Valli Porter
@valliporter.bsky.social
Writer. Midwestern mom vibe. Querying an exvangelical novel about ‘90s purity culture
Yes! A pitch event on BlueSky!
MONDAY — It’s #2025Pit
Are you an unagented writer who has completed a manuscript?
Are you in search of a literary agent?
Great, on Monday I’m hosting a pitch event here on BlueSky I hope will connect authors & agents who may like to work together.
How does this work? Glad you asked!
Are you an unagented writer who has completed a manuscript?
Are you in search of a literary agent?
Great, on Monday I’m hosting a pitch event here on BlueSky I hope will connect authors & agents who may like to work together.
How does this work? Glad you asked!
January 24, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Yes! A pitch event on BlueSky!
Words of wisdom
every day I have to remind myself there's only so much astonishment I have each day and I cannot spend it all on The Horrors
January 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Words of wisdom
But whyyyy do all the holds that I’ve placed at the library over a period of months come in on the same day
January 15, 2025 at 2:01 AM
But whyyyy do all the holds that I’ve placed at the library over a period of months come in on the same day
I really do not care for billionaires
December 4, 2024 at 9:19 PM
I really do not care for billionaires
On Nov. 6 I dragged myself to the gym first thing after not sleeping at all. A lady watched me power through some Bulgarian split squats then came over and told me I was super strong. That small kindness got me through that day
November 13, 2024 at 2:19 AM
On Nov. 6 I dragged myself to the gym first thing after not sleeping at all. A lady watched me power through some Bulgarian split squats then came over and told me I was super strong. That small kindness got me through that day
School board meeting. A lady almost cried over the fact that kids could buy Colin Kapernick’s book for kids at the Scholastic Book Fair. But half of the kids in our district aren’t white, and they absolutely deserve representation.
October 10, 2023 at 3:26 AM
School board meeting. A lady almost cried over the fact that kids could buy Colin Kapernick’s book for kids at the Scholastic Book Fair. But half of the kids in our district aren’t white, and they absolutely deserve representation.