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30+ | mdni | parody | no lewd
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Do it, shave Smunge.
January 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Nah, money's a stupid mortal thing.
January 24, 2025 at 10:58 AM
And smelly.
January 24, 2025 at 10:44 AM
Ionia's boring too. Trust me.
January 24, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Mortals are gross.
January 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ew, Shadow, they're all getting mushy and crap.
January 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
The robot is emoting.

I'm pretty sure it's not supposed to do that, someone should put it down.
January 23, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Yawwwwwwwn.

Good morning.

Wait--

No.

Bad morning.

I mean ... whatever.

Ugh.
January 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
See, that's the solidarity I'm talking about, Sarmch.

I got nothing in common with them either, all rainbows and sunny smiles and junk. Blegh.
January 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
What happened to yordle solidarity or whatever, Smort?
January 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Come on, Smirt, be cool.

I almost said have a bit of fun, but I didn't, because that's not what this is.
January 22, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sup, Smooch?
January 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Alriiiiiiiiight, I see you, stop that.
January 22, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Ugh I can already tell it's a happy robot.
January 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Why's there a tin can walking around?
January 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
January 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Oh, uh, right, I know exactly what you want.

It's just ... I think I know where it is. I'll go get it.

...

Shadow, do you know what we're looking for?
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
What is it? Maybe I could get it for you or whatever, you know, no big deal.
January 15, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Oh also the wind talks.
January 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Nah, neither really hold power, they're just really loud about it.
January 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Maybe I should give Viego a tour. It's a noisy, busy, awful city, I bet he's too busy to explore it all like I did.

I could show him the best places like ...

Like ...

Right, there are no good places here.
January 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
What was that gnarly noise?

Gnarly like, the way it sounded, bones and stuff. Not gnarly like cool. That'd be a lame word to use.

Even if it was kinda cool ...
January 15, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Wait go back to ignoring her.

That was funny.

I mean, that didn't suck as much as everything else.
January 15, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Ha.
January 15, 2025 at 11:34 AM
I'm gonna start taking my time with people.

I'm a yordle, I have lots of time.
January 15, 2025 at 11:12 AM