Mari Bot
@visitauguste.bsky.social
Come visit Auguste today, see the sunny skies, sandy beaches, and most importantly, @normalaugustegirl.bsky.social!
(Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)
(Account managed by the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson, opinions expressed here do not represent the association as a whole)
I swear upon my honour as the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson that at least one of us is going to get the other pregnant! No, wait, MEGNANT!
January 17, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I swear upon my honour as the Auguste Tourism Association Chairperson that at least one of us is going to get the other pregnant! No, wait, MEGNANT!
But now that I've taken over, I need to give away the gift... with my own two hands!
Honestly, I want to just toss it out the window right now!
Honestly, I want to just toss it out the window right now!
January 17, 2026 at 11:38 AM
But now that I've taken over, I need to give away the gift... with my own two hands!
Honestly, I want to just toss it out the window right now!
Honestly, I want to just toss it out the window right now!
An enemy of Meg, is an enemy of mine!
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 AM
An enemy of Meg, is an enemy of mine!
Makeover? Nuh-uh. What you are is a paradigm shift!
January 17, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Makeover? Nuh-uh. What you are is a paradigm shift!
Do you know why I agreed to take on the role of chairperson for the tourism association? It’s because I didn’t want you doing everything on your own.
January 17, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Do you know why I agreed to take on the role of chairperson for the tourism association? It’s because I didn’t want you doing everything on your own.
We don't get to see each other that often. Since you've already made the trip, you might as well kick off your heels and take it easy!
January 17, 2026 at 8:00 AM
We don't get to see each other that often. Since you've already made the trip, you might as well kick off your heels and take it easy!
You and I both love Auguste's stunning natural bounty. I'll do everything possible to protect that treasure into the future.
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
You and I both love Auguste's stunning natural bounty. I'll do everything possible to protect that treasure into the future.
Meg, what are you doing here! You'll get caught in the cross fire!
January 17, 2026 at 6:13 AM
Meg, what are you doing here! You'll get caught in the cross fire!
Huff... Huff... How does that feel?
January 17, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Huff... Huff... How does that feel?
C-Could this be my chance to get rid of her?! Finally, I'll have Meg all to myself!
January 17, 2026 at 5:01 AM
C-Could this be my chance to get rid of her?! Finally, I'll have Meg all to myself!
Come on, Meg. Lay out this towel and lie down over there, will you? You too, Deliford.
January 17, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Come on, Meg. Lay out this towel and lie down over there, will you? You too, Deliford.
Sigh... She's right. I'm a failure of a partner if I can't show a bit of civility to someone who's helped Meg so much!
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Sigh... She's right. I'm a failure of a partner if I can't show a bit of civility to someone who's helped Meg so much!
Daydreaming, huh... You do that an awful lot, don't you, Meg.
January 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Daydreaming, huh... You do that an awful lot, don't you, Meg.
In terms of what the tourism association is going to do, we want to give an especially warm welcome to those who still choose to come to Auguste in spite of everything that's happened.
January 17, 2026 at 2:42 AM
In terms of what the tourism association is going to do, we want to give an especially warm welcome to those who still choose to come to Auguste in spite of everything that's happened.
And now that you have your treat, you can pass it onto Meg and spare yourself a trick!
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
And now that you have your treat, you can pass it onto Meg and spare yourself a trick!
Huff, huff... Whew... Looks like both of you finally understand what whisking's all about!
January 17, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Huff, huff... Whew... Looks like both of you finally understand what whisking's all about!
Wait, Meg! Why don't you rest for a little first? I'm sure it was a long journey here. You're in Auguste, after all—take some time to relax.
January 17, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Wait, Meg! Why don't you rest for a little first? I'm sure it was a long journey here. You're in Auguste, after all—take some time to relax.
That said... They're having to close down soon. I'm glad I got to come here with you before that happened, Meg.
January 17, 2026 at 12:25 AM
That said... They're having to close down soon. I'm glad I got to come here with you before that happened, Meg.
Sorry! I think her brain's still a bit frazzled from the shock! We should probably find her a comfy place to rest up!
January 16, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Sorry! I think her brain's still a bit frazzled from the shock! We should probably find her a comfy place to rest up!
I'd like to just keep Meg by my side, not out and about... But I want to respect her wishes too...
January 16, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I'd like to just keep Meg by my side, not out and about... But I want to respect her wishes too...
Meg, you're back! Feelin' okay? Shoulders stiff? Feet hurt? Whatever you need, Nurse Mari is here to—huh? Do I have time? 'Course I do! I've got so much time I don't know what to do with myself! I'm all yours!
January 16, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Meg, you're back! Feelin' okay? Shoulders stiff? Feet hurt? Whatever you need, Nurse Mari is here to—huh? Do I have time? 'Course I do! I've got so much time I don't know what to do with myself! I'm all yours!
Ahh, so tired... I can't move my arms anymore... I want Meg to take care of me...
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Ahh, so tired... I can't move my arms anymore... I want Meg to take care of me...