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RUMOR: The upcoming Mario Kart World for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will reportedly NOT feature male pregnancy.
April 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
RUMOR: The upcoming Mario Kart World for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will reportedly NOT feature male pregnancy.
CEO of Nintendo Shigeru Miyamoto did not attend President Donald Trump's inauguration.
Could the Nintendo Switch 2 be the first console to not feature Donald Trump?
Could the Nintendo Switch 2 be the first console to not feature Donald Trump?
January 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
CEO of Nintendo Shigeru Miyamoto did not attend President Donald Trump's inauguration.
Could the Nintendo Switch 2 be the first console to not feature Donald Trump?
Could the Nintendo Switch 2 be the first console to not feature Donald Trump?
[NEWS]
The little sensor on the side of the new Switch 2 JoyCons is not an analog sensor, but rather a "little clitoris you can rub from time to time and make mario feel good."
[Source: Doug Bowser]
The little sensor on the side of the new Switch 2 JoyCons is not an analog sensor, but rather a "little clitoris you can rub from time to time and make mario feel good."
[Source: Doug Bowser]
January 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
[NEWS]
The little sensor on the side of the new Switch 2 JoyCons is not an analog sensor, but rather a "little clitoris you can rub from time to time and make mario feel good."
[Source: Doug Bowser]
The little sensor on the side of the new Switch 2 JoyCons is not an analog sensor, but rather a "little clitoris you can rub from time to time and make mario feel good."
[Source: Doug Bowser]
[RUMOR]
The Nintendo Switch 2 will reportedly be revealed this week.
This rumor comes after Miyamoto got a tramp stamp saying "SWITCH 2 JANUARY 16"
Allegedly, his advisors have told him that would've been "so fucking stupid" but he ended up doing it anyway.
The Nintendo Switch 2 will reportedly be revealed this week.
This rumor comes after Miyamoto got a tramp stamp saying "SWITCH 2 JANUARY 16"
Allegedly, his advisors have told him that would've been "so fucking stupid" but he ended up doing it anyway.
January 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
[RUMOR]
The Nintendo Switch 2 will reportedly be revealed this week.
This rumor comes after Miyamoto got a tramp stamp saying "SWITCH 2 JANUARY 16"
Allegedly, his advisors have told him that would've been "so fucking stupid" but he ended up doing it anyway.
The Nintendo Switch 2 will reportedly be revealed this week.
This rumor comes after Miyamoto got a tramp stamp saying "SWITCH 2 JANUARY 16"
Allegedly, his advisors have told him that would've been "so fucking stupid" but he ended up doing it anyway.
[INFO]
Epic Games has revealed key telemetry data for the first few days of Chapter 6's release
Notably, 84% of players have been staring at the crotch of the "Godzilla" outfit.
Epic has taken note of this for future updates.
Epic Games has revealed key telemetry data for the first few days of Chapter 6's release
Notably, 84% of players have been staring at the crotch of the "Godzilla" outfit.
Epic has taken note of this for future updates.
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 PM
[INFO]
Epic Games has revealed key telemetry data for the first few days of Chapter 6's release
Notably, 84% of players have been staring at the crotch of the "Godzilla" outfit.
Epic has taken note of this for future updates.
Epic Games has revealed key telemetry data for the first few days of Chapter 6's release
Notably, 84% of players have been staring at the crotch of the "Godzilla" outfit.
Epic has taken note of this for future updates.
Asmongold shares his thoughts on the game Mouthwashing after playing it.
"I can seriously relate to Jimmy. One of my favorite video game protagonists. Everything he did I can relate to. Just an all around awesome guy. I would have done the same things in his situation."
"I can seriously relate to Jimmy. One of my favorite video game protagonists. Everything he did I can relate to. Just an all around awesome guy. I would have done the same things in his situation."
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Asmongold shares his thoughts on the game Mouthwashing after playing it.
"I can seriously relate to Jimmy. One of my favorite video game protagonists. Everything he did I can relate to. Just an all around awesome guy. I would have done the same things in his situation."
"I can seriously relate to Jimmy. One of my favorite video game protagonists. Everything he did I can relate to. Just an all around awesome guy. I would have done the same things in his situation."
[RUMOR]
GTA VI will reportedly have "chubby little penguins that follow you around the whole game and poke at you with their sharp little beaks"
When asked about this, Rockstar CEO responded with "Haha. Whaaaat?! Naaahh. Whaaaat?! No way! Haha. Whaaaat?!"
GTA VI will reportedly have "chubby little penguins that follow you around the whole game and poke at you with their sharp little beaks"
When asked about this, Rockstar CEO responded with "Haha. Whaaaat?! Naaahh. Whaaaat?! No way! Haha. Whaaaat?!"
December 2, 2024 at 12:52 PM
[RUMOR]
GTA VI will reportedly have "chubby little penguins that follow you around the whole game and poke at you with their sharp little beaks"
When asked about this, Rockstar CEO responded with "Haha. Whaaaat?! Naaahh. Whaaaat?! No way! Haha. Whaaaat?!"
GTA VI will reportedly have "chubby little penguins that follow you around the whole game and poke at you with their sharp little beaks"
When asked about this, Rockstar CEO responded with "Haha. Whaaaat?! Naaahh. Whaaaat?! No way! Haha. Whaaaat?!"
[INTERVIEW]
We asked Hideo Kojima what it was like to be in office shortly after the events of 9/11.
Kojima: "Wait... They did WHAT to the towers?? Oh my god oh my fucking god... I need to spread the news."
He proceeded to call everyone he knew to tell them about 9/11.
We asked Hideo Kojima what it was like to be in office shortly after the events of 9/11.
Kojima: "Wait... They did WHAT to the towers?? Oh my god oh my fucking god... I need to spread the news."
He proceeded to call everyone he knew to tell them about 9/11.
December 2, 2024 at 12:14 PM
[INTERVIEW]
We asked Hideo Kojima what it was like to be in office shortly after the events of 9/11.
Kojima: "Wait... They did WHAT to the towers?? Oh my god oh my fucking god... I need to spread the news."
He proceeded to call everyone he knew to tell them about 9/11.
We asked Hideo Kojima what it was like to be in office shortly after the events of 9/11.
Kojima: "Wait... They did WHAT to the towers?? Oh my god oh my fucking god... I need to spread the news."
He proceeded to call everyone he knew to tell them about 9/11.