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Unitarian Universalist Hysterical Society
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Humor for the curious and kind. Religion for heretics. Fun for all, so long as you're nice about it. Founded in Canada, so we mean it about being nice.
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April 10, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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Starbucks barista: order for cathy lou Cthulu: (visibly incensed) I guess that's me
April 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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My dog Jack is a purebred rescue mutt, and not a day goes by that I do't get asked what kind of dog he is. The only problem is Ihave no idea, so sometimes I'll just make somethingup. So this month alone, Jack has been: a Rhodesaian Hatchback, a Folding Retriever, a Hyrulian Shepherd, A Mini Collabradoodle, a Stocky spaniel, a slack-nosed warbler
April 10, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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April 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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April 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom was printed: "Your presence is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding." I was confused, so I read it again and again. Finally I came to the conclusion that I am not invited.
April 7, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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car window sticker reading: No baby on board, so please feel free to run into me.
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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April 7, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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April 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Reasons to bring back cloaks: great for majestically striding through hallways, comfortable and warm, can use all the folds to hide the 12 books you got after you said you'd only get one, all the wizards are wearing them, it has pockets.
April 5, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese. Sorry, we only take cash.
April 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Drinking a large amount of water every day helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing. Stay hydrated.
April 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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April 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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March 31, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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Good evening. Do you have reservations? Yes. But I've decided to throw caution to the wind and eat here anyway.
March 31, 2025 at 5:39 AM