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violentclown555.bsky.social
THE WORST MAN ALIVE
@violentclown555.bsky.social
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He / Xim - 19 - Plural Freak - Stinky & Gross
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THE WORST MAN ALIVE @violentclown555.bsky.social · Dec 6
Will eventually make a better pinned, placeholder for now
Also heres my strawpage, peace and love, or whatever
violentclown555.straw.page
violentclown555.bsky.social
Artblock is a prison get me OUT
April 15, 2025 at 8:26 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
// blood injury gore

been practicing gore art recently

#art #digitalart #oc #ocart #goreart #gore
A digital drawing depicting a young man with brown hair, sideburns, a black septum piercing, yellow eyes and red eye-whites. The right side of his face is covered in blood and he has a cut in his left eyebrow, he has a nose bleed and his nose also appears to be broken. He is crying and grinning at the same time. The image is zoomed in and cropped. A digital drawing of an arm, it has four deep lacerations aswell as a larger deeper wound with a bone sticking out of it. The gashes are situated on the top and bottom of the forearm while the larger is situated on the inside of the elbow. The image is zoomed in and cropped.
April 1, 2025 at 10:27 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
Being a system is so stupid
Like, hi, meet my roommates;
- Zombie clown scientist who loves punching people
- 10ft tall animatronic clown mascot
- Old Russian man named Mikhail Medvedev
- The Horrors™
- Army guy with an alien obsession
- Undead jock who cant type
- The Horrors 2: Electric Boogaloo™
March 25, 2025 at 9:49 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
「 Name your god
and bleed the freak 」
A digital illustration, the background of the image is bright red while the subject of the drawing is in black and white. The image depicts a young man wearing a military style uniform holding a rifle. He has short scruffy hair, sideburns, a notch in his ear, and he is wearing a radio microphone. He is looking to the right side of the image and appears concerned or frightened.
March 25, 2025 at 9:32 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
I say "He's just like me fr" about a lot of characters sure, but when I say it about my main man, Vyvyan Basterd, I truly do mean it, and you best believe it.
An image of Vyvyan Basterd from The Young Ones An image of Vyvyan Basterd from The Young Ones with an overlayed screenshot of a tumblr post reading "I'm so bored rn I need a violent delight with a violent end" posted by user "twinpeaksfirewalkwithme" A meme containing two images of Vyvyan Basterd from The Young Ones The top of the meme reads "I have two sides" however the top of the text and the end of the word "sides" is cut off making the text read "I nave two side" The text at the bottom left of the meme, under the more handsome picture of Vyvyan, reads "Unforgettable Shawty". The text at the bottom right of the meme, under the funnier looking picture of Vyvyan, reads "Ham boy" in bold letters. An (I assume) broken gif depicting Vyvyan Basterd and Rick from The Young Ones. The caption at the bottom of the image is said by Rick and reads "Vyvyan, where did you get that howitzer?" Vyvyan, as mentioned, has a howitzer, which is pointed at Rick.
March 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
I think I gotta use my sketches for lineart more often, this was fun :]

Character: Rabbit, he/him, 8 years old, from my xmen oc story 'Encryption'
#oc #art #ocart
A messy black sketch on a white background. The sketch depicts a young child with long thick messy hair, two long snaggled teeth, round cartoonish eyebrows, visible peach fuzz, and long downturned elf-like ears. The child is wearing a school uniform with a ruffled collar as well as a necklace depicting an upside down "Jesus fish". The child is smiling at the viewer. There are three watermarks, two very faint ones in the top left and bottom right corners of the image, aswell as a smaller black and green watermark laid over the sketch of the character. The previously described black and white sketch cleaned up, refined, and turned into more detailed lineart. The drawing depicts a young child with long thick messy hair, two long snaggled teeth, round cartoonish eyebrows, visible peach fuzz, and long downturned elf-like ears. The child is wearing a school uniform with a ruffled collar as well as a necklace depicting an upside down "Jesus fish". The child is still smiling at the viewer but looks happier than in the sketch. There are three watermarks, two very faint ones in the top left and bottom right corners of the image, aswell as a smaller black and green watermark laid over the lineart of the character.
March 18, 2025 at 8:31 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
got rlly tired last night and started doodling ugly hands
(featuring a fun fact about me!)
(and overly descriptive ALT text, because I'm practicing)
A collection of various messy sketches and doodles on a white digital canvas. The sketches are mainly in black with the exception of a green orb and glow. The sketches depicted six (rather anatomically incorrect) hands and four small stylized doodles of the artists persona. The hands (from top to bottom) are; Doing a peace sign, reaching left, pointing right, holding a green orb in a curled grip, holding a cigarette between two fingers, and waving. The artists persona is a small simplified cartoonish humanoid with a round head, a buzzcut, light stubble, square headphones, snaggled canine teeth, and a permanently closed right eye. Its hands and feet, specifically fingers and toes, are exaggerated in proportion to the rest of its body, making its feet look like cartoon paws. In one of the drawings it is wearing a tshirt with a small sketch of a hand and a pair of shorts. The doodle in the bottom-right corner displays the persona giving a peace sign to the camera, it smiles in a way that shows off its snaggled canines and is accompanied by a stylized exclamation mark and two triangles. Two of the persona doodles have speech bubbles, the one in the middle-right of the page gesturing to the hand sketches and the one at the bottom-left of the page holding up its (weirdly long) hand, possibly waving to the reader. The speech bubble of the doodle in the middle of the page reads; "Ugly hands!" The speech bubble of the doodle at the bottom of the page reads; "Fun fact! I have a genetic mutation called Arachnodactyly, it causes me to have weird long gross fingers and toes. Its comorbid with EDS so I can do weird party tricks!" All text is unnecessarily capitalized and written rather messily.
March 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
When all else fails; draw pregnant.
March 10, 2025 at 6:07 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
Side profile practice sketch (featuring my oc War)
February 18, 2025 at 1:09 AM
violentclown555.bsky.social
New hyperfixation just dropped (its x-men)
Heres sona doodles,
February 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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lilalienz4ever.bsky.social
string
flug and blug with little string bows attached to them awww glug knitting with string, wearing their glasses.
January 30, 2025 at 12:46 PM
violentclown555.bsky.social
Jötunn guy I drew recently, might add him to a story I've considered making,,, idk,,,,,, his name is Sigbjǫrn I think
Messy sketch but ah who care
(also this is technically religious art, I am asatroende and I have been my entire life)
A colored sketch of a small man with a sword and shield standing in front of a jötunn man with a large beard and a helmet. There are mountains behind them and you can see Yggdrasil in the background. It is daytime and the jötunn is casting a large shadow over the man in front of him. There is a transparent watermark in the middle of the image, the watermark is of a red and yellow cartoon explosion with teeth, the text above the teeth reads "Violent Clown 555" and the text below reads "Lean Into The Wind". A colored sketch of a small man with a sword and shield standing in front of a jötunn man with a large beard and a helmet. There are mountains behind them and you can see Yggdrasil in the background. It is night time and you can see stars in the background. There is a transparent watermark in the middle of the image, the watermark is of a red and yellow cartoon explosion with teeth, the text above the teeth reads "Violent Clown 555" and the text below reads "Lean Into The Wind".
January 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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discophysique.bsky.social
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Blow this joint, grab a bottle and drain that shit right down your throat.

HORRIFIC NECKTIE - Yes, and perform auto-erotic asphyxiation on yourself with your funny neck tie.
January 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
violentclown555.bsky.social
Cropped WIP stuff
January 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
violentclown555.bsky.social
Will eventually make a better pinned, placeholder for now
Also heres my strawpage, peace and love, or whatever
violentclown555.straw.page
December 6, 2024 at 12:37 PM
violentclown555.bsky.social
// mild violence

This is part of a bigger (vent) sketch but I felt it went kind of hard so what ever
December 6, 2024 at 11:06 AM
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reallyscary.bsky.social
Hey @itsmattrose.bsky.social I remember you doing a video about funny Spotify playlists and I thought this might fit if you do it again. My Spotify got hacked by someone who decided to literally only listen to AI generated music and this was the only way I could think to send them a message
Spotify playlist by me titled "Whoever hacked my account can you kill yourself please" the cover art is just text saying "your music sucks" Songs in the playlist, in order the songs are: Kill Yourself, Asshole, To Whom It May Concern, Get Out Of My House, Fuck You And All Your Friends, I Will, Cancel My Subscription, and If It Happens Again. I'm listening to Porno Daddy by Freak Kitchen
December 5, 2024 at 5:16 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Who wore it best?
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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markoraassina.bsky.social
Jock is training his chest muscles hard in gym. He gives Nerd a good hug!
November 21, 2024 at 8:51 PM
violentclown555.bsky.social
Stimming on my peenee
November 17, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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jesterocourt.bsky.social
Animated this a bit ago the urge was so strong

#nerdyprudesmustdie #gracechastity #starkid #smosh #smoshgames #musical #npmd
October 23, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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eggpriest.bsky.social
foul creature
October 25, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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daggerlad2.bsky.social
*Waddling into the sniper’s crosshairs and smiling obliviously at the sun*
June 5, 2023 at 4:00 PM
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daggerlad2.bsky.social
Me: *sipping beer, checking watch*

New clone: *sliding naked from his birthing pod and curling up on the floor* 🤤

Me: Hey man took ya long enough haha *placing a beer near his head* What’s the play tonight?

New clone: 🤤

Last friday’s clones:🧍🏻‍♂️have a beer?🧍🏻‍♂️beer🧍🏻‍♂️beer?

Me: 😡SHUT UP! he’s thinking 🥺
May 28, 2023 at 5:11 AM
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nicomaramckay.com
To be more specific, these words were said in support of Denise, a trans DEA agent played by David Duchovny in 1990.

"Fix your hearts or die" has been a trans-supportive rallying cry for more than 30 years. 🏳️‍⚧️🖤
Still from Twin Peaks with FBI Regional Bureau Chief Gordon Colw (David Lynch) saying "And when you became Denise, I told all of your colleagues, those clown comics, to fix their hearts or die."
November 11, 2024 at 1:09 PM