We need to recognise Hunter S. Thompson's greatest legacy: Making all millennial US journalists with even faintly acceptable politics also be intolerably irritating.

My favourite thing about Elon Musk is what he teaches us about the past. For example: Thomas Edison probably wasn't some Machiavellian corporate mastermind. He probably electrocuted that elephant because one of his toadies agreed that it would be "totally epic" and Tesla struck him as a cuck.

chicken (plucked, seasoned, in the oven, nearly done): “…more than any other modern kitchen Raw Food Veganism, etc. are woven into the fabric of the culture.”

Strong Late-to-a-Party-Your-Friend-Runs-Up-and-says-“Thank-Fuck-You’re-Here-It-is-DEAD-in-There” energy to the amount of celebration on here that more people are joining.

Glad to have finally found where all the Vice-magazine-coded 20-22 y/o hot people who only post about how annoying their reply guys are went.

Too many people I otherwise respect are all in on the incredibly bland gag of calling Twitter ‘Shitter’.

opening a bundaberg with your teeth like it’s a grenade

Kicking yourself for repeating a mistake? Remember: The corrupt businesses of Kamurocho are way into their third decade of inviting incredibly famous/violent former Yakuza Kazuma Kiryu into offices stacked to the brim with
objects he can beat them unconscious with while wreathed in magic blue fire.

We do not give the phrase “You gotta be shitting me” the respect it deserves.

Ruh roh. Someone just slightly misused a term of art from a field you’re unhealthily obsessed with! Now by law they must die by your hand. :(

Don’t love having to say this but: You guys were right. I should not have let a fourteen year old boy name my display adapter company.

won at pub quiz. managed to only take photos of us seeming to be mad about it.