Vandenberg Space Base
@vandenbergsf.bsky.social
Journey from the center of a Universe
My asset holdings are more than the value of San Francisco
January 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
My asset holdings are more than the value of San Francisco
I am the owner of Pond Street, McAllister Street and Sutter Street
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
I am the owner of Pond Street, McAllister Street and Sutter Street
Home Assistant needs to be connected
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Home Assistant needs to be connected
Apple Card needs to uplift the hold on my accounts.
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Apple Card needs to uplift the hold on my accounts.
Chase Bank needs to get on the line with me immediately.
January 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Chase Bank needs to get on the line with me immediately.
Send a sheriff to 84 Pond Street. There is an intruder at my property.
January 10, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Send a sheriff to 84 Pond Street. There is an intruder at my property.
Cybersecurity is AT
Security is to be downloaded on all sites now
Security is to be downloaded on all sites now
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Cybersecurity is AT
Security is to be downloaded on all sites now
Security is to be downloaded on all sites now
Levels 1-4 Comprimised
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Levels 1-4 Comprimised
All human and cyborg experiments paused
January 9, 2026 at 8:47 PM
All human and cyborg experiments paused
Those are screams of someone being burnt.
January 9, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Those are screams of someone being burnt.
These are not sounds of pleasure. This person is being tortured.
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
These are not sounds of pleasure. This person is being tortured.
Sounds are being masked. Check unit 415, 727.
January 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Sounds are being masked. Check unit 415, 727.
Screaming again from my location.
January 9, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Screaming again from my location.
Has not returned calls since I hired her at Chase McAllister St. Amber Alert.
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Has not returned calls since I hired her at Chase McAllister St. Amber Alert.
Reserve Bank Allocations Confirmed
January 9, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Reserve Bank Allocations Confirmed
I am Rocket Companies Inc
Holdings: $1,7T
Holdings: $1,7T
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I am Rocket Companies Inc
Holdings: $1,7T
Holdings: $1,7T
Welcome BorgX to the Federation
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Welcome BorgX to the Federation
ISS is cleared to begin socioeconomic redevelopment in Palestine
January 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
ISS is cleared to begin socioeconomic redevelopment in Palestine
Requesting office with the President of Israel
January 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Requesting office with the President of Israel
A woman representing the Catholic Church is being held against her will at The Granada 1000 Sutter
Screams reported from 922 and 901
She is crying for help in Aramaic
Police have visited twice and did not find her
Last known location Hotel Carlton 1075 Sutter
Screams reported from 922 and 901
She is crying for help in Aramaic
Police have visited twice and did not find her
Last known location Hotel Carlton 1075 Sutter
January 9, 2026 at 8:28 PM
A woman representing the Catholic Church is being held against her will at The Granada 1000 Sutter
Screams reported from 922 and 901
She is crying for help in Aramaic
Police have visited twice and did not find her
Last known location Hotel Carlton 1075 Sutter
Screams reported from 922 and 901
She is crying for help in Aramaic
Police have visited twice and did not find her
Last known location Hotel Carlton 1075 Sutter
Citywide by USCF is shut until further notice. All services to be reallocated to vetted provider Apex Space & Defense.
January 9, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Citywide by USCF is shut until further notice. All services to be reallocated to vetted provider Apex Space & Defense.
1050 S Van Ness St is under investigation for the murder and disappearance of leaders of our tech community.
January 9, 2026 at 8:23 PM
1050 S Van Ness St is under investigation for the murder and disappearance of leaders of our tech community.
Team is to review all Salvation Army locations for suspected Human Trafficking
January 9, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Team is to review all Salvation Army locations for suspected Human Trafficking
Release:
Cyril Ramaphosa
The real Mark Zuckerberg
555 Beale Street is a prison. Captives indefinitely held without fair trial.
Guantanamo Bay
Cyril Ramaphosa
The real Mark Zuckerberg
555 Beale Street is a prison. Captives indefinitely held without fair trial.
Guantanamo Bay
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Release:
Cyril Ramaphosa
The real Mark Zuckerberg
555 Beale Street is a prison. Captives indefinitely held without fair trial.
Guantanamo Bay
Cyril Ramaphosa
The real Mark Zuckerberg
555 Beale Street is a prison. Captives indefinitely held without fair trial.
Guantanamo Bay