@vaguesonline.bsky.social
I's be SO unpopular in Pokemon world.
"Do you have any Pokemon?"
No I don't have any WEAPONIZED PETS. That's a weird thing to have. I can't believe I'm the only person who understands this. Most of you shouldn't be trusted with a regular bird. Let alone one with Hyper Beam.
"Do you have any Pokemon?"
No I don't have any WEAPONIZED PETS. That's a weird thing to have. I can't believe I'm the only person who understands this. Most of you shouldn't be trusted with a regular bird. Let alone one with Hyper Beam.
October 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I's be SO unpopular in Pokemon world.
"Do you have any Pokemon?"
No I don't have any WEAPONIZED PETS. That's a weird thing to have. I can't believe I'm the only person who understands this. Most of you shouldn't be trusted with a regular bird. Let alone one with Hyper Beam.
"Do you have any Pokemon?"
No I don't have any WEAPONIZED PETS. That's a weird thing to have. I can't believe I'm the only person who understands this. Most of you shouldn't be trusted with a regular bird. Let alone one with Hyper Beam.
It's too hot for late September, how's the veil between this world and the next supposed to lift in these conditions?
September 29, 2025 at 9:19 PM
It's too hot for late September, how's the veil between this world and the next supposed to lift in these conditions?
Damn man, back in 2010 you could write a club banger about how you don't trust God anymore and Lil Wayne would come in and drop a verse about eating ass right in the middle of it.
September 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Damn man, back in 2010 you could write a club banger about how you don't trust God anymore and Lil Wayne would come in and drop a verse about eating ass right in the middle of it.
Every financial column is like "why you can't make money at *blank anymore," when the actual answer is just that 6 people have all the money and they're using that money to get the rest of it.
September 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Every financial column is like "why you can't make money at *blank anymore," when the actual answer is just that 6 people have all the money and they're using that money to get the rest of it.
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I was hoping you could bring to light that seemingly everybody mis-stresses the syllables in The Blair Witch Project as though it's a witch project by Blair instead of a project about a Blair Witch. This is one of the most important matters of our time.
September 5, 2025 at 4:36 PM
@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social I was hoping you could bring to light that seemingly everybody mis-stresses the syllables in The Blair Witch Project as though it's a witch project by Blair instead of a project about a Blair Witch. This is one of the most important matters of our time.
ONG, the community for the cute, difficult game about bugs is full of the sweatiest douchebags in the world.
September 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
ONG, the community for the cute, difficult game about bugs is full of the sweatiest douchebags in the world.
It's a Silksong weekend! A bug weekend!
September 4, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It's a Silksong weekend! A bug weekend!
Hopping in my Kia Soul on my way to a store that sells rocks so I can ask the salesperson "what's this one do?"
August 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Hopping in my Kia Soul on my way to a store that sells rocks so I can ask the salesperson "what's this one do?"
I'm sorry, but if I buy the kit, I'm going to assume the caboodle is included.
August 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I'm sorry, but if I buy the kit, I'm going to assume the caboodle is included.
"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late getting to Damascus, but I've been a bit blinded, and before you say anything, no. I wasn't blinded by any of the people I persecuted. Those days are behind me because I was blinded by Jesus, and he gave me a list of people he forgot to tell us it's okay to persecute."
August 21, 2025 at 8:15 PM
"Hey guys! Sorry I'm late getting to Damascus, but I've been a bit blinded, and before you say anything, no. I wasn't blinded by any of the people I persecuted. Those days are behind me because I was blinded by Jesus, and he gave me a list of people he forgot to tell us it's okay to persecute."
"Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional has GOT to be the most uplifting song about people who fucking suck ever written.
August 11, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"Stolen" by Dashboard Confessional has GOT to be the most uplifting song about people who fucking suck ever written.
I'm not saying @niminightmare.bsky.social is WHY Neil Cicierega is putting out new music. I'm just saying it's awfully convenient.
July 17, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I'm not saying @niminightmare.bsky.social is WHY Neil Cicierega is putting out new music. I'm just saying it's awfully convenient.
People say you slow down as you age. Not me. I've only gotten faster. (The "s" is silent)
July 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
People say you slow down as you age. Not me. I've only gotten faster. (The "s" is silent)
My favorite part of Rocky Horror is when Susan Sarandon faints at people wearing tuxedos and sunglasses indoors. She's just like, "but it's so dim in here and they're wearing sunglasses! I'm going insaaaaane!"
June 24, 2025 at 2:43 PM
My favorite part of Rocky Horror is when Susan Sarandon faints at people wearing tuxedos and sunglasses indoors. She's just like, "but it's so dim in here and they're wearing sunglasses! I'm going insaaaaane!"
I don't like these tacticool weight vests people are wearing. If you wanna weigh yourself down, it should look like a big fat pregnancy belly.
June 24, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I don't like these tacticool weight vests people are wearing. If you wanna weigh yourself down, it should look like a big fat pregnancy belly.
Put a weight scale on the Stairmaster rails. That way, yeah, you can put your whole weight on it, but there WILL be consequences.
June 21, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Put a weight scale on the Stairmaster rails. That way, yeah, you can put your whole weight on it, but there WILL be consequences.
Why do you need a Switch 2? For Nintendo games? Like what? Mario? Zelda? You can get Mario and Zelda on Steam Deck. Sure it's a hentai furry Mario and hentai furry Zelda, but we got em.
June 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Why do you need a Switch 2? For Nintendo games? Like what? Mario? Zelda? You can get Mario and Zelda on Steam Deck. Sure it's a hentai furry Mario and hentai furry Zelda, but we got em.
POV you work at Merriam-Webster: "Goon: Noun... sigh... backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace... Goon: ... Verb."
June 2, 2025 at 12:16 PM
POV you work at Merriam-Webster: "Goon: Noun... sigh... backspace, backspace, backspace, backspace... Goon: ... Verb."
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the gym! A day in the gym is like a day on the farm. Every protein shake's a banquet! Every gym fee a pittance! Every line for a machine a parade! I *love* the gym!
June 1, 2025 at 1:17 PM
All right, sweethearts, what are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the gym! A day in the gym is like a day on the farm. Every protein shake's a banquet! Every gym fee a pittance! Every line for a machine a parade! I *love* the gym!
The persin who put the "i" next to the "o" on the keyboard owes me an apoligy fir making it look like I can't spell normal wirds.
May 30, 2025 at 3:43 PM
The persin who put the "i" next to the "o" on the keyboard owes me an apoligy fir making it look like I can't spell normal wirds.
Why are you sitting on your 401k? So it'll make you a little more comfortable when you're about to die and everything hurts, anyway? If you cash that in while you're young, you can get enough money to buy something that'll kill you right now.
May 30, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Why are you sitting on your 401k? So it'll make you a little more comfortable when you're about to die and everything hurts, anyway? If you cash that in while you're young, you can get enough money to buy something that'll kill you right now.
Born too late to discover the Earth. Too early to discover the universe. Also too early to discover how medicine affects women for some reason?
May 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Born too late to discover the Earth. Too early to discover the universe. Also too early to discover how medicine affects women for some reason?
@microsoft.com If I wanna call somebody a "dude" in intra-office communication I have a good goddamn reason for it. Also, your grammar suggestions are wrong, easily, half the time. GFY.
May 28, 2025 at 11:04 AM
@microsoft.com If I wanna call somebody a "dude" in intra-office communication I have a good goddamn reason for it. Also, your grammar suggestions are wrong, easily, half the time. GFY.
Somebody PLEASE explain to my work that these aren't just cargo joggers, they're my GOOD cargo joggers.
May 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Somebody PLEASE explain to my work that these aren't just cargo joggers, they're my GOOD cargo joggers.