If your preferred movie watching candy is anything resembling taffy and you're seeing #BringHerBack maybe don't eat that

The fact that Sherri Papini and Karen Read exist in the same universe feels like a simulation glitch somehow

Risking it all for a palanqueta

I might regret this but who tf is Gracie Abrams?

No one loves the spotlight more than the New Yorker behind you in line at the LA coffee shop complaining about LA. No one is more confident than the girl who lived in Brooklyn 15 yrs talking shit about a city they moved to by choice. As if we need more gentrifiers. Honey, go. We're full anyway.

If i were a Mexican celebrity who's also famous in the US, I would simply never stop talking shit about Emilia Perez

Can you believe kangaroos are real? Sometimes it hits me

Undocumented immigrants deserve dignity not because of how their labor serves you and this country, but because we are human beings. But that seems hard to understand in a society that values people based on their productivity.

Don't be sad, Trader Joe's Danish butter cookies are back