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Vex Murmur
@vexmurmur.bsky.social
Lil' doom hound caught in ropes chasing shadows.
He/They
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Want to re-emphasize what this bill does. It implements a $1,000 bounty for anyone to sue someone they suspect is trans and using the bathroom.
January 29, 2026 at 5:56 PM
A couple years ago I was banging this dude that would send me Chris Isaak songs, so now when they come on I listen to sad cowboy music and think of that huge dong.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Did you know that if you too don't post on Instagram for almost three months, archive posts, minimally answer messages, you too can maybe only have a couple flagged things instead of 20+. I hate this.
January 29, 2026 at 2:47 PM
I hope @ronswansonxxx.bsky.social had a good sleep last night
January 29, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Ask me about arts and crafts
January 27, 2026 at 9:33 PM
What's the scheme, I'm in
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Did @heyfaeriere.com also politely bully/encourage you to come over yonder today? 🤠 I have been influenced.
📸 @knotsnacks.com
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 AM
A new Christmas tradition I started this year is telling the tale of when my dad tried to perform an exorcism on me when I was in my 20's.

It was a cold and stormy night...
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Sick
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I know I need to start finding a job now that I'm unemployed but what if instead I kissed everyone?
November 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I just come here for the gumby screenshots
November 29, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Full bush in a thong is great but my new favorite is full bush and no underwear on lazy home days.
November 29, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Crazy how @knotsnacks.com can turn giving me a wedgie into a work of art hahahah 🤣💖
Atomic Wedgie on film 📷✨
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Sup, what a mess.
November 28, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm just a guy, doing guy things, wearing leather made by guys @srirachacock.bsky.social
October 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The universe provided me a leather vest, how dare it do that.
October 11, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Finally made it to my first Folsom, a good time was had and many memories made. Thanks @vexmurmur.bsky.social for being my little cohort! And thanks @knotsnacks.com for the amazing captures!
October 9, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I understand peanut butter more now after being on T for a month.
October 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I cut my hair and now I can't be as elusive hiding my nips behind my hair. Oh no.
October 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I promise I didn't shave. From earlier this year, not a full bush in a thong in sight, yet.
October 4, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Folsom Vibes
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@vexmurmur.bsky.social captured this awesome moment 😆
September 29, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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@srirachacock.bsky.social was sooo nice to have tied up @vexmurmur.bsky.social into the perfect skate park for me & my tech deck 🛹😎💖
So fun & silly!!
September 30, 2025 at 3:19 AM
My favorite thing about the THEATER in Utah is trying to catch all the words they censored (heard a lot of "friggin'"), and how many outlines of garment shorts you can see. It was a lot. It felt very gay because they put all the Mormon boys with their garment short outlines in tight leather pants.
August 31, 2025 at 1:48 PM
If I had been provided the care, education, & love I needed as a child, I bet the suicidal ideation wouldn't have started by age FIVE. I'm 36 years old, next week I have my first appointment to get the care I've needed since I was a child.
August 29, 2025 at 3:03 PM