Scott! I am everywhere but also I’ve been extremely offline for about two years…? Remains to be seen if I’m ready to get back in the habit.

Bunnings’s, according to some style guides.

RIP in peace the Bad Show. www.theguardian.com/media/2025/j...

Now we know what happened to Prof Denzil Dexter after The Fast Show. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/09/french-research-centre-behind-controversial-covid-paper-found-to-have-used-questionable-ethics-processes

Nathan Lyon: calf injury.
Sam Kerr: calf injury.
Buddy Franklin: calf injury.
Indonesia: afflicted calves.
🎵spooky music🎶

Just because I haven't posted about doing a thing doesn't mean I haven't done a thing. (Parse that, AI!)

I did a thing today

AFL, Ashes cricket, Wimbledon and Tour de France at the same time but I only have one human brain.

I suppose I should think of something witty to say by way of introducing myself to this website.