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Velli Wolf
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39 | Love mah derg Slyphur | DJ when not doing my day job or relaxing
Sometimes I feel like I should just create some web pages that only have simple text and images on them just to give people a break from ads on the internet.

That or pages with recipes that don’t have to exposè a lifelong story leading up to how the damn thing came to be with ads sandwiched between
September 12, 2025 at 6:37 PM
If coyotes are triangles and they decide to teach someone new kinks…does that mean they are getting geometry lessons?
September 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Yesterday, I realized that now that I have a #Fursuit, I can do #FursuitFriday!

I went to Flathead Lake for the first time Wednesday with some other Furries and it was very fun.

Kind of disappointed that no strangers approached us to ask for pictures or questions with my head being out for hours.
August 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
What do you call a white sergal attending a con in Pennsylvania this weekend?

Furrydelphia Cream Cheese
August 22, 2025 at 5:54 PM
The one year I went to Anthrocon, somehow I got a room in the Westin. It still didn’t fee convenient, though. You still have like eight hotels and the waterfront to walk between so you better have your tennis/running shoes handy. It’s even somewhat of a slog over to the actual convention center.
July 3, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The reason I don’t get excited about Pride Month (June or October) is the same principle that I base Christmas around: Why should I want for one day/month a year to show my gratitude towards others? Absolut vodka changing their bottle to a rainbow doesn’t make me feel like any more or less of a man.
July 1, 2025 at 10:22 AM
About to start a new chapter with my DJ journey. I am to the point where I need more official things like tech/hospitality riders and press kits. It’s a little daunting, but a nice answer to negotiating with venues furry or otherwise.
June 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I’m only halfway through season two of Severance, but I am having a hard time understanding the character of Ms. Cobel. She just seems batshit insane to me right now.
June 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Given what I learned yesterday, I have to ask the question: Is VR Chat slowly dying? They have not updated their Unity compatibility from 2022 for avatars or worlds and Unity 6 just came out.
June 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
@goblfc.org When will GoHs be announced? Haven’t seen them on the web site and it’s four months until party time.
June 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
It boggles my f***ing mind why something as advanced as VR Chat can’t have a simple drag and drop feature for avatars already packaged up. All I want to do is upload the Unity files, but I have to jump through sh*t hoops.
June 13, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Two genres that work amazingly well together that I did not have on my bingo card for this year: Queer and Goth.
June 12, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I feel Telegram is missing a trick somehow by not letting users make some sticker packs private. I don’t have any myself, but I’ve seen a few people who specifically have a sticker in their pack asking people not to do repost from there.
June 8, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I have found that after staring at pride flags for years, I found they really inspire in me is the urge to make seven-layer jello cakes from scratch.
June 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Hot take of the day: Stop self-captioning every word on YouTube in your videos. YouTube already has a closed caption function so why do you feel you need to show every word on the screen regardless? If you’re worried about sound, watch the video with some headphones and be done with it.
June 6, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It looks like AWNM is still having scheduling problems and may have to postpone until next year. Wish I could find a cheap alternative in the southwest US aside from BLFC to somehow celebrate my birthday.
June 3, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Had a late bday party with friends. Was so much fun, thank you to everyone who came. And hopefully next year I can invite more people.
June 3, 2025 at 12:53 AM
So…for people here in Phoenix, Pride Month works a little different. In the sense it’s actually October for us. Our rainbows would melt faster than a bag of Skittles if we tried to celebrate this month.
June 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I think I am ready for my life to be boring for a while.
May 31, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I think I found half the reason my cough has been so persistent. The humidity in my bedroom was 19% and I just now realized this.
May 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I feel like a git, but sometimes when I see someone quick-posting about emergency commissions in several chats, I want to respond with an Emergency Meeting Among Us gif
May 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Kind of surprised there will be a RoA2 tournament at EVO this year. If anything, it feels it got the Nidhogg 2 treatment in that people liked the simplicity of the first game instead of a dolled-up sequel. RoA1 had lack of shields which made the first game stand out in a good way from Smash Bros.
May 22, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Good lord, I get weird ideas first thing in the morning. I dreamt that The Golden Girls was actually a creepypasta where Dorothy lived alone and each of the other house occupants were a manifestation of a part of her mind.
May 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Imstagram has essentially become a more annoying version of MySpace. You want to look at all the different content, but everyone has an annoying song that plays the moment you get to their content.
May 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Maybe I am waxing pedantic as it’s the last day of my vacation, but I think I am good with being a hermit until the end of the year now.

Being at EDC and seeing all these big DJ names on stage made me realize: We are two sides of the same coin, they have just put in a lot more hours in overhead.
May 18, 2025 at 10:54 PM