Andrew
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Andrew
@victory42.bsky.social
· Feb 19
I deactivated the other site and brought over my one best tweet
It’s hard not to be mad about RTO
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
It’s hard not to be mad about RTO
Nothing as disorienting as Canada (white and red) vs Switzerland (red and white)
February 7, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Nothing as disorienting as Canada (white and red) vs Switzerland (red and white)
A lady at work said I should start smoking so she can bum smokes off me and chat is this rizz?! Chat am I cooked??
February 5, 2026 at 3:37 PM
A lady at work said I should start smoking so she can bum smokes off me and chat is this rizz?! Chat am I cooked??
Car je ne suis plus Matt Seguin
Moi je suis Dale Hawerchuk
Moi je suis Dale Hawerchuk
January 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Car je ne suis plus Matt Seguin
Moi je suis Dale Hawerchuk
Moi je suis Dale Hawerchuk
Sometimes it feels insane I ever did all this
January 25, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Sometimes it feels insane I ever did all this
We’re doing 2016 nostalgia trend? I thought that was the exact year we slipped into the wrong time stream. Bowie, Prince, Harambe are all back in the Prime Universe
January 21, 2026 at 10:30 PM
We’re doing 2016 nostalgia trend? I thought that was the exact year we slipped into the wrong time stream. Bowie, Prince, Harambe are all back in the Prime Universe
flight to Winnipeg has been delayed four (4) times so far… the dedication to immiseration is impressive
January 7, 2026 at 12:07 AM
flight to Winnipeg has been delayed four (4) times so far… the dedication to immiseration is impressive
Reposted by Andrew
sens fans this christmas eve don't forget to re-read the all-time greatest piece of sens writing www.bonksmullet.com/2013/12/a-se...
A Senators Christmas Carol
Bonk's Mullet is the number one source for Ottawa Senators humour.
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December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
sens fans this christmas eve don't forget to re-read the all-time greatest piece of sens writing www.bonksmullet.com/2013/12/a-se...
this is what I needed right now
December 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
this is what I needed right now
How much of the police budget could we allocate to snow removal? Even the Queensway was still snowy this morning
December 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
How much of the police budget could we allocate to snow removal? Even the Queensway was still snowy this morning
I keep thinking it’s Milan Lucic responsible for the hockey rink size in Italy
December 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I keep thinking it’s Milan Lucic responsible for the hockey rink size in Italy
canned heat in my heels tonight
December 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
canned heat in my heels tonight
My Decemberists kick marginally outpaced my kids’ demands for Taylor Swift this year so big win for my algorithm there
December 2, 2025 at 1:21 PM
My Decemberists kick marginally outpaced my kids’ demands for Taylor Swift this year so big win for my algorithm there
you know you’re old when the nostalgia and sentimentality hits over your local grocery store moving
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
you know you’re old when the nostalgia and sentimentality hits over your local grocery store moving
getting a demotion and pay cut for the new year assuming I don’t outright lose my job feels like I’m trapped in the first act of every depressing Christmas movie
November 26, 2025 at 10:29 PM
getting a demotion and pay cut for the new year assuming I don’t outright lose my job feels like I’m trapped in the first act of every depressing Christmas movie
doing workplace AI training and they say AI can perform logical reasoning and I felt my soul leave my body
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
doing workplace AI training and they say AI can perform logical reasoning and I felt my soul leave my body
no but like for real how are they teaching math
a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of crumpled paper .
ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of crumpled paper .
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November 8, 2025 at 3:23 PM
no but like for real how are they teaching math
are we going to have a rain check on Halloween err…?
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
are we going to have a rain check on Halloween err…?
devastated to learn Rubber Band Man by Mumford & Sons & Hozier is not a cover of The Spinners song by the same name. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
October 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
devastated to learn Rubber Band Man by Mumford & Sons & Hozier is not a cover of The Spinners song by the same name. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
told my wife the dodgers are from LA and not Brooklyn so yeah I’m pretty much a sportsball knower
October 26, 2025 at 1:29 AM
told my wife the dodgers are from LA and not Brooklyn so yeah I’m pretty much a sportsball knower
I saw a YouTube video short about not wanting to use AI and liking it and now I’m never able to find it again. Why is the internet like this now?
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I saw a YouTube video short about not wanting to use AI and liking it and now I’m never able to find it again. Why is the internet like this now?
Did iOS 26 ruin everything’s battery? I feel like my iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch batteries are all devastated since the update
October 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Did iOS 26 ruin everything’s battery? I feel like my iPhone, iPad and Apple Watch batteries are all devastated since the update
updated to watchOS 26 and now FOR SOME REASON my Apple Watch can’t hold a charge
October 3, 2025 at 9:11 PM
updated to watchOS 26 and now FOR SOME REASON my Apple Watch can’t hold a charge
when you have to deal with the Canadian ISPs
a stuffed winnie the pooh bear wearing a red shirt
ALT: a stuffed winnie the pooh bear wearing a red shirt
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October 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
when you have to deal with the Canadian ISPs