Selina Meyer’s Eye Surgery
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never been hunting
chickpea hive rise up
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
chickpea hive rise up
the sexual tension between listening to chains of love and getting in a fetal position
November 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
the sexual tension between listening to chains of love and getting in a fetal position
Tírame Magnolias
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Tírame Magnolias
i never want to see a carb or alcohol again i fell down the stairs at my family home
November 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
i never want to see a carb or alcohol again i fell down the stairs at my family home
chicken thighs do taste best but how the fuck am i supposed to eat them without snorting and bearing down on them like a hyena
November 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
chicken thighs do taste best but how the fuck am i supposed to eat them without snorting and bearing down on them like a hyena
beef jerky wins the slut’s choice award for best snack
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
beef jerky wins the slut’s choice award for best snack
facetime is my favorite app
November 21, 2025 at 12:24 PM
facetime is my favorite app
this but it’s a women’s clutch
November 20, 2025 at 12:53 PM
this but it’s a women’s clutch
jason bateman is one of the better male celebrities
November 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
jason bateman is one of the better male celebrities
i haven’t googled this but i am 100% certain ben shapiro has asthma
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 PM
i haven’t googled this but i am 100% certain ben shapiro has asthma
ben shapiro’s voice, looks and beliefs create a maelstrom that swirls together to create the mad cow disease of a person
November 18, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ben shapiro’s voice, looks and beliefs create a maelstrom that swirls together to create the mad cow disease of a person
reminder: “basket of deplorables” is statistically accurate
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
reminder: “basket of deplorables” is statistically accurate
Ezra Klein is the most mainstream example of karen from veep that we have
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Ezra Klein is the most mainstream example of karen from veep that we have
I woke up immediately thinking about LUX. I will be singing this album’s praises until I die - It’s perfect. Exceptional.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I woke up immediately thinking about LUX. I will be singing this album’s praises until I die - It’s perfect. Exceptional.
looking forward to drinking later
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
looking forward to drinking later
if anyone has a good idea for work call intros that aren’t weather related let me know. i am brain dead
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
if anyone has a good idea for work call intros that aren’t weather related let me know. i am brain dead
if you put provolone on my sandwich you’ll never be in my clique
October 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
if you put provolone on my sandwich you’ll never be in my clique
i stg someone has put a hit out on me with god
October 7, 2025 at 10:43 PM
i stg someone has put a hit out on me with god
HER NAME WAS KITTY ATE HER MONEY BEING PRETTY AND WITTY
COME ONNNN
COME ONNNN
October 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
HER NAME WAS KITTY ATE HER MONEY BEING PRETTY AND WITTY
COME ONNNN
COME ONNNN
here lies selina meyer’s eye surgery
October 3, 2025 at 5:37 AM
here lies selina meyer’s eye surgery
I HAVE RETURNED TO BLUESKY!
September 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I HAVE RETURNED TO BLUESKY!
taint mcray and sabby c were sent to make gay men question their sexuality and reinforce lesbians’.
September 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
taint mcray and sabby c were sent to make gay men question their sexuality and reinforce lesbians’.
fyi this is what we’re pregamin 2 for lorde - get on the vibe
In The City
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September 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
fyi this is what we’re pregamin 2 for lorde - get on the vibe
rumor has it lorde told her crew she’s going to kiss a random gay twink named nate at tonight’s performance
September 23, 2025 at 8:21 PM
rumor has it lorde told her crew she’s going to kiss a random gay twink named nate at tonight’s performance
shotgunning a bottle of tylenol tonight in solidarity with science
September 23, 2025 at 8:13 PM
shotgunning a bottle of tylenol tonight in solidarity with science