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guillermo del toro’s frankenstein is quite cute… to its detriment? maybe, but it’s quite cute nonetheless.
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A ★★★½ review of Frankenstein (2025)
“what are you afraid of?” “everything.” he’s just a little (big) guy :( i’m trying to be realistic about it because the first half was like aiiiight to me but that second half sorta hit me like a bull...
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December 16, 2025 at 11:17 PM
i don’t care if wake up dead man is the worst knives out movie… i still want 5 more.
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A ★★★½ review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
“vengeance is mine.” there’s like so much going on thematically but somehow also not enough? idk. what it probably comes down to is that i’m not really fond of the side characters in this one, besides...
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December 14, 2025 at 7:29 AM
the ballad of songbirds and snakes is NOT the worst hunger games movie and that is the BEST thing that i can say about it. dnf.
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A ★★½ review of The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes (2023)
dnf. i don’t know if a prequel to something like the hunger games is a very… compelling prospect, besides monetarily, because in my head there’s not much you can do with a prequel that has to align wi...
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November 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
congratulations, francis lawrence, you finally made a movie as a good as the one hunger games movie you DIDN’T direct. the long walk made me cry THREE SEPARATE TIMES…
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A ★★★★½ review of The Long Walk (2025)
“you wanna walk with me a while?” devastating. predictable, maybe, but goddamn devastating. some of the best work i’ve seen in a while, especially from the actors. cooper hoffman and david jonsson, ob...
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November 4, 2025 at 10:47 PM
marvel zombies soooo good when you ignore the fact that most people are never gonna know how good it is…
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A ★★★★ review of Marvel Zombies (2025)
ugly art style and the fact that this should’ve been a movie aside… they COOOOOOOOOOOKED! they cooked so hard idea wise that i just wish they placed more importance on this cause it kind of just feels...
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September 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
f1 is really really really cool for as simple of a movie it is.
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A ★★★★ review of F1 (2025)
this movie is strikingly simple for as long as it is- but i’m not necessarily hating on that because it’s a blast to watch. the shots they managed to get in this thing… wow. truly tense, and really in...
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September 24, 2025 at 11:35 PM
weapons is really fun and really original and really should not be looked at under a microscope otherwise it’ll likely fall apart-
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A ★★★★ review of Weapons (2025)
really quite a fun movie despite the circumstances portrayed within it… do NOT know how well it would go over upon rewatch but i’m gonna choose to leave this as simply good in my brain and never touch...
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September 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
adolescence is one of the most poignant shows that has ever been made. necessary viewing.
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A ★★★★★ review of Adolescence (2025)
did NOT realize this was going to entirely be a one take situation, and i don’t know if i’ve ever seen it utilized for a an entire MOVIE better yet a WHOLE SHOW (even if it is limited,) so this was tr...
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September 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
28 years later is probably the best legacy sequel that’s ever been made and more people should be shouting from the rooftops about it.
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A ★★★★½ review of 28 Years Later (2025)
(not to nitpick, but that power rangers toy the boy had was from power rangers overdrive which came out in 2007… how does he have that toy? one of the great mysteries of this life…) anyway, this movie...
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September 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
please… please watch war of the worlds. it’s the best worst thing possibly ever.
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A ½ review of War of the Worlds (2025)
the most hilariously bad movie of all time maybe… its like impossible not to have fun with it, it’s kind of like our modern day The Room. like it’s dogshit, it is so bad and there is nothing good abou...
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September 11, 2025 at 9:41 PM
disney i will never forgive you for bastardizing your best film like this… JUSTICE FOR JUMBA!
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A ★★ review of Lilo & Stitch (2025)
disney… i allow you so much grace, much more than you deserve, but i’m drawing the line at bastardizing my favorite movie. let’s start with the good first though; pleakley… is so, so ugly. and so much...
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September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
thank god i watched waves at 25 and not when i was a teenager cause i would’ve easily called it the greatest film of all time.
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A ★★★★ review of Waves (2019)
holy shit this movie would be an INCREDIBLE book… anyway, i think it’s easy to call this movie slow, and it is, but i think if it’s done with this much intention (for example, that scene of him at the...
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September 3, 2025 at 11:21 PM
if superman were like 10-15 minutes longer and had the days of the week title cards, i would probably think it’s the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.
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A ★★★★ review of Superman (2025)
there are so many big swings in this movie, it gets even better on rewatch cause you can focus less on the surprise of some of the swings and more on just the pure heart and comic book-y goodness on d...
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August 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM
thunderbolts* is so damn good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it flopped.
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A ★★★★½ review of Thunderbolts* (2025)
“you’re stuck, you’re alone, you look only at the bad. when i look at you, i don’t see your mistakes. that’s why we need each other.” inject this movie into my freaking veins, man. bucky is so goddamn...
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August 14, 2025 at 5:09 AM
ya know, i can relate to eternals’ cult fan base- i too love wasted potential a little bit more than i should sometimes.
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A ★★½ review of Eternals (2021)
bold, beautiful (albeit mostly beige,) and unfortunately boring; eternals is a mess of a movie that has so much going on and yet none of it feels substantial because it should’ve just been a tv show. ...
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August 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
this is my place to dump my (underrated, wonderful, ever so insightful) letterboxd reviews now, everybody cheer
August 12, 2025 at 11:55 PM
rewatched black widow while waiting for thunderbolts to come out on disney plus… god i wish the good parts of this movie were just the whole thing.
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A ★★½ review of Black Widow (2021)
starting this movie with that god awful smells like teen spirit cover… a terrible omen. this movie is not terrible, but it is UNFORTUNATELY closer to mid than it is good and a lot of people hate mid m...
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August 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
everyone’s still on twitter it’s so sad… we’re really just dying with that titanic
August 11, 2025 at 12:27 AM
omg i forgot about this app… heyyyy
August 11, 2025 at 12:26 AM
i built this spotify wrapped BRICK BY BRICK… finally a year i can be proud of 🤝
December 4, 2024 at 1:27 PM
#vantessongoftheday sorry, this album is just my energy rn
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hey now (feat. dody6)
Kendrick Lamar, Dody6 · GNX · Song · 2024
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November 24, 2024 at 3:13 PM
squabble up
Kendrick Lamar · GNX · Song · 2024
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November 22, 2024 at 5:35 PM