vicariosity
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Actually Romantic is sooo high school
October 29, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Actually Romantic is sooo high school
It’s hard to feel mysterious and brooding in fucking flip-flops
October 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
It’s hard to feel mysterious and brooding in fucking flip-flops
I’m no longer sure that we should take the skinheads bowling
September 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I’m no longer sure that we should take the skinheads bowling
The song of the summer was the theme song to Forensic Files
September 19, 2025 at 7:28 AM
The song of the summer was the theme song to Forensic Files
I don’t understand why crossing guards give me such anxiety, but I will always walk an extra few blocks to avoid them
September 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I don’t understand why crossing guards give me such anxiety, but I will always walk an extra few blocks to avoid them
I’m sorry, but if you’re the first person to start the department meeting and it’s like four minutes before the meeting start time, I am judging the fuck out of you
September 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m sorry, but if you’re the first person to start the department meeting and it’s like four minutes before the meeting start time, I am judging the fuck out of you
I’ll never convince myself that it’s not spelled ‘supercede’, which I guess confirms that I studied Latin for nothing
August 27, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I’ll never convince myself that it’s not spelled ‘supercede’, which I guess confirms that I studied Latin for nothing
Just saw someone sit at a green light for almost ten seconds. Not even on their phone or anything; just staring blankly ahead, presumably daydreaming about Taylor’s wedding
August 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Just saw someone sit at a green light for almost ten seconds. Not even on their phone or anything; just staring blankly ahead, presumably daydreaming about Taylor’s wedding
The only person that should be allowed to interview Trump is the ghost of Mean Gene Okerlund. Then maybe all the “wrestling is fake” boomers would understand the state of our democracy
August 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The only person that should be allowed to interview Trump is the ghost of Mean Gene Okerlund. Then maybe all the “wrestling is fake” boomers would understand the state of our democracy
My boyfriend, who has almost surely fantasized about sex with Wolverine, says that my fingernails are too sharp
August 14, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My boyfriend, who has almost surely fantasized about sex with Wolverine, says that my fingernails are too sharp
Society would be vastly improved if men could suck their own dicks
August 7, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Society would be vastly improved if men could suck their own dicks
This spambot really went with “Ahoy!”
August 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This spambot really went with “Ahoy!”
“I don’t think there’s anything in that black bag for me,” I said to the universe.
July 28, 2025 at 10:05 AM
“I don’t think there’s anything in that black bag for me,” I said to the universe.
They must be so frustrated
July 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
They must be so frustrated
It’s amazing that anything in the world works at all, given how bad most people are at their jobs
July 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It’s amazing that anything in the world works at all, given how bad most people are at their jobs
Are vampire dentists just extra good at their jobs? Like, how are they keeping those teeth perfect for centuries?
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Are vampire dentists just extra good at their jobs? Like, how are they keeping those teeth perfect for centuries?
It’s hilarious af how many baseball TikTokers waited until the Brewers had the best record in baseball before making a “guys, i think we need to talk about the Milwaukee Brewers” video
July 22, 2025 at 7:22 AM
It’s hilarious af how many baseball TikTokers waited until the Brewers had the best record in baseball before making a “guys, i think we need to talk about the Milwaukee Brewers” video
Life would be better if TikTok didn’t refresh my feed every time I blocked someone who left hateful comments on a video. Or maybe if just fewer people were hateful 🤷
July 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Life would be better if TikTok didn’t refresh my feed every time I blocked someone who left hateful comments on a video. Or maybe if just fewer people were hateful 🤷
Couldn’t suspend my disbelief for Superman. You’re gonna tell me that all those people at Lexcorp love their asshole boss that much? No way.
July 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Couldn’t suspend my disbelief for Superman. You’re gonna tell me that all those people at Lexcorp love their asshole boss that much? No way.
Fun fact: 92% of “Keep me signed in” checkboxes don’t do anything
July 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Fun fact: 92% of “Keep me signed in” checkboxes don’t do anything
Dentists will slip with a tool, stab you in the flesh of your mouth, and reply to your cry of pain with, “Oh, you’re sensitive there?”
July 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Dentists will slip with a tool, stab you in the flesh of your mouth, and reply to your cry of pain with, “Oh, you’re sensitive there?”
Wait, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were voiced by Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway?! I’m shook
July 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Wait, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were voiced by Ernest Borgnine and Tim Conway?! I’m shook
The 80s might have been a significantly better decade in America if Satanic didn’t happen to rhyme with Panic
May 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
The 80s might have been a significantly better decade in America if Satanic didn’t happen to rhyme with Panic
Sovereignty beating out Journalism seems a bit on-the-nose as a metaphor for fascism but here we are
May 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Sovereignty beating out Journalism seems a bit on-the-nose as a metaphor for fascism but here we are
Everyone up and active at 8am on a Sunday just seems so smug and self-satisfied about it
April 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Everyone up and active at 8am on a Sunday just seems so smug and self-satisfied about it