vavor
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they/them | 25 | come, sit. chew the tubby custard a little
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my favorite eeveelution is singaporeon
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
my favorite eeveelution is singaporeon
well ya know what they say. god gave you three throats for a reason
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
well ya know what they say. god gave you three throats for a reason
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i hope i can keep losing weight without medical assistance
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i hope i can keep losing weight without medical assistance
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
discovered today that a bunch of old shirts that have been rotting in my closet once again fit me. this rocks
guy just walked up to me at work holding something that was very much so not a pizza and said “are these the only pizzas you got”
November 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
guy just walked up to me at work holding something that was very much so not a pizza and said “are these the only pizzas you got”
hungry baby keem be like: when you come see the stir you better fry, ho
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
hungry baby keem be like: when you come see the stir you better fry, ho
do any of yall ever randomly remember something that pisses u off so bad that it ruins ur day
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
do any of yall ever randomly remember something that pisses u off so bad that it ruins ur day
do you think the entities in area 51 are enjoying a nice break from testing and tormenting during the shutdown
November 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
do you think the entities in area 51 are enjoying a nice break from testing and tormenting during the shutdown
extra credit on a polygraph test
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
extra credit on a polygraph test
if ya fart what i’m sniffin, yknow?
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
if ya fart what i’m sniffin, yknow?
you know what they say. same shit different butt
November 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
you know what they say. same shit different butt
going to a late halloween costume party in a suspiciously high quality straitjacket and muzzle and convincing everyone that it’s just a costume and nothing else
November 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
going to a late halloween costume party in a suspiciously high quality straitjacket and muzzle and convincing everyone that it’s just a costume and nothing else
i wanna give a tweaker an ipad with chatgpt and a notebook and make them journal daily
October 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
i wanna give a tweaker an ipad with chatgpt and a notebook and make them journal daily
i’m convinced that ppl just don’t have tastebuds
coworker gave me this, glazing it hardcore. this is the nastiest fuckin thing i’ve ever put on my tongue
it tastes like a raisin boiled in cranberry sauce and marmite. what the fuck do u mean “chocolate chip brownie”
coworker gave me this, glazing it hardcore. this is the nastiest fuckin thing i’ve ever put on my tongue
it tastes like a raisin boiled in cranberry sauce and marmite. what the fuck do u mean “chocolate chip brownie”
October 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i’m convinced that ppl just don’t have tastebuds
coworker gave me this, glazing it hardcore. this is the nastiest fuckin thing i’ve ever put on my tongue
it tastes like a raisin boiled in cranberry sauce and marmite. what the fuck do u mean “chocolate chip brownie”
coworker gave me this, glazing it hardcore. this is the nastiest fuckin thing i’ve ever put on my tongue
it tastes like a raisin boiled in cranberry sauce and marmite. what the fuck do u mean “chocolate chip brownie”
October 26, 2025 at 6:55 PM
strict peanut diet. blasting anaphylactic ropes
October 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
strict peanut diet. blasting anaphylactic ropes
October 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
no one ever comes out of the bathroom disheveled with a strip of toilet paper stuck to their shoe anymore. what happened
October 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
no one ever comes out of the bathroom disheveled with a strip of toilet paper stuck to their shoe anymore. what happened