
Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE!
viteramen.com/collections/...
January 26, 2026 at 11:37 PM
The biggest question we’ve gotten for Batch 2 is:
Where are the variety packs?
Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh.
Y’all want it, so FULL SEND.
Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE!
viteramen.com/collections/...
Where are the variety packs?
Originally we were trying to keep it a bit simpler to test the system, but... Eh.
Y’all want it, so FULL SEND.
Batch 2 Variety pack pre-orders are NOW AVAILABLE!
viteramen.com/collections/...
ICYMI:
A lot has happened!
BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak...
Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...
Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
A lot has happened!
BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak...
Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...
Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
January 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
ICYMI:
A lot has happened!
BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak...
Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...
Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
A lot has happened!
BOGO50 on Naked Noods: viteramen.com/products/nak...
Small Batch System: viteramen.com/collections/...
Vite Creative Kitchen: viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
BOGO50 Naked Noods:
buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself
then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with
just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount
www.youtube.com/shorts/p6-qf...
buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself
then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with
just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount
www.youtube.com/shorts/p6-qf...
High Protein Noodle BLT But With A Twist Or Three
YouTube video by Vite Ramen
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January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
BOGO50 Naked Noods:
buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself
then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with
just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount
www.youtube.com/shorts/p6-qf...
buy one get one 50% off deal and try making this yourself
then weep and tell us just how right we were to use ketchup in a BLT and mayo to fry with
just add two Naked Noods to your cart and it'll automatically give you the discount
www.youtube.com/shorts/p6-qf...
Help open the Vite Creative Kitchen.
Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know.
viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know.
viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
January 20, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Help open the Vite Creative Kitchen.
Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know.
viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
Like sitting in a friend's kitchen as they talk and cook, and coming away with deep knowledge on things you didn't know you wanted to know.
viteramen.com/pages/vite-c...
Well. We’ve gone and FINALLY done it.
New website front page is now operational!
Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken!
Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...?
Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing!
viteramen.com
New website front page is now operational!
Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken!
Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...?
Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing!
viteramen.com
January 15, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Well. We’ve gone and FINALLY done it.
New website front page is now operational!
Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken!
Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...?
Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing!
viteramen.com
New website front page is now operational!
Take a look at it, and let us know what you think, and if there’s anything broken!
Mobile, tablet, laptop, PC... TV...?
Let us know how you like it, and what you think might be missing!
viteramen.com
All the projects I've started but couldn't continue...
It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going.
I want to create. More than anything.
viteramen.com/pages/let-us...
It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going.
I want to create. More than anything.
viteramen.com/pages/let-us...
January 14, 2026 at 1:40 AM
All the projects I've started but couldn't continue...
It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going.
I want to create. More than anything.
viteramen.com/pages/let-us...
It wasn't because I burned out on them, or didn't want to keep going.
I want to create. More than anything.
viteramen.com/pages/let-us...
Maintaining a good supply chain means predicting the future.
Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way.
Discover why we made the Small Batch System:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way.
Discover why we made the Small Batch System:
viteramen.com/collections/...
The Small Batch System - Batch 2
Your Health. Easy As Ramen.
Savor Life's Little Victories with:
-Up to 31g protein
-27+ Vitamins & Minerals
-7g Prebiotic Fiber
-Delicious, Chef Crafted Flavors
viteramen.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Maintaining a good supply chain means predicting the future.
Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way.
Discover why we made the Small Batch System:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Trouble is, I’ve never been very good at crystal ball reading, and if you know someone who is really good at predicting the future, then... send ‘em my way.
Discover why we made the Small Batch System:
viteramen.com/collections/...
Reposted by Vite Ramen
Body double co-working stream
Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related
twitch.tv/timjzheng
Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related
twitch.tv/timjzheng
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Body double co-working stream
Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related
twitch.tv/timjzheng
Or come ask about anything vite marketing vtuber whatever related
twitch.tv/timjzheng
January 8, 2026 at 12:28 AM
2025.
This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump.
It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential.
Then, things started to fall through, one by one.
viteramen.com/blogs/news/a...
This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump.
It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential.
Then, things started to fall through, one by one.
viteramen.com/blogs/news/a...
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 AM
2025.
This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump.
It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential.
Then, things started to fall through, one by one.
viteramen.com/blogs/news/a...
This is a bit more personal, disorganized, and a brain dump.
It was supposed to be a good year. We had so much lined up, so much hope and potential.
Then, things started to fall through, one by one.
viteramen.com/blogs/news/a...
We hope you've enjoyed our 12 days of Vite-mas and all the gifts we've done! The final gift: viteramen.com/collections/...
Use code ' VITEMASCOMPLETE ' but there's only 1 code!
Here's @timjzheng.bsky.social and @snek4.bsky.social singing the whole song they wrote together:
Use code ' VITEMASCOMPLETE ' but there's only 1 code!
Here's @timjzheng.bsky.social and @snek4.bsky.social singing the whole song they wrote together:
December 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
We hope you've enjoyed our 12 days of Vite-mas and all the gifts we've done! The final gift: viteramen.com/collections/...
Use code ' VITEMASCOMPLETE ' but there's only 1 code!
Here's @timjzheng.bsky.social and @snek4.bsky.social singing the whole song they wrote together:
Use code ' VITEMASCOMPLETE ' but there's only 1 code!
Here's @timjzheng.bsky.social and @snek4.bsky.social singing the whole song they wrote together:
🎶 On the 11th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
Exclusive Beta Access 🎵
Day 11: Exclusive Beta Access to the entire VKS set, 70% off!
Use code ' VKSVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 2 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code '12DAYSOFVITEMAS' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
Exclusive Beta Access 🎵
Day 11: Exclusive Beta Access to the entire VKS set, 70% off!
Use code ' VKSVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 2 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code '12DAYSOFVITEMAS' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
December 23, 2025 at 11:01 PM
🎶 On the 11th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
Exclusive Beta Access 🎵
Day 11: Exclusive Beta Access to the entire VKS set, 70% off!
Use code ' VKSVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 2 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code '12DAYSOFVITEMAS' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
Exclusive Beta Access 🎵
Day 11: Exclusive Beta Access to the entire VKS set, 70% off!
Use code ' VKSVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 2 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code '12DAYSOFVITEMAS' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
🎶 On the 10th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
B-GRADE KNIFE SETS 🎵
Day 10: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS, 70% off!
Use code ' BGRADEKNIVES ' but hurry; only 3 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
B-GRADE KNIFE SETS 🎵
Day 10: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS, 70% off!
Use code ' BGRADEKNIVES ' but hurry; only 3 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
December 22, 2025 at 11:09 PM
🎶 On the 10th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
B-GRADE KNIFE SETS 🎵
Day 10: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS, 70% off!
Use code ' BGRADEKNIVES ' but hurry; only 3 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
B-GRADE KNIFE SETS 🎵
Day 10: B-GRADE KNIFE SETS, 70% off!
Use code ' BGRADEKNIVES ' but hurry; only 3 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
6-7 DONHIKI🎵
Day 6-7: DONHIKI, 67% off!
Use code ' 67DONHIKI ' but hurry; only 6 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
6-7 DONHIKI🎵
Day 6-7: DONHIKI, 67% off!
Use code ' 67DONHIKI ' but hurry; only 6 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
6-7 DONHIKI🎵
Day 6-7: DONHIKI, 67% off!
Use code ' 67DONHIKI ' but hurry; only 6 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
6-7 DONHIKI🎵
Day 6-7: DONHIKI, 67% off!
Use code ' 67DONHIKI ' but hurry; only 6 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
6-7 SHADOWBRINGERS🎵
Day 6-7: SHADOWBRINGER, 67% off!
Use code ' SHADOWVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 6-7 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
6-7 SHADOWBRINGERS🎵
Day 6-7: SHADOWBRINGER, 67% off!
Use code ' SHADOWVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 6-7 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
December 18, 2025 at 10:05 PM
🎶On the 6-7th day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
6-7 SHADOWBRINGERS🎵
Day 6-7: SHADOWBRINGER, 67% off!
Use code ' SHADOWVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 6-7 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
6-7 SHADOWBRINGERS🎵
Day 6-7: SHADOWBRINGER, 67% off!
Use code ' SHADOWVITEMAS ' but hurry; only 6-7 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
🎶On the fifth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
8 SNEAKY SNEKS.🎵
Day 5: Tsuchinoko Snek Plushie, 40% off!
Use code ' SNEAKYSNEKS ' but hurry; only 8 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
8 SNEAKY SNEKS.🎵
Day 5: Tsuchinoko Snek Plushie, 40% off!
Use code ' SNEAKYSNEKS ' but hurry; only 8 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
December 17, 2025 at 10:01 PM
🎶On the fifth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
8 SNEAKY SNEKS.🎵
Day 5: Tsuchinoko Snek Plushie, 40% off!
Use code ' SNEAKYSNEKS ' but hurry; only 8 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
8 SNEAKY SNEKS.🎵
Day 5: Tsuchinoko Snek Plushie, 40% off!
Use code ' SNEAKYSNEKS ' but hurry; only 8 codes available!
Missed the code?
That's okay! You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
🎶On the fourth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
Any Shirt We Have.🎵
Day 4: Our entire apparel catalogue, 40% off!
Use code ' ANYANDALLSHIRTS ' but hurry; only 9 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
Any Shirt We Have.🎵
Day 4: Our entire apparel catalogue, 40% off!
Use code ' ANYANDALLSHIRTS ' but hurry; only 9 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
December 16, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🎶On the fourth day of Vite-mas, Vite Ramen gave to me:
Any Shirt We Have.🎵
Day 4: Our entire apparel catalogue, 40% off!
Use code ' ANYANDALLSHIRTS ' but hurry; only 9 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!
Any Shirt We Have.🎵
Day 4: Our entire apparel catalogue, 40% off!
Use code ' ANYANDALLSHIRTS ' but hurry; only 9 codes available!
Missed the code?
You can use code ' 12DAYSOFVITEMAS ' for 12% off anything except for Lucky Boxes!