Live radio 4 - 5pm with me and Crempog, my pet Martian. Today it’s the Parade of Planets, and what Crempog would do if Elon ever visited Mars. Come play!

5. Galaxies! Whole cities of millions or billions of stars - and their planets - and great gas clouds and black holes - and they look so tender and beautiful. And each one is different. Oh, and they gave me a life purpose and career too!

THE WASHING MA WASHING MA WASHING MACHINE!

Started some strong new medication last night. Still in bed at midday which is a VERY long lie in for me. Must change the dressings on these bed sores.

Headed back into the stylish soothing surreal world of Twin Peaks for a second time. Watched it with fever flu a few months ago, still clueless who killed Laura Palmer.

Hello. Let’s get some of my old Twitter mojo back on here. Mother watches me like a hawk on Facebook. Can I say arse on here?

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Sean Reynard's Quentin Smirhes work is the best kind of bloody-minded, uncompromising nonsense. It provokes an emotional response that combines laughter, fear and disgust. Enrich/infect yourself here:
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Is Musk on here? He better not be.

@joshwcomeau.com my boyfriend says to follow you because you’ve got a nice fringe. That’s as much as I know about coding.

I don’t have kiddlywinks but I’m getting this for my niece. Phone is constant battleground to the point of being locked in a safe. Any tips on lock picking @garwboy.bsky.social?

Getting ready for Go Stargazing Live this Wednesday 8pm. We’ve got a live interview with Curiosity Rover and I’ll be reporting on my skydiving trip into Jupiter’s red spot. And all of the following:

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Very happy to be here. Facebook too constraining, plus my mum frowns if I so much as say bum. X more toxic than an 80s couch fire. The air smells fresh and the sky is blue.