Vergil
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Crunchmas Day 2...!!
While I must agree that finding one song as a definitive is quite the challenge, and no doubt many have given great examples, I plead the fifth:
open.spotify.com/track/0knbMP...
While I must agree that finding one song as a definitive is quite the challenge, and no doubt many have given great examples, I plead the fifth:
open.spotify.com/track/0knbMP...
Hysteria
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December 14, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Crunchmas Day 2...!!
While I must agree that finding one song as a definitive is quite the challenge, and no doubt many have given great examples, I plead the fifth:
open.spotify.com/track/0knbMP...
While I must agree that finding one song as a definitive is quite the challenge, and no doubt many have given great examples, I plead the fifth:
open.spotify.com/track/0knbMP...
"Everybody has two lives, and the second life starts when you realise you have one..."
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"Everybody has two lives, and the second life starts when you realise you have one..."
Show me this section of your Spotify.
October 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Show me this section of your Spotify.
Me: trying to explain executive dysfunction to people who can barely spell it..
Also me and what my dumbass does with my time:
Also me and what my dumbass does with my time:
August 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Me: trying to explain executive dysfunction to people who can barely spell it..
Also me and what my dumbass does with my time:
Also me and what my dumbass does with my time:
...IYKYK...
GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO! GO!
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August 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
...IYKYK...
GO! GO! GO!
GO! GO! GO!
NYAAAAAAAAAA~
As badly as I wanted to scream into the void when it was all finally done, my throat went "Nah fam, maybe in a week or 2.." 🤣😭
The 1st book was a joy, much of the plot properly explained, people and armies going to war for thrones and lordships, and 2 incredibly intriguing MMCs that
As badly as I wanted to scream into the void when it was all finally done, my throat went "Nah fam, maybe in a week or 2.." 🤣😭
The 1st book was a joy, much of the plot properly explained, people and armies going to war for thrones and lordships, and 2 incredibly intriguing MMCs that
July 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
NYAAAAAAAAAA~
As badly as I wanted to scream into the void when it was all finally done, my throat went "Nah fam, maybe in a week or 2.." 🤣😭
The 1st book was a joy, much of the plot properly explained, people and armies going to war for thrones and lordships, and 2 incredibly intriguing MMCs that
As badly as I wanted to scream into the void when it was all finally done, my throat went "Nah fam, maybe in a week or 2.." 🤣😭
The 1st book was a joy, much of the plot properly explained, people and armies going to war for thrones and lordships, and 2 incredibly intriguing MMCs that
I wanna rip the hair tie off a man bun from the front with my teeth...
Or is everyone else having a normal Sunday??
Or is everyone else having a normal Sunday??
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June 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I wanna rip the hair tie off a man bun from the front with my teeth...
Or is everyone else having a normal Sunday??
Or is everyone else having a normal Sunday??
The best thing about Winter is the damage boost after a hot shower and the obscene courage that comes with warmth...
...Yes, this is my actual face, what about it?...
...Yes, this is my actual face, what about it?...
June 25, 2025 at 1:44 PM
The best thing about Winter is the damage boost after a hot shower and the obscene courage that comes with warmth...
...Yes, this is my actual face, what about it?...
...Yes, this is my actual face, what about it?...
With the news that has come out...
I'm here if you need me..
To listen. To yap. To cry.
Anything you need..
You're never alone 💜💜💜
I'm here if you need me..
To listen. To yap. To cry.
Anything you need..
You're never alone 💜💜💜
June 13, 2025 at 2:51 PM
With the news that has come out...
I'm here if you need me..
To listen. To yap. To cry.
Anything you need..
You're never alone 💜💜💜
I'm here if you need me..
To listen. To yap. To cry.
Anything you need..
You're never alone 💜💜💜
[Hysterical reading][Dante's Inferno][moans][whimpers][heavy breathing][growls][sensitive][overstimulated][accidental orgasm]
[Please][Thank you] 😘😘😘
[Please][Thank you] 😘😘😘
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June 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
[Hysterical reading][Dante's Inferno][moans][whimpers][heavy breathing][growls][sensitive][overstimulated][accidental orgasm]
[Please][Thank you] 😘😘😘
[Please][Thank you] 😘😘😘
Every drop...
Every... damn... drop...
Next question.
Every... damn... drop...
Next question.
May 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Every drop...
Every... damn... drop...
Next question.
Every... damn... drop...
Next question.
Oh yeah? And what if I climb on top of you while we banter? Playfully holding your hands above your head as I settle in? Kissing you sweetly while I grind against you, intertwining our fingers as my moans escape me? Moving to the crook of your neck and biting down as your own whimpers grace my ears?
May 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Oh yeah? And what if I climb on top of you while we banter? Playfully holding your hands above your head as I settle in? Kissing you sweetly while I grind against you, intertwining our fingers as my moans escape me? Moving to the crook of your neck and biting down as your own whimpers grace my ears?
You are Remarkable.
You are Strong.
You are Capable.
You are Loved.
You are Amazing.
You are Brilliant.
You are Dedicated.
You are You.
To all those who celebrate, to those who don't, and to those who can no longer,
I salute you...!!
You are Strong.
You are Capable.
You are Loved.
You are Amazing.
You are Brilliant.
You are Dedicated.
You are You.
To all those who celebrate, to those who don't, and to those who can no longer,
I salute you...!!
May 11, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You are Remarkable.
You are Strong.
You are Capable.
You are Loved.
You are Amazing.
You are Brilliant.
You are Dedicated.
You are You.
To all those who celebrate, to those who don't, and to those who can no longer,
I salute you...!!
You are Strong.
You are Capable.
You are Loved.
You are Amazing.
You are Brilliant.
You are Dedicated.
You are You.
To all those who celebrate, to those who don't, and to those who can no longer,
I salute you...!!
Huh, whoda thunk that volunteering at an active fire site against your doctor and supervising inspector's wishes would lead to severe headaches caused by smoke inhalation..
Woof, you learn something new everyday 🫣
Woof, you learn something new everyday 🫣
April 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Huh, whoda thunk that volunteering at an active fire site against your doctor and supervising inspector's wishes would lead to severe headaches caused by smoke inhalation..
Woof, you learn something new everyday 🫣
Woof, you learn something new everyday 🫣
Awwwwww yeeeeeaaaah 🧁🧁
April 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Awwwwww yeeeeeaaaah 🧁🧁
When the universe has been treating you well..
When that voice in your head tells you things have been going strangely good..
When you have an 8 hour tattoo session lined up for extra dopamine..
AND YOU GET HIT WITH SINUSITIS RHINITIS!!!
yaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY 🤬🤬
When that voice in your head tells you things have been going strangely good..
When you have an 8 hour tattoo session lined up for extra dopamine..
AND YOU GET HIT WITH SINUSITIS RHINITIS!!!
yaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY 🤬🤬
April 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
When the universe has been treating you well..
When that voice in your head tells you things have been going strangely good..
When you have an 8 hour tattoo session lined up for extra dopamine..
AND YOU GET HIT WITH SINUSITIS RHINITIS!!!
yaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY 🤬🤬
When that voice in your head tells you things have been going strangely good..
When you have an 8 hour tattoo session lined up for extra dopamine..
AND YOU GET HIT WITH SINUSITIS RHINITIS!!!
yaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAY 🤬🤬
..I dunno about you guys, but I'm ready for morally grey sweatpants black top glasses slightly tilted rubbing sandwich crumbs off their tiddies underwear slightly visible bending in front of me any kind of waist rubbing their fingers over their bottom lip season.. 🥴
Please 🙏🏻
Please 🙏🏻
April 13, 2025 at 8:13 PM
..I dunno about you guys, but I'm ready for morally grey sweatpants black top glasses slightly tilted rubbing sandwich crumbs off their tiddies underwear slightly visible bending in front of me any kind of waist rubbing their fingers over their bottom lip season.. 🥴
Please 🙏🏻
Please 🙏🏻
Guys... he's getting better with his left hand...
We're in T-R-O-U-B-L-E 😏😏
We're in T-R-O-U-B-L-E 😏😏
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April 2, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Guys... he's getting better with his left hand...
We're in T-R-O-U-B-L-E 😏😏
We're in T-R-O-U-B-L-E 😏😏
Show your age without saying your age...!!
March 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Show your age without saying your age...!!
Any men or women willing to do a big stretch in front of me and let me kiss that little bitta tummy that peeks out?? ☺️☺️
And then let me go lower??? 🫣
And then let me go lower??? 🫣
March 6, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Any men or women willing to do a big stretch in front of me and let me kiss that little bitta tummy that peeks out?? ☺️☺️
And then let me go lower??? 🫣
And then let me go lower??? 🫣
Dearest delivery man,
While I must thank you for delivering this purchase, it was far quicker than expected and deep into a 42 hour voluntary work weekend...
Someone smack me over the head with a wine bottle.. 🙈
While I must thank you for delivering this purchase, it was far quicker than expected and deep into a 42 hour voluntary work weekend...
Someone smack me over the head with a wine bottle.. 🙈
February 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Dearest delivery man,
While I must thank you for delivering this purchase, it was far quicker than expected and deep into a 42 hour voluntary work weekend...
Someone smack me over the head with a wine bottle.. 🙈
While I must thank you for delivering this purchase, it was far quicker than expected and deep into a 42 hour voluntary work weekend...
Someone smack me over the head with a wine bottle.. 🙈
New tattoo concept:
Tears of the Kindgom koroks on both your ankles and wrists..
😏😏
Tears of the Kindgom koroks on both your ankles and wrists..
😏😏
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February 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
New tattoo concept:
Tears of the Kindgom koroks on both your ankles and wrists..
😏😏
Tears of the Kindgom koroks on both your ankles and wrists..
😏😏
..The best part of being an overthinker is the focus on the unimportant and the immense amount of unnecessary waste you put on your chest for the stupidest fucking shit known to man. Brain, please, give me a break today - I'm already drowning..
February 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
..The best part of being an overthinker is the focus on the unimportant and the immense amount of unnecessary waste you put on your chest for the stupidest fucking shit known to man. Brain, please, give me a break today - I'm already drowning..
Today's festivities - backyard writing with a chance of heavy contemplation...!!
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Today's festivities - backyard writing with a chance of heavy contemplation...!!
