DO NOT SIT.

Would you like to be as happy as me?

Cashapp $1 to $ViciousNixon and I will share my secrets.

*no refunds
**happiness not guaranteed
***you'd probably be happier with your dollar.

My 22 year old cat Alexander:

I'm dying.
I, am dying.
I am actively dying, right now.
*farts
Oh, it was just gas. Nevermind, carry on everone.

Me, prepared for the worst: 😑

What if, and just hear me out, we tell Keanu Reeves that Elon stole his dog?
#johnwick

It's Sears Tower.
Cominsky Park.
And Gulf of Mexico.

Fuck off if you say otherwise.

What I genuinely don't understand is why there isn't a local PD/SWAT team busting into the treasury and yanking those theives out. They have no business there. They aren't any kind of member of Congress.

Call your senators.
Call all of the senators.
Every day.
Be a nuisance.
Call them drunk.
Call them high.
Call them stone cold sober.

Just call them and tell them to do something.

Where is Anonymous during all this crap?

202-224-2131

You can drunk dial Congressmen. No one can stop you. You don't even need to know their name, just tell the operator what state you're from.

*Be nice to the operators. None of this is their fault.

Fruit seeds getting planted.
Next up, herbs.
After that, chickens.

Went to walmart to pick up my meds...fucking EERIE. The store was practically empty. And this is a walmart that is always packed, always a line at the pharmacy and checkouts. I saw one other brown face there...ONE. (two if you include the pharmacist)

And almost no eggs in the dairy section.

😑😑😑
Take a guess why this could be

Seriously, was I the only one paying attention in Civics class?

I suppose it's a good thing I speak German...