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Ven but festive 🎂
@verdehaze.bsky.social
· Jun 12
It’s Friday before my b-day weekend. As tradition mandates… I’m ordering food because I will do fuck all today :)
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It’s Friday before my b-day weekend. As tradition mandates… I’m ordering food because I will do fuck all today :)
I went from battlefield 6 to fortnight dressed as a wolf. I blame the ready player one vibes
December 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I went from battlefield 6 to fortnight dressed as a wolf. I blame the ready player one vibes
“Yo tengo paciencia.” Es lo que yo digo ante de romper mi control. El puto último upgrade de Metroid Prime no lo encuentro.
December 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“Yo tengo paciencia.” Es lo que yo digo ante de romper mi control. El puto último upgrade de Metroid Prime no lo encuentro.
It’s here, the birth month. Soon I will have the same level to evolve to Rillaboom.
a cartoon monkey with a green leaf on its head is holding a sword in its mouth .
ALT: a cartoon monkey with a green leaf on its head is holding a sword in its mouth .
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December 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
It’s here, the birth month. Soon I will have the same level to evolve to Rillaboom.
Men that have fangs = moisture
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Men that have fangs = moisture
Happy Sunday
Happy Sunday
Happy Thanksgiving or Happy Thursday. I can’t wait to have dinner at 1430 today for no fucking reason 🐓
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Happy Thanksgiving or Happy Thursday. I can’t wait to have dinner at 1430 today for no fucking reason 🐓
The one ambiance song I have on all day is the Animal Crossing Museum/Aquarium
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The one ambiance song I have on all day is the Animal Crossing Museum/Aquarium
IMAGINE If Magic: The Gathering releases a set that is based off Clair Obscur Expedition 33.
I will dump all my money there, even the saved money I have for the second book. I don’t care I need a Weee wooo card
I will dump all my money there, even the saved money I have for the second book. I don’t care I need a Weee wooo card
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
IMAGINE If Magic: The Gathering releases a set that is based off Clair Obscur Expedition 33.
I will dump all my money there, even the saved money I have for the second book. I don’t care I need a Weee wooo card
I will dump all my money there, even the saved money I have for the second book. I don’t care I need a Weee wooo card
What do you mean your Baldur’s Gate 3 characters aren’t naked casting ignis?
My Dragonborn is a nude….. naturalist.
My Dragonborn is a nude….. naturalist.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What do you mean your Baldur’s Gate 3 characters aren’t naked casting ignis?
My Dragonborn is a nude….. naturalist.
My Dragonborn is a nude….. naturalist.
Oooh Animal Crossing! I forgot how cute my island is.
November 22, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Oooh Animal Crossing! I forgot how cute my island is.
God save me, so I’m entertained by the new Battlefield. Every headshot I get makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
But… nothing beats the Jet2holiday as my werewolf character dancing “Make you mine” in Fortnight.
I don’t even play to win I just play to watch my werewolf avatar dance.
But… nothing beats the Jet2holiday as my werewolf character dancing “Make you mine” in Fortnight.
I don’t even play to win I just play to watch my werewolf avatar dance.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 PM
God save me, so I’m entertained by the new Battlefield. Every headshot I get makes me warm and fuzzy inside.
But… nothing beats the Jet2holiday as my werewolf character dancing “Make you mine” in Fortnight.
I don’t even play to win I just play to watch my werewolf avatar dance.
But… nothing beats the Jet2holiday as my werewolf character dancing “Make you mine” in Fortnight.
I don’t even play to win I just play to watch my werewolf avatar dance.
It’s real DnD facts don’t fight me I don’t write the rules.
1) Anyone who plays Tiefling is a homosexual
2) Anyone who plays drow is a lesbian
3) Anyone who plays any half race is a submissive bottom.
And all gnoll monks are stud muffins that deserve money 👁️👁️
1) Anyone who plays Tiefling is a homosexual
2) Anyone who plays drow is a lesbian
3) Anyone who plays any half race is a submissive bottom.
And all gnoll monks are stud muffins that deserve money 👁️👁️
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s real DnD facts don’t fight me I don’t write the rules.
1) Anyone who plays Tiefling is a homosexual
2) Anyone who plays drow is a lesbian
3) Anyone who plays any half race is a submissive bottom.
And all gnoll monks are stud muffins that deserve money 👁️👁️
1) Anyone who plays Tiefling is a homosexual
2) Anyone who plays drow is a lesbian
3) Anyone who plays any half race is a submissive bottom.
And all gnoll monks are stud muffins that deserve money 👁️👁️
I’d let the GameCube smash me. (Sexually not physically)
November 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I’d let the GameCube smash me. (Sexually not physically)
Yeah I called myself a slur here.
November 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Yeah I called myself a slur here.
2 day fast? Sure… will I last? I fucking hope so
November 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
2 day fast? Sure… will I last? I fucking hope so
WAIT Vine is coming back as a new app????
November 17, 2025 at 12:02 AM
WAIT Vine is coming back as a new app????
Got tequila drunk last night and played Bg3. God I love Dragonborn and *insert any class here*
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Got tequila drunk last night and played Bg3. God I love Dragonborn and *insert any class here*
Dear Universe,
Thank you for those men who wear grey sweats at the gym and bless the ones who forgot to wear underwear. Amen.
Thank you for those men who wear grey sweats at the gym and bless the ones who forgot to wear underwear. Amen.
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dear Universe,
Thank you for those men who wear grey sweats at the gym and bless the ones who forgot to wear underwear. Amen.
Thank you for those men who wear grey sweats at the gym and bless the ones who forgot to wear underwear. Amen.
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Apparently today is Veterans day. I had no idea, guess I’ll gift myself fried chicken.
November 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Apparently today is Veterans day. I had no idea, guess I’ll gift myself fried chicken.
There are owls hooting outside!!!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
There are owls hooting outside!!!!
Before I go to bed I remind myself that my enemies are third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.
And I sleep soundly
And I sleep soundly
November 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Before I go to bed I remind myself that my enemies are third rate duelist with a fourth rate deck.
And I sleep soundly
And I sleep soundly
I lost No Nut November, got myself fried chicken, and I’m about to watch Great British Baking show. For dessert it’s
Tres Leches
Fucking love Saturday
Tres Leches
Fucking love Saturday
November 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I lost No Nut November, got myself fried chicken, and I’m about to watch Great British Baking show. For dessert it’s
Tres Leches
Fucking love Saturday
Tres Leches
Fucking love Saturday
The scariest thing in the world to me are Editors. I have to trust they read my book and they are correcting it. I paid up to 10l in savings for them to NOT put it through some cheap AI editor.
I have been tricked twice. How do I know? Because I read my manuscript and went wtf is this.
I have been tricked twice. How do I know? Because I read my manuscript and went wtf is this.
November 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The scariest thing in the world to me are Editors. I have to trust they read my book and they are correcting it. I paid up to 10l in savings for them to NOT put it through some cheap AI editor.
I have been tricked twice. How do I know? Because I read my manuscript and went wtf is this.
I have been tricked twice. How do I know? Because I read my manuscript and went wtf is this.
I lost NNN once I saw all those election wins
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I lost NNN once I saw all those election wins