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Vanilla Skunk
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Skunk Furry | Music Enthusiast | Tech Savvy | Cartoon Character
My FurAffinity account is old enough to drink where I live.
https://linktr.ee/vanillaskunk
Now how do I get my brain to let me play video games?
November 12, 2025 at 4:14 AM
A year ago, my brain was constantly screaming about things in my life that fell short.

It has screamed constantly this whole time.

I could not believe what I perceived.

Now, it's very quiet.

I don't know if that's good.

I can tell you, that I'm very tired.
November 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
There are a few little things that are making me grumpy.

But I'm not in a grumpy mood.

I'm chill.

I hope you get a chance to be chill too.

It hasn't been easy. I have a hard time relaxing sometimes.

But we're gonna chill now.
November 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I just pulled out a chest hair.

It is white and nearly 2 feet long.

My body wants to be my fursonna.
November 11, 2025 at 8:07 PM
That moment when I fart and it smells like the eggs I ate yesterday.

Come on body, you don't need to save that for later.
November 11, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Well, my shortalls got destroyed in the washing machine, because one of the straps got caught in the door seal, and twisted until it just ripped off.

And I can't afford to replace it right now.
November 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I am back to the cabin.

The momma cat just popped out another kitten.

The guy who runs the property is going to pick up his kids.

So I did what I felt was best, and it's cool.

Maybe I can just chill for a while.
November 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Reposted by Vanilla Skunk
Funny "Evil Container" meme thingy
(Note to self: I NEED to refresh my price sheet examples ^^')
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Why am I not afraid of dragons?

Well, my spray is flammable, and comes out at 50x the force of dragon breath because I'm fucking pent up.

Have fun!
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Reposted by Vanilla Skunk
Skunky Sunday.

#furry #sketch #skunk
November 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Reposted by Vanilla Skunk
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My ribs hurt and as a result I'm the grumpiest little gremlin.
November 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
It takes three days to clean foot paws.

Or maybe it has something to do with the fact that our water system currently has no filtration on it

so there's bits of sand in the water, and it kind of collects on the bottom of the tub.

But it's still lots of unsaturated water, so soap still works.
November 7, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I have a clean bed to sleep in!

OMG
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Good News Everyone

The water works.

And I had a shower.

And now I feel really freeking exhausted. I just lost 10 lbs by standing in one place, or at least that's what it feels like.
November 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
if I'm soaking paper towels in isopropanol 99% and wiping down my body with it does that count as a wet wipe bath?
November 2, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The end of DST is so nice

You get to see 2am twice.
November 2, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Me: I stink real bad, and I need a shower. I don't have running water right now.
Them: Can I come over?
Me: Oh. You're one of those kind of skunk appreciators.
November 2, 2025 at 10:51 AM
What if I just pour six bottles of purell on my head and ugh
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I just woke up in the middle of the night because

Fuck I stink. My BO is dutch oven'ing me.

I need running water lol
November 1, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Mammals are weird.

The bipedal ones have a big toe on the inside of the foot.

The quadpedal paws have two big toes in the middle.

But when we make anthropomorphic versions, the paws don't change because it looks funny.
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Week 5 of no running water and I just wanna wash my paws.
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Post Convention Diaper.
October 31, 2025 at 1:49 PM
My feet were always cold.

Now I have footpaws.

And I'm kinda obsessed with them, I have been wearing them around the house all of the time.

Having feet that aren't cold is awesome.

Same with not being able to run over my heels with my chair.
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 AM
There have been a few times that I have stumbled upon friends' masturbation toys.

But when I do, my thoughts are often...

"Wow, you're boring."

or

"Jeez that's tiny."

But I will never shame.
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM