Mo’ Szyslak
@velvetsoupspoon.bsky.social
• moonlighting as normal
• dopeless hope fiend since 2013
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• dopeless hope fiend since 2013
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Mo’ Szyslak
@velvetsoupspoon.bsky.social
· Nov 20
Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way
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“Derek White is living right”
February 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“Derek White is living right”
Loving how increasingly absurd sponsor plugs in Celtics ☘️ broadcast are getting
“This ‘pocket full of 3s’ replay brought to you by Levi’s”
“This backcourt violation brought to you by Toyota. Toyota “Moving Forward”
“This ‘pocket full of 3s’ replay brought to you by Levi’s”
“This backcourt violation brought to you by Toyota. Toyota “Moving Forward”
December 15, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Loving how increasingly absurd sponsor plugs in Celtics ☘️ broadcast are getting
“This ‘pocket full of 3s’ replay brought to you by Levi’s”
“This backcourt violation brought to you by Toyota. Toyota “Moving Forward”
“This ‘pocket full of 3s’ replay brought to you by Levi’s”
“This backcourt violation brought to you by Toyota. Toyota “Moving Forward”
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For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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just a wild time to be alive
December 9, 2024 at 11:58 PM
just a wild time to be alive
Officially deactivated my twitterX account. #allinBluesky
December 3, 2024 at 1:38 AM
Officially deactivated my twitterX account. #allinBluesky
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At this point I think the biggest obstacle to me cashing my Pritchard 6MOY ticket is him getting promoted to the starting lineup
November 30, 2024 at 1:14 PM
At this point I think the biggest obstacle to me cashing my Pritchard 6MOY ticket is him getting promoted to the starting lineup
The fact that my biggest criticism with Bluesky so far is that I have too many cats on my feed is incredibly refreshing
November 24, 2024 at 2:10 PM
The fact that my biggest criticism with Bluesky so far is that I have too many cats on my feed is incredibly refreshing
Good morning to everyone who has “Pets” by Porno for Pyros stuck in their heads!
November 22, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Good morning to everyone who has “Pets” by Porno for Pyros stuck in their heads!
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My 5 art resolutions for 2025
1. Make weirder art
2. Make weirder art
3. Make weirder art
4. Make weirder art
5. Make weirder art
1. Make weirder art
2. Make weirder art
3. Make weirder art
4. Make weirder art
5. Make weirder art
November 21, 2024 at 3:21 PM
My 5 art resolutions for 2025
1. Make weirder art
2. Make weirder art
3. Make weirder art
4. Make weirder art
5. Make weirder art
1. Make weirder art
2. Make weirder art
3. Make weirder art
4. Make weirder art
5. Make weirder art
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Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Does nothing*
*Starts something*
Them:
"You busy?"
Me:
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Made this gif searchable last night - you can find it using tag “Tatum fuck outta here” or “Tatum get outta here” in the gif search bar
a man in a celtics jersey stands in front of a basketball net
ALT: a man in a celtics jersey stands in front of a basketball net
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2024 at 1:03 PM
Made this gif searchable last night - you can find it using tag “Tatum fuck outta here” or “Tatum get outta here” in the gif search bar
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Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way
November 20, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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November 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Hey yall seeing this a bunch so figured I’d try
Celtics
The Simpsons
Last Podcast on the Left
Hiking
Ping pong
Niche history
Road trips
Venture Bros
Words
Jeopardy
Dogs
90s alternative minus Pearl Jam
To Kill a Mocking Bird
Art
The absurdity of life
“DENTAL PLAN!”
Celtics
The Simpsons
Last Podcast on the Left
Hiking
Ping pong
Niche history
Road trips
Venture Bros
Words
Jeopardy
Dogs
90s alternative minus Pearl Jam
To Kill a Mocking Bird
Art
The absurdity of life
“DENTAL PLAN!”
November 17, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Hey yall seeing this a bunch so figured I’d try
Celtics
The Simpsons
Last Podcast on the Left
Hiking
Ping pong
Niche history
Road trips
Venture Bros
Words
Jeopardy
Dogs
90s alternative minus Pearl Jam
To Kill a Mocking Bird
Art
The absurdity of life
“DENTAL PLAN!”
Celtics
The Simpsons
Last Podcast on the Left
Hiking
Ping pong
Niche history
Road trips
Venture Bros
Words
Jeopardy
Dogs
90s alternative minus Pearl Jam
To Kill a Mocking Bird
Art
The absurdity of life
“DENTAL PLAN!”
NBA: Celtics ☘️
NFL: Giants
NHL: Rangers
College: UVM
MLB: N/A
WNBA: Liberty
NFL: Giants
NHL: Rangers
College: UVM
MLB: N/A
WNBA: Liberty
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Grizzlies #FireTaylorJenkins
NFL: N/A
NHL: N/A
College: PVAMU/U of Memphis/ The U
MLB: Astros
WNBA: #BringBackTheComets
Soccer: N/A
NBA: Grizzlies #FireTaylorJenkins
NFL: N/A
NHL: N/A
College: PVAMU/U of Memphis/ The U
MLB: Astros
WNBA: #BringBackTheComets
Soccer: N/A
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
NBA: Knicks
NFL: Commanders
NHL: Capitals
College: Michigan/Georgetown
MLB: Orioles
WNBA: N/A
Soccer: N/A
November 17, 2024 at 8:57 PM
NBA: Celtics ☘️
NFL: Giants
NHL: Rangers
College: UVM
MLB: N/A
WNBA: Liberty
NFL: Giants
NHL: Rangers
College: UVM
MLB: N/A
WNBA: Liberty
ADHD procrastination is me turning my Oura ring readiness score into a clairvoyant prophecy.
“Do I possess the power to complete the task that hath been laid out before me? I must consult THE OURA!
It will decide my fate!”
(The task laid out before me: folding laundry)
“Do I possess the power to complete the task that hath been laid out before me? I must consult THE OURA!
It will decide my fate!”
(The task laid out before me: folding laundry)
November 17, 2024 at 7:23 PM
ADHD procrastination is me turning my Oura ring readiness score into a clairvoyant prophecy.
“Do I possess the power to complete the task that hath been laid out before me? I must consult THE OURA!
It will decide my fate!”
(The task laid out before me: folding laundry)
“Do I possess the power to complete the task that hath been laid out before me? I must consult THE OURA!
It will decide my fate!”
(The task laid out before me: folding laundry)
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Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way
November 14, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Bluesky is literally the friends we made along the way