velcro Levisalith
valrico.bsky.social
velcro Levisalith
@valrico.bsky.social
Tribulation's biggest and most furious fan
too much most of the time, too little none of the time
i'm always right, except when i'm wrong
resident rose bf
The party of free speech is at it again

Fuck Charlie Kirk in Hell
September 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Could they perhaps stop calling their town Lynchburg
July 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
A warning to Liberal pundits pushing the up and coming New York lad we all know and love: dont support the Socialist today if you won't support us tomorrow.
July 12, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I want to talk @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social 's skull off about how good WBN is
June 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
when that country fell did they make circus and theatrics, or did their government become circus and theatrics

asking for a friend
June 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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I don’t want to do promo for my new track so instead here’s my cat flipping in the air.

My track “Parallax Bodies” drops everywhere next Tuesday 6/17 on all the streaming services. Go add it to your playlists or whatever it is people do with music these days. 🐈‍⬛💕
June 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You think ill believe they can raise chickens without any bones??

Got me fucked up, RFK
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 AM
You'd think I didn't have the space to be miserable, but here comes that indomitable human spirit.
May 16, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Jorking it respectfully at 80 mph on a mountain

They call me responsible
May 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Gotta lose a little weight so I can make whoever makes samsung autocorrect avoid swear words choke and die on my cock
May 10, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Combating Fascism with Complacency got us a police state, woah who saw that coming
April 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
some 17 years ago i said "why can't anyone make up words, shakespeare wasn't even real"

and the younger generation said "skibbity toilet"
April 27, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I can't believe finance bros voted in Herbert Hoover. We'll never see that again
April 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I didnt want to spend my last Easter listening to the terrible plight of colonizers but there i was
April 25, 2025 at 8:19 AM
I know this is victim blaming. I'm still frustrated with how easily so many people fell into the trap of defending people like Mr. Beast.

Just insane
April 9, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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#Pokedex # 224 #Octillery!

This #Pokemon had original artwork that was more Tank based, but it was changed to make it look more like an #Octopus. I wasn't expecting #Remoraid to evolve into this!

#sketch #drawing #art #ink #artist #traditionalart #alcoholmarkers #water #red
April 2, 2025 at 4:03 PM
There's a devil per shoulder, no angel, and they're the vocalists from 3 Inches of Blood
April 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
My default is speaking as if the world is already ending, so when my coworker asked if I was ok and I said "we could never predict the infinite ways that tree branch grew out" she panicked
March 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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This is the commercial that would be playing on TV around this time if it was 2007
March 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
There's a genocide going on and your presidential candidate did not care.
March 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I think we should bring back the anti Obama bumper sticker memes but obviously for the new blood

The VA stuff is bringing in a LOT of buyers remorse
March 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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My brain is soup
March 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
When they listen to my black box data after they find my remains in a light pole, they'll only hear me singing Kamelot with an incredibly thick and fake Slavic accent
March 16, 2025 at 3:54 PM
March 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM