A teenager just complimented my shirt so I’ll never die
April 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
A teenager just complimented my shirt so I’ll never die
I’d like to thank big Hollywood for helping me save money by not putting out any good movies right now
April 9, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I’d like to thank big Hollywood for helping me save money by not putting out any good movies right now
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driving my tesla but shaking my head so people know i disagree
March 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
driving my tesla but shaking my head so people know i disagree
I really am back at work now, I got hit with a “we made it to Friday” first thing in the morning
January 17, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I really am back at work now, I got hit with a “we made it to Friday” first thing in the morning
Bad weather rolled into Kansas City at 2:00 today and at 2:05 there were two car wrecks on the road by my house
January 4, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bad weather rolled into Kansas City at 2:00 today and at 2:05 there were two car wrecks on the road by my house
I have once again dominated the family gingerbread house competition 😮💨💪
December 23, 2024 at 11:50 PM
I have once again dominated the family gingerbread house competition 😮💨💪
I always get nervous when I hear music I like in a public place. Either this place is cool, or I’m getting old.
December 7, 2024 at 10:28 PM
I always get nervous when I hear music I like in a public place. Either this place is cool, or I’m getting old.
I think we should call Bluesky users buskers, because it’s pretty accurate for how we put jokes out there
November 22, 2024 at 3:41 PM
I think we should call Bluesky users buskers, because it’s pretty accurate for how we put jokes out there
It’s currently 100 degrees here, but in four days I’ll be in __________???_________
July 10, 2023 at 1:38 AM
It’s currently 100 degrees here, but in four days I’ll be in __________???_________