Thinking about birds rn

Bitches love my silly

I should be fishing right now

gender envy character of the morning

I’m going to McFucking LOSE IT

You watch jerma for the gameplay, I watch jerma for a chance to peep the horror. We are not the same.

Over the hedge is such an underrated movie

he/they of the day - Feathers McGraw from Wallace and Gromit

I just opened my mouth and hiccuped so hard a customer thought I barked at her and she jumped

I got that deer in me (constant urge to run into oncoming traffic)

CHAT I GOT TO RIDE ON A BUS

One time at Dollar Tree, I accidentally left a bag at the register and as I was walking away an older lady behind me went, “Sir… ma’am… whatever you are,” in the most judgmental tone. I had to try so hard not to burst out laughing

Bitch Penguin.