Not saying I’d be amazing at roller derby, just saying I already know my name would be Val Kill-More

Guys. I don’t know when or how this happened, but I’m a birder. Like I got up early this morning and took my binoculars to the park BEFORE BREAKFAST to look for birds. And I heard a red shouldered hawk so I tracked it down and found it (got all excited!) and watched it. I watch birds now. For fun 😂

OK, so bear with me: Do you remember the Disney movie “In Search of the Castaways,” where Hailey Mills goes traipsing around a jungle with Col. Pickering and the dude who sang “Thank heaven for little girls”

There are days where 5 p.m. can’t come fast enough, and then there are days where the writer said one thing that I can’t verify, and suddenly I’ve lost track of time trying to find the right information that will save their dupa because I’m a damn good copy editor.

My therapist is such a bad influence, y’all. I told her “I wish I could go to New York for a weekend, just for silly reasons, just to gad about and maybe see Eddie Izzard perform Hamlet, but I know I shouldn’t” and my therapist asked “Why not?”

I was going to go to sleep early, and then I put on a YouTube video of an animator evaluating and ranking every animated Disney movie — 1937 to 1959. Their take is fascinating, and I am not sleeping

Bro, do not mess with Furina. Her crew will get you

Ok, I know Google is going to absorb us all, but I just downloaded the Google translate app and you can use the photo option and aim it at words and it will pop up the translated words on the screen! I feel like I just got transported into the 24th and a half century! That is all.

Sometimes I forget that one of my accounts for a side project that hasn’t launched is called Paczki Riot

Now I’m over here now. With all the other tumbleweeds lol