I’ve gone deaf in my right ear lol, that’s what I get for listening to the full uncut 10 minute version of This Corrosion by The Sisters of Mercy.

I’m mildly buzzing for next week when I can see the wife and paint bugs

dysphoria, retail work and tiredness don’t mix.

I’m feeling feelings I don’t wanna feel, and I might cry in my work’s basement, radical👌

Whenever I get to work, after the second hour or so I always end up craving a Greggs pepperoni pizza.

I just found out that WHSmiths is almost the same age as America

Tim, the alen, he likes beans and busting people’s heads open.

“Sharks, all around a pretty crap creature”

- Holly

Girlfriend appreciation post, how on earth I deserve someone so sweet I don’t know 💖🖤 oh, and Amadeus