VanillaScott
@vanillascott.bsky.social
Thirty year veteran of the never-frustrating film and television industry. Raised by Kate Bush.
You're gonna want to pay extra for the Scotchgard.
July 25, 2024 at 5:10 AM
You're gonna want to pay extra for the Scotchgard.
I gotta try Pac Man World 3. I was a Pac Man World 2 JUNKIE. I think I've explored every pixel in that game. So underrated.
July 25, 2024 at 5:08 AM
I gotta try Pac Man World 3. I was a Pac Man World 2 JUNKIE. I think I've explored every pixel in that game. So underrated.
America is currently in our Scrappy Doo era and hurtling toward our Cousin Oliver era.
After Cousin Oliver, there is only cancellation. Maybe we'll try to start a band or something.
After Cousin Oliver, there is only cancellation. Maybe we'll try to start a band or something.
June 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
America is currently in our Scrappy Doo era and hurtling toward our Cousin Oliver era.
After Cousin Oliver, there is only cancellation. Maybe we'll try to start a band or something.
After Cousin Oliver, there is only cancellation. Maybe we'll try to start a band or something.
That soup sounds awesome! I made crab bisque at home one time and I swear, between the crab meat and the butter and the sherry and spices, that pot of soup cost me 100 bucks to make. 😑
It was GOOD tho.
It was GOOD tho.
June 28, 2024 at 3:19 AM
That soup sounds awesome! I made crab bisque at home one time and I swear, between the crab meat and the butter and the sherry and spices, that pot of soup cost me 100 bucks to make. 😑
It was GOOD tho.
It was GOOD tho.
I saw a bunch of books in this shop once and I guess I just don't get it. People seem to like them though.
June 25, 2024 at 2:10 AM
I saw a bunch of books in this shop once and I guess I just don't get it. People seem to like them though.
Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.
June 21, 2024 at 1:31 AM
Mineralogists know that manganese is the money mineral.
He's screening you. They do that.
June 13, 2024 at 12:53 AM
He's screening you. They do that.
This tweet is an Ouroboros because on some level you do think your tweet about not being cool is cool. I'm in my fifties and I catch myself doing this more and more. Eventually the tail will be gone, I'll eat the back of my head and that will be that.
June 5, 2024 at 5:26 AM
This tweet is an Ouroboros because on some level you do think your tweet about not being cool is cool. I'm in my fifties and I catch myself doing this more and more. Eventually the tail will be gone, I'll eat the back of my head and that will be that.
I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
June 5, 2024 at 12:37 AM
I know a lot of people mute their TVs when the #Kars4Kids commercial comes blaring on. I don't.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
I unplug the TV, wheel it out into the back yard and set it on fire.
Today was an anomaly. The orange ones get away with it most of the time. Not sure why, but the science is there.
May 31, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Today was an anomaly. The orange ones get away with it most of the time. Not sure why, but the science is there.
There is no good social media. There is only dogshit that occasionally smells like dandelions. Social media is cancer.
May 18, 2024 at 9:14 AM
There is no good social media. There is only dogshit that occasionally smells like dandelions. Social media is cancer.
My parents (in their 70”s) went fucking bonkers for that show. I’ll never figure out why.
May 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
My parents (in their 70”s) went fucking bonkers for that show. I’ll never figure out why.
I love Ollie. Super liberal, yet if someone ends up dead, it was probably Ollie that did it. He was the Justice Leaguer most likely to donate an arrow to your forehead.
May 17, 2024 at 3:55 AM
I love Ollie. Super liberal, yet if someone ends up dead, it was probably Ollie that did it. He was the Justice Leaguer most likely to donate an arrow to your forehead.
Old people sure love finding weird new ways to add copper to products that definitely do not need copper in them.
May 16, 2024 at 1:42 AM
Old people sure love finding weird new ways to add copper to products that definitely do not need copper in them.
The Earth en masse is done with us and all our bullshit.
May 15, 2024 at 9:16 PM
The Earth en masse is done with us and all our bullshit.
I heard Chuck was gonna drop his shoegaze album and I was like No way. Guess I was wrong.
May 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
I heard Chuck was gonna drop his shoegaze album and I was like No way. Guess I was wrong.
Consider yourself chonked.
May 14, 2024 at 11:04 AM
Consider yourself chonked.
If I throw something, I’m yeeting it and I won’t hear otherwise. Put me in a nursing home if you need to.
May 14, 2024 at 10:13 AM
If I throw something, I’m yeeting it and I won’t hear otherwise. Put me in a nursing home if you need to.
It’s a good one! I’ll alway love that my credit is on Fairuza’s pillow like an uneaten mint.
May 14, 2024 at 9:39 AM
It’s a good one! I’ll alway love that my credit is on Fairuza’s pillow like an uneaten mint.
I have a tapper too.
May 14, 2024 at 8:36 AM
I have a tapper too.
That is one BEAUTIFUL pupper!
May 13, 2024 at 9:58 AM
That is one BEAUTIFUL pupper!
Never setting up a Facebook page, ever, has been one of my proudest achievements.
May 12, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Never setting up a Facebook page, ever, has been one of my proudest achievements.
It'll be obvious to professional creative types like @gailsimone.bsky.social and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com but to the uninitiated, what I was trying to do with this ouvre is bring the style and wit of a Fatsy Patsy into the digital age with hip and young characters talking about today's issues.
About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip
May 11, 2024 at 4:34 AM
It'll be obvious to professional creative types like @gailsimone.bsky.social and @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com but to the uninitiated, what I was trying to do with this ouvre is bring the style and wit of a Fatsy Patsy into the digital age with hip and young characters talking about today's issues.
About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip
May 11, 2024 at 4:19 AM
About ten years ago I decided I wanted to make a comic strip about a girl from Aurora, Illinois using #Microsoft #Word exclusively. I just ran across a few of them. #comics #comicstrip