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Valhollaaah
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Lapsed visual artist, karaoke enthusiast, semi-professional asshole
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Black swallowtail butterfly and a bumblebee on my Mexican Sunflower.
August 17, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The national park accounts have become delightfully and absolutely unhinged on TikTok, and I love it.
#altnatiionalparks #givethembacktheirfunding #orthemadnesswillcontinue
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I let Tubi lead me down a body horror rabbit hole, and I am starting to regret it.
Thanatomorphose is hella gross. Cronenberg could never!
Ok, he could, and he has, but still... yikes.
#bodyhorror #horrormovie #grodytothemax #Tubirabbithole
March 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Now that I am firmly in my late 40s, I can come clean that I have been, "I find an inordinate amount of joy watching the bird feeder " years old for a while now.
#meemawlovesherbirds #wildlifeFTW
March 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
As a life-long fat kid, I can tell that my Double Stuf Oreos are not as doubley-stuffed as once they were.
I DEMAND MY FAIR SHARE OF STUF, YOU GREEDY CORPORATE BASTARDS!!!
#shrinkflation #givemebackmystuf #capitalismruinedmycookie
February 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I have started following up my lunch time hula-hooping with some yoga-based stretching for my back and hips. I can now conclude that the only thing keeping me awake at any given time is being tense. Cuz right now all I wanna do is zzzzzzz...
#findjoywhereyoucan #findrestwhereyoucan
February 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I genuinely wish that my city would do their tornado siren test every Saturday at noon, not just the first. No matter where I have lived in town, it is a great reminder that it's noon, and I should probably stop doomscrolling, put on pants, and do the stuff I planned to do.
#TCB
February 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Forget current events! Here's a CAT!
This is our yard guardian, Bleach, lookin' all majestic and finding her light. #cat #findjoywhereyoucan
January 29, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I remember the time when I was 7, and the adults at my daycare thought it was a good idea to show us all The Thing. I made it to the dog monster before I noped the fuck outta there. Life in America feels the same right now. It's terrifying and grotesque, but I can't leave.
January 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
How am I coping with the feeling of impending doom that looms ever closer to the core of my fragile psyche, you ask? I hoola-hoop to New Edition on my lunchbreak.
#findjoywhereyoucan
January 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Pour one out for David Lynch. RIP
a man in a suit and tie holds a cup of coffee in front of a red curtain
ALT: a man in a suit and tie holds a cup of coffee in front of a red curtain
media.tenor.com
January 19, 2025 at 1:25 AM