"I'm so glad that I do not need to understand everything I see."

Aww, that's too bad. Anyway, looking forward to six months free from suburban drunkards trashing my neighborhood. #movetheCubstoSchaumburg

Imagine ever taking the side of a corporation in a labor negotiation. Seriously, what kind of moral faliling would allow that?

Jury duty! Imma find out how tolerant the Cook County courts are to me wearing a mask during fn everything today.

can't wait to find out how this app can also make me somewhat stupider