♍ Virgo enough said
@virgoneyez.bsky.social
Before marriage you should first make them use a computer with a slow internet just to see who they really are!
Pinned
And you and suspect need to shut the hell up !
Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
September 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Today I wanted to tell this lady why dont you intoduce your upper lip to
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
your bottom lip and shut the fuck up....but I needed my job..
IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ *
_Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚
/________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚
｜ 田田 ｜門｜ • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.
Amen !
_Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚
/________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚
｜ 田田 ｜門｜ • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.
Amen !
September 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
IN MY HOUSEHOLD THERE IS GOD 。* 。 ° 。 ° ˛˚˛ *
_Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚
/________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚
｜ 田田 ｜門｜ • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.
Amen !
_Π____*。*˚ ˚ ˛ •˛•˚
/________/~＼。˚ ˚ ˛ ˚ ˛ •˛• ˚
｜ 田田 ｜門｜ • Dear Lord, you know I am not perfect and I fall short everyday of my life, but I want to take time out to say thank you for your mercy and grace.
Amen !
Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?"
Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
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Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
😂😂😂😂😂
September 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Customer"Look at my face, does it look like I care?"
Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
😂😂😂😂😂
Me: "Well by looking at your face, God didn't care either....Get the hell on...Bastard
😂😂😂😂😂
How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw
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With a sea-saw
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a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it
ALT: a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it
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September 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
How do you cut the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw
🤣🤣🤣
With a sea-saw
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Who can smell this picture ?
September 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who can smell this picture ?
It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷
a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a funny face and saying nope
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September 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
It's too late in the evening for your breath to be smelling like ear ring backs🤒😷😷
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute?
Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !
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Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !
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a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it
ALT: a monkey wearing a pirate hat with a crossbones on it
media.tenor.com
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why was the drug dealer jealous of the prostitute?
Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !
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Because she could wash her crack and sell it again !
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The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣
August 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
The Bible said “Whoever finds a Virgo found a Good thing. 🤣🤣🤣
I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona!
Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂
Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂
August 26, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I’m Sorry I Lied To You Martin, I Just Didn’t Wanna Go To Arizona!
Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂
Now I See Why! 😂😂😂😂
I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵
August 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I didn't think I'll ever say this ... But I can't wait till it turns colder than Steve Harvey teeth 🥵🥵🥵
I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳
August 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I hate when people leave their bad breath behind after talking to me .. hey , come get this shit! 😳😳
My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?
August 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My fake name is "Bobby".🤣🤣🤣 What's y'all ?
Dru Hill: We were…
Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps
Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps
August 21, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Dru Hill: We were…
Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps
Me : Fivvvvvvvvvvvvvvve Steps
My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel.
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August 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
My electric bill landed today looks like I got charged for the sunlight, moonlight, streetlight, the light of the holy spirit & the light at the end of the tunnel.
🙄🙄🙄
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Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣
August 19, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Where they put Michael Jackson money at ? I’ll hold on to it 😂😂😂🤣🤣
When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂
August 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When the "devil' can't reach you, he"ll send u a broke mf with good sex 😂😂😂
Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣
August 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Keep on playing with people ...you gonna find yourself getting shook up like an etch - n- sketch...!!🤣🤣🤣
Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own!
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August 17, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Most of us was raised right… Yall just did wrong on your own!
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If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔
August 14, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If a rich man is called a sugar daddy , what do you call a poor man ?🤔🤔🤔
I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple
August 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ll never forgive this wanch for not letting Miss Sophia enjoy her chirren for Christmas #thecolorpurple