Born this gay 💪🏽🪬
@valbanana.bsky.social
🧿✨Latino Alien Warrior ✨🧿
📍Somewhere in the cosmos
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📍Somewhere in the cosmos
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The crab rang, therefore, I must goon
November 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The crab rang, therefore, I must goon
Motomami at the vegan Mexican place in Andersonville is very much the vibe I’m trying to align with 😇🙏🏽🌀
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Motomami at the vegan Mexican place in Andersonville is very much the vibe I’m trying to align with 😇🙏🏽🌀
Those would be my patterns too 😔
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Those would be my patterns too 😔
2 different guys have ruined the moment while sexting today. One called me papi (he’s not Latino) and the other just said he wants to be “intimate” with me 🙄 🍅
November 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
2 different guys have ruined the moment while sexting today. One called me papi (he’s not Latino) and the other just said he wants to be “intimate” with me 🙄 🍅
Just had a fierce first appointment with a nutritionist. ☺️
November 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Just had a fierce first appointment with a nutritionist. ☺️
Susan Mayer is the most loser pick me self centered character to ever show up on prime time television. 😒
a woman wearing a purple cardigan and a black shirt is standing in a room .
ALT: a woman wearing a purple cardigan and a black shirt is standing in a room .
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November 15, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Susan Mayer is the most loser pick me self centered character to ever show up on prime time television. 😒
Outside in a tshirt and shorts listening to Midnight Sun in the middle of November 😍 (😰)
November 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Outside in a tshirt and shorts listening to Midnight Sun in the middle of November 😍 (😰)
Unfollowed and removed a follower on IG because I got a notification that he joined M*taAI 😒😌
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unfollowed and removed a follower on IG because I got a notification that he joined M*taAI 😒😌
Stanley Tucci in Julie and Julia is just so…
November 12, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Stanley Tucci in Julie and Julia is just so…
I licked my fingers after squeezing the cheesecloth and got immediately high lmfao
Making cannabutter rn and it smells so bomb 🤤
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
I licked my fingers after squeezing the cheesecloth and got immediately high lmfao
Making cannabutter rn and it smells so bomb 🤤
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Making cannabutter rn and it smells so bomb 🤤
Belting Suddenly Seymour in my kitchen all morning. Happy Saturday !
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Belting Suddenly Seymour in my kitchen all morning. Happy Saturday !
Just wrapped up a termination session with a client I’ve been struggling with for 2+ years 😭
November 7, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Just wrapped up a termination session with a client I’ve been struggling with for 2+ years 😭
Halfway thru LUX and I can already say that this is an incredibly well produced album. Miss Rosalia tore it up!
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Halfway thru LUX and I can already say that this is an incredibly well produced album. Miss Rosalia tore it up!
Nothing beats the feeling of scarfing down 3-4 hard boiled eggs 😮💨
November 4, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Nothing beats the feeling of scarfing down 3-4 hard boiled eggs 😮💨
Sexiest Man Alive IKTR ! 🙂↕️
November 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Sexiest Man Alive IKTR ! 🙂↕️
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Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Hello Ms. Hiring manager..I am thrilled to apply for your PhD program. Ever since becoming a Harvard research scientist at age 9, all while acting, modeling, singing, dancing, professional DJing, and working as a celebrity chef, each experience has helped shape the woman I am today for this role
Gigio’s pizza you will always be famous
November 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Gigio’s pizza you will always be famous
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Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately.
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Reports of ICE ads on #Spotify were noted in early October. People began calling for boycotts immediately.
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
Now, nearly a month later Spotify is seeing major losses.
And we can do ever BETTER. 👏👏👏
#BoycottSpotify
Bruh I keep having 🧊 related nightmares. 😭
November 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Bruh I keep having 🧊 related nightmares. 😭
Watching Devil Wears Prada and honestly Andi is full of shit always saying “I don’t have a choice” girl pls.
November 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Watching Devil Wears Prada and honestly Andi is full of shit always saying “I don’t have a choice” girl pls.
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Just got back from the gym if you couldn't tell from the pump
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Something something pink on Wednesdays
October 29, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Something something pink on Wednesdays
If my life was a rom com, I would go take a class to learn Portuguese and the teacher would be a hot beefy Brazilian man and we would fall madly in love
patrick star from spongebob squarepants laying on a ledge with pink hearts around him
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October 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
If my life was a rom com, I would go take a class to learn Portuguese and the teacher would be a hot beefy Brazilian man and we would fall madly in love
It’s cute dog and hot guy hour on Glennwoof Av
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
It’s cute dog and hot guy hour on Glennwoof Av