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@visionsickness.bsky.social
it/its. twenty nine. pretend cat. york
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i can't fucking believe what they did 2 pecknold. society is disgusting
November 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i can't fucking believe what they did 2 pecknold. society is disgusting
ai just told me that dating me would be like dating a unicorn. and i don't think in the cruising sense
October 27, 2025 at 1:55 AM
ai just told me that dating me would be like dating a unicorn. and i don't think in the cruising sense
a really really REALLY cute girl is sitting opposite me on the train but she's pretty engrossed in her phone should i try and talk 2 her or do u think they'll lynch mob me if i do that
October 14, 2025 at 1:23 PM
a really really REALLY cute girl is sitting opposite me on the train but she's pretty engrossed in her phone should i try and talk 2 her or do u think they'll lynch mob me if i do that
yeah so i been posting on my instagram story and feed a lot recently and neglecting all you tweeters. sorry. meow
October 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
yeah so i been posting on my instagram story and feed a lot recently and neglecting all you tweeters. sorry. meow
i think in the future anyone i pursue romantically will have to fill out and sign a legally-binding questionnaire stating their core beliefs and values so that i don't get emotionally invested in someone who like... is just gonna drop me because i'm an addict
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
i think in the future anyone i pursue romantically will have to fill out and sign a legally-binding questionnaire stating their core beliefs and values so that i don't get emotionally invested in someone who like... is just gonna drop me because i'm an addict
in my personal opinion product owners don't know shit
September 19, 2025 at 7:56 AM
in my personal opinion product owners don't know shit
the union flag is such a shit flag
September 19, 2025 at 7:49 AM
the union flag is such a shit flag
software dev scrums exist to keep the product owner in their place
September 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
software dev scrums exist to keep the product owner in their place
my heart sinks every time my instructor says "okay guys i'm going to share my screen with you"
September 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
my heart sinks every time my instructor says "okay guys i'm going to share my screen with you"
@ohdearimsoqueer.bsky.social HELLO LURKER
August 31, 2025 at 7:45 PM
@ohdearimsoqueer.bsky.social HELLO LURKER
it's hard being a ferrari fan, but i bet it's harder being a lando fan knowing he's lost the championship. at least us tifosi know we need miracles
August 31, 2025 at 7:44 PM
it's hard being a ferrari fan, but i bet it's harder being a lando fan knowing he's lost the championship. at least us tifosi know we need miracles
zarah sultana is so based
August 21, 2025 at 11:05 PM
zarah sultana is so based
bad news ppl... i have eczema on my cock. deffo gotta get bottom surgery now
August 21, 2025 at 6:26 AM
bad news ppl... i have eczema on my cock. deffo gotta get bottom surgery now
real talk: chasers should not be allowed to use the t4t tag on grindr
August 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
real talk: chasers should not be allowed to use the t4t tag on grindr
how tf does verstappen not have a penalty for that shameful move on hamilton? the game's gone! #f1 #hungariangp
August 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
how tf does verstappen not have a penalty for that shameful move on hamilton? the game's gone! #f1 #hungariangp
she pea on my nut until i anaphylaxis
July 23, 2025 at 7:05 AM
she pea on my nut until i anaphylaxis
she git on my hub til i release
July 22, 2025 at 1:37 PM
she git on my hub til i release
i don't think i could be any happier for nico hulkenberg. i thought he was washed when he was dropped at the end of '19, and i'm so proud of him for proving us doubters - haters even - wrong
July 7, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i don't think i could be any happier for nico hulkenberg. i thought he was washed when he was dropped at the end of '19, and i'm so proud of him for proving us doubters - haters even - wrong
i am philistine action
July 6, 2025 at 12:17 PM
i am philistine action
if channel 4 ever dip their toes into UHD broadcasting they should deffo call the station "channel 4k"
July 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
if channel 4 ever dip their toes into UHD broadcasting they should deffo call the station "channel 4k"
f1tv is simulcasting its commentary on channel 4 and i just think that's neat. channel 4 just need to link up for when the world feed actually starts so that f1tv viewers don't have to hear 2 introductions
July 4, 2025 at 11:49 AM
f1tv is simulcasting its commentary on channel 4 and i just think that's neat. channel 4 just need to link up for when the world feed actually starts so that f1tv viewers don't have to hear 2 introductions
lmao just nearly have myself an allergic reaction
July 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
lmao just nearly have myself an allergic reaction
but i'm not lovely i'm just stinky
July 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
but i'm not lovely i'm just stinky