Val 🪽
@valkyrieforhire.bsky.social
I'm stubborn, smart, snarky, savvy, and self-assured. I'm also pragmatic about my crazy and have a penchant for fire.
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Venmo @ValkyrieForHire
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Venmo @ValkyrieForHire
I’m reading Nobody’s Girl, Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s memoir. I have 80 pages left to finish.
I believe her. Release the Epstein files. All of them, unredacted. I don’t care who is in them. Hold everyone accountable.
I believe her. Release the Epstein files. All of them, unredacted. I don’t care who is in them. Hold everyone accountable.
November 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I’m reading Nobody’s Girl, Virginia Roberts Giuffre’s memoir. I have 80 pages left to finish.
I believe her. Release the Epstein files. All of them, unredacted. I don’t care who is in them. Hold everyone accountable.
I believe her. Release the Epstein files. All of them, unredacted. I don’t care who is in them. Hold everyone accountable.
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PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
October 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
PORTLAND: “The frogs are multiplying”
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
(#NotAWarZone Noem Matter what Kristi says)
What this country needs right now is a large dose of Epsteinaminophen 💊
October 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
What this country needs right now is a large dose of Epsteinaminophen 💊
Hot Take on requests for a “country Super Bowl Halftime”
I hope Bad Bunny invites Shaboozey to perform the Bar Song 😈🖕🏼
I hope Bad Bunny invites Shaboozey to perform the Bar Song 😈🖕🏼
October 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hot Take on requests for a “country Super Bowl Halftime”
I hope Bad Bunny invites Shaboozey to perform the Bar Song 😈🖕🏼
I hope Bad Bunny invites Shaboozey to perform the Bar Song 😈🖕🏼
Anyone with a lakefront house need me to check on your pets after the rapture? DM me your address and access code plz or just leave the key under the flower pot 🙏🏻
September 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Anyone with a lakefront house need me to check on your pets after the rapture? DM me your address and access code plz or just leave the key under the flower pot 🙏🏻
Slept like a baby despite several people damming my soul to hell #executivelevel
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Slept like a baby despite several people damming my soul to hell #executivelevel
I desperately need a vacation from just every single thing right now 😢
August 12, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I desperately need a vacation from just every single thing right now 😢
I’m rooting for the ketamine in Elon’s system like it’s a triple crown contender.
June 5, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I’m rooting for the ketamine in Elon’s system like it’s a triple crown contender.
Defense Sec. Hegeseth has ordered the Navy to rename the USNS Harvey Milk. Defense officials have said the timing of this name strike was deliberate and intentional.
June 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Defense Sec. Hegeseth has ordered the Navy to rename the USNS Harvey Milk. Defense officials have said the timing of this name strike was deliberate and intentional.
IYKYK
feels like this was the music they should've used to announce him
May 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
IYKYK
Putting ketchup on a hot dog is now a cardinal sin #popeleoxiv
May 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Putting ketchup on a hot dog is now a cardinal sin #popeleoxiv
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
On a case by case basis. #thehandmaidstale
On a case by case basis. #thehandmaidstale
April 8, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The enemy of my enemy is my friend.
On a case by case basis. #thehandmaidstale
On a case by case basis. #thehandmaidstale
Cue the howling about the Super Bowl Haltime show.
February 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Cue the howling about the Super Bowl Haltime show.
Will someone convince Taylor Swift to buy TikTok already?
www.kare11.com/article/news...
www.kare11.com/article/news...
Trump orders creation of US sovereign wealth fund, says it could own part of TikTok
Trump said many other nations have such investment funds and predicted that the U.S. could eventually top Saudi Arabia's fund size.
www.kare11.com
February 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Will someone convince Taylor Swift to buy TikTok already?
www.kare11.com/article/news...
www.kare11.com/article/news...
Same.
If you're with ICE or any other authority targeting innocent migrants, don't expect cooperation from me. Your failure is a blessing for humanity. I hope your job is soul-draining. I am actively rooting for your anxiety and frustration. I would rather gargle broken glass than make your life easier.
January 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Same.
Has anyone found a healthy balance between staying informed and not losing their god damned mind?
The Whitehouse is not stupid or incompetent. They’re malicious. This entire freeze has been nothing but a trial to see how far they can go and how far the backlash will be. The chaos and confusion is the point. It’s nothing but blinders to distract you.
Move accordingly.
Move accordingly.
January 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Has anyone found a healthy balance between staying informed and not losing their god damned mind?
Defending-Women-from-Gender-Ideology-Extremism-and-Restoring-Biological-Truth-to-the-Federal-Government. On the White House website.
Are we taking our cues from the 1990s-era Taliban? Because I remember the Ministry-for-the-Propagation-of-Virtue-and-the-Prevention-of-Vice.
Are we taking our cues from the 1990s-era Taliban? Because I remember the Ministry-for-the-Propagation-of-Virtue-and-the-Prevention-of-Vice.
January 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Defending-Women-from-Gender-Ideology-Extremism-and-Restoring-Biological-Truth-to-the-Federal-Government. On the White House website.
Are we taking our cues from the 1990s-era Taliban? Because I remember the Ministry-for-the-Propagation-of-Virtue-and-the-Prevention-of-Vice.
Are we taking our cues from the 1990s-era Taliban? Because I remember the Ministry-for-the-Propagation-of-Virtue-and-the-Prevention-of-Vice.
I’m going to tell people this was Elon Musk #inaugurationday
How’s everyone’s Inauguration Day going
January 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’m going to tell people this was Elon Musk #inaugurationday
Go open TikTok right now and tell me who is the first to come up on your fyp @sea-ya-later.bsky.social and @emilydubious.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Go open TikTok right now and tell me who is the first to come up on your fyp @sea-ya-later.bsky.social and @emilydubious.bsky.social
When the mittens come for you…
January 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
When the mittens come for you…
Heads up, USAA app is fucky right now.
January 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Heads up, USAA app is fucky right now.