Vanilla Coachella
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Moved on from Twitter and I couldn't be happier! A free spirit that will never bow to the Orange Tyrant. I don't respond to DMs.
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an older man in a blue sweater and tie is asking if he ever grew anything in the garden of his mind .
ALT: an older man in a blue sweater and tie is asking if he ever grew anything in the garden of his mind .
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It's time to start buying seed packs and grow your own veggies. Even a couple of pots on your deck or in a window may help offset your grocery prices.
And your peace of mind!😃
If you have the space, start a community garden!
We can do it!
And your peace of mind!😃
If you have the space, start a community garden!
We can do it!
I guess they forgot Columbus was Spanish.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I guess they forgot Columbus was Spanish.
Not me.
I don't think I can handle hearing, 'Food, food, food, food, food... squirrel!... food, food, food...' all damn day long.
I don't think I can handle hearing, 'Food, food, food, food, food... squirrel!... food, food, food...' all damn day long.
Am I the only one who really wishes dogs could talk?
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Not me.
I don't think I can handle hearing, 'Food, food, food, food, food... squirrel!... food, food, food...' all damn day long.
I don't think I can handle hearing, 'Food, food, food, food, food... squirrel!... food, food, food...' all damn day long.
It's why I don't understand why he won't release the Epstein files. It's not like they will stop voting for him.
November 3, 2025 at 7:17 PM
It's why I don't understand why he won't release the Epstein files. It's not like they will stop voting for him.
Not a MEAT sandwich! smh 🙄
NEW: Jury selection begins in the trial of sandwich guy today. The prosecutors are accusing him of "throwing a meat sandwich" at "point-blank range."
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
POINT-BLANK RANGE 💀 www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
Jury selection begins in the trial of D.C.'s 'sandwich guy'
Sean Dunn went viral this summer for throwing a salami sub at a Customs and Border Protection agent.
www.nbcnews.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Not a MEAT sandwich! smh 🙄
I know.
Many of you DIDN'T VOTE.
Many of you DIDN'T VOTE.
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I know.
Many of you DIDN'T VOTE.
Many of you DIDN'T VOTE.
We need to start the 'I don't know' drinking game. Every time this wingnut answers with 'I don't know' you take a drink.
Yes, we'll be smashed all day long.🤪😏🙄🍻
Yes, we'll be smashed all day long.🤪😏🙄🍻
Q: What's your reaction to yesterday's purge of senior ICE officials? When is it time for Congress to do some oversight?
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know any of the details of that yet. I just heard about that, literally I was walking in.
October 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We need to start the 'I don't know' drinking game. Every time this wingnut answers with 'I don't know' you take a drink.
Yes, we'll be smashed all day long.🤪😏🙄🍻
Yes, we'll be smashed all day long.🤪😏🙄🍻
Are we voting or complaining on November 4th?
a colorful poster that says we will not just vote against we will vote for
ALT: a colorful poster that says we will not just vote against we will vote for
media.tenor.com
October 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Are we voting or complaining on November 4th?
I have a niece and step mother in Florida and I refuse to visit them and give one penny to that state.
My money. My choice.
And apparently I'm not alone. 😏
My money. My choice.
And apparently I'm not alone. 😏
I’m at Gatorland in Orlando, and one of the employees told me that park attendance is way down: “The zip line should be packed, but nobody’s buying tickets.”
He says people just aren’t spending money, and guesses that’s because everyone is struggling due to the “lousy economy.”
He says people just aren’t spending money, and guesses that’s because everyone is struggling due to the “lousy economy.”
October 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I have a niece and step mother in Florida and I refuse to visit them and give one penny to that state.
My money. My choice.
And apparently I'm not alone. 😏
My money. My choice.
And apparently I'm not alone. 😏
We pay our interns here in Charlotte $20.
See the problem?...
See the problem?...
October 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
We pay our interns here in Charlotte $20.
See the problem?...
See the problem?...
You mean now that he's deporting you... 😏
apnews.com/article/hisp...
apnews.com/article/hisp...
How Hispanics' views of Trump have changed since January, according to a new AP-NORC poll
A new poll shows President Donald Trump’s favorability has fallen among Hispanic adults since the beginning of the year, a potential warning sign from a key constituency that helped secure his victory...
apnews.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You mean now that he's deporting you... 😏
apnews.com/article/hisp...
apnews.com/article/hisp...
Since Alaska is trending, I thought I'd share this pic I took when visiting my sister in Talkeetna.
And fuck Donald.
And fuck Donald.
October 24, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Since Alaska is trending, I thought I'd share this pic I took when visiting my sister in Talkeetna.
And fuck Donald.
And fuck Donald.
Reposted by Vanilla Coachella
Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir drops today and contains the truth she wanted the world to hear about Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, who groomed her to become a sex slave for Epstein and his wealthy friends. Buy it. Read it. Give her justice.
October 21, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Good morning and happy Tuesday to everyone. Virginia Giuffre’s posthumous memoir drops today and contains the truth she wanted the world to hear about Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, who groomed her to become a sex slave for Epstein and his wealthy friends. Buy it. Read it. Give her justice.
OMG this is hilarious!! 🤣
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
OMG this is hilarious!! 🤣
Devil is as devil does! 🤣
October 14, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Devil is as devil does! 🤣
And he really, REALLY doesn't want to release the Epstein files.
Donald Trump shut down the government because he doesn't want you to have healthcare.
But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there.
Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.
But this isn’t just on him. Democrats MUST use their leverage to protect our rights, but it can’t end there.
Schumer and Jeffries can’t just go on TV or write letters, they need clear demands. We need action now.
October 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
And he really, REALLY doesn't want to release the Epstein files.
If only w could have predicted this failure. 🙄
September 27, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If only w could have predicted this failure. 🙄
I smell a very lucrative lawsuit.
BREAKING: The FBI has fired agents photographed kneeling during a 2020 racial justice protest that followed the death of George Floyd, AP sources say.
FBI fires agents photographed kneeling during 2020 racial justice protest, AP sources say
The FBI has fired agents who were photographed kneeling during a racial justice protest in Washington that followed the 2020 death of George Floyd at the hands of Minneapolis police officers.
bit.ly
September 27, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I smell a very lucrative lawsuit.
Can we please get back to the Epstein files?
September 23, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Can we please get back to the Epstein files?
Shout out to the caregivers of the world! You are not alone and there is support for all of you! ❤️
September 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Shout out to the caregivers of the world! You are not alone and there is support for all of you! ❤️
Racist is as racist does.
September 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Racist is as racist does.
Hitler be like....
September 16, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Hitler be like....
Best eff off I've seen in a while.🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🥰😍🔥🔥
youtu.be/Xaj-6nHvCek?...
youtu.be/Xaj-6nHvCek?...
Folks Have Claimed I Don't Know How To Sing...
YouTube video by The Charismatic Voice
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September 14, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Best eff off I've seen in a while.🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️🥰😍🔥🔥
youtu.be/Xaj-6nHvCek?...
youtu.be/Xaj-6nHvCek?...
Another one!
How to say I went to Epstein's Island without saying, 'I went to Epstein's Island.' 😂🤫
How to say I went to Epstein's Island without saying, 'I went to Epstein's Island.' 😂🤫
September 9, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Another one!
How to say I went to Epstein's Island without saying, 'I went to Epstein's Island.' 😂🤫
How to say I went to Epstein's Island without saying, 'I went to Epstein's Island.' 😂🤫
This made my day! 🥰
Blue lives can make a difference!🌊
Blue lives can make a difference!🌊
September 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
This made my day! 🥰
Blue lives can make a difference!🌊
Blue lives can make a difference!🌊