Utterly Vapid
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A knock knock joke wrapped in a poem wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a broken child but like with an iPhone.
Molly Gordon is so talented and funny and I am free any time if you ever want to meet for coffee or drinks idk hit me up
August 2, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Molly Gordon is so talented and funny and I am free any time if you ever want to meet for coffee or drinks idk hit me up
My thoughts in the Sydney Sweeney stuff: utterlyvapid.substack.com/p/the-whole-...
The whole Sydney Sweeney thing
My genes are kinda grossed out.
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August 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
My thoughts in the Sydney Sweeney stuff: utterlyvapid.substack.com/p/the-whole-...
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Thank god Chappell Roan released a good song this year.
August 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Thank god Chappell Roan released a good song this year.
In uni, I got high exactly once, became super paranoid, and hid in a toilet stall with my feet up against the door for over an hour.
February 10, 2025 at 11:18 PM
In uni, I got high exactly once, became super paranoid, and hid in a toilet stall with my feet up against the door for over an hour.
I have never used Touch ID on any device because it’s one less reason for someone to cut off my fingers.
February 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I have never used Touch ID on any device because it’s one less reason for someone to cut off my fingers.
I think everyone is being weird about ‘Emilia Pérez’, which is a movie that mostly fails because nobody in it can sing and the songs are bad. But it’s also not uniquely awful? And there’s a lot of stuff it does very well.
January 24, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I think everyone is being weird about ‘Emilia Pérez’, which is a movie that mostly fails because nobody in it can sing and the songs are bad. But it’s also not uniquely awful? And there’s a lot of stuff it does very well.
Lady Gaga showing up in the ‘Fat, Juicy & Wet’ music video is the closest thing we’ve had to ‘Artpop: Part Two’.
January 24, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Lady Gaga showing up in the ‘Fat, Juicy & Wet’ music video is the closest thing we’ve had to ‘Artpop: Part Two’.
Inside you is one wolf because the other caught blood plague.
January 15, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Inside you is one wolf because the other caught blood plague.
Of course he did
Timothée Chalamet arrives by bicycle to the London premiere of ‘A COMPLETE UNKNOWN’
January 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Of course he did
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you all like sexism too much bc why were u lot so excited to contribute to a misogynistic smear campaign in the name of The CW’s Justin Baldoni
December 21, 2024 at 4:58 PM
you all like sexism too much bc why were u lot so excited to contribute to a misogynistic smear campaign in the name of The CW’s Justin Baldoni
Two episodes into season two of SatC and Charlotte is leering at belly dancers because she’s clearly into women.
November 30, 2024 at 10:25 AM
Two episodes into season two of SatC and Charlotte is leering at belly dancers because she’s clearly into women.
That trio never stops whinging
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
That trio never stops whinging
Comedy comes in all forms.
November 24, 2024 at 8:40 AM
Comedy comes in all forms.
Remember the episode of Smallville where the girl gets an experimental plastic surgery that causes serotonin spikes that she passes on to people orally that cause them to see their faces as very scarred? The moral is supposed to be that beauty is what’s inside. That doesn’t come across.
November 24, 2024 at 7:05 AM
Remember the episode of Smallville where the girl gets an experimental plastic surgery that causes serotonin spikes that she passes on to people orally that cause them to see their faces as very scarred? The moral is supposed to be that beauty is what’s inside. That doesn’t come across.
Is Kamala still brat?
November 18, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Is Kamala still brat?
Emilia Pérez should probably have been a straight drama but it’s too late now.
November 17, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Emilia Pérez should probably have been a straight drama but it’s too late now.
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and fuck johnny depp
November 16, 2024 at 7:50 PM
and fuck johnny depp
I have like 5 painting in progress because oils take forever to dry
November 16, 2024 at 8:00 AM
I have like 5 painting in progress because oils take forever to dry
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My final Wicked prediction is that neither Ariana nor Cynthia get Oscar noms but it gives them momentum to get noms next year for Part II. But only 1 of them. Most likely Cynthia
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 PM
My final Wicked prediction is that neither Ariana nor Cynthia get Oscar noms but it gives them momentum to get noms next year for Part II. But only 1 of them. Most likely Cynthia
There are too many omens of end times. Let’s edit, God!
November 16, 2024 at 6:05 AM
There are too many omens of end times. Let’s edit, God!