Baby Mountain Lion
@utahbabyboy.bsky.social
34 year old toddler. Happily taken 👫.
Little boy to daddyzeb.bsky.social and Demitrip94.bsky.social.
Hates the potty. Loves his paci. Open to playdates and babysitters.
DMs open.
Little boy to daddyzeb.bsky.social and Demitrip94.bsky.social.
Hates the potty. Loves his paci. Open to playdates and babysitters.
DMs open.
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I created a truly amazing nonsexual place for littles to regress and be little. There's space for bigs, littles, pups, stories. And even a preschool where a teacher gives assignments every day! Here's my assignment from today!
Come join us!
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You're in the back seat. Christmas music on the radio. Your tummy full of baby formula. Driving home from Thanksgiving. You lift up your bum cheek as much as your car seat will let you and push out a mess. Sitting back down. Daddy asks "what you doing there bud?"
Life is good.
Life is good.
November 29, 2025 at 4:59 PM
You're in the back seat. Christmas music on the radio. Your tummy full of baby formula. Driving home from Thanksgiving. You lift up your bum cheek as much as your car seat will let you and push out a mess. Sitting back down. Daddy asks "what you doing there bud?"
Life is good.
Life is good.
Daddy switched me to baby food a few months ago. I was certain today, of all days, but teeth would finally get a work out. I walk into the dinning room, dressed in a nice sweater, in front of family to see a high chair just my size. Daddy takes off my clothes, lifts me up, and spoons mushy turkey
November 28, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Daddy switched me to baby food a few months ago. I was certain today, of all days, but teeth would finally get a work out. I walk into the dinning room, dressed in a nice sweater, in front of family to see a high chair just my size. Daddy takes off my clothes, lifts me up, and spoons mushy turkey
Anyone know what this weird photo on dads phone is?
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Anyone know what this weird photo on dads phone is?
When a member of your staff at work asks "why do you always bring a bag with you to the bathroom?"
November 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
When a member of your staff at work asks "why do you always bring a bag with you to the bathroom?"
No good diaper! Goes unchaaaaaangeeed
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
No good diaper! Goes unchaaaaaangeeed
I'm just gonna say it.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
November 16, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I'm just gonna say it.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
I think it's unfair that cleaning the potty is my chore.
Happy birthday @philthelittle.bsky.social you're the absolute best friend a kid could ask for.
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Happy birthday @philthelittle.bsky.social you're the absolute best friend a kid could ask for.
Being I'm diapers healed me in ways I didn't know I was broken
I'm not sure how my brain got wired like this but I'm thankful it.
Being back in diapers fulltime is a lot of work and logistics, but they never fail to make me feel whole, confident and a truer version of myself. I'm lucky to be able to be in them and never wanna potty train.
Being back in diapers fulltime is a lot of work and logistics, but they never fail to make me feel whole, confident and a truer version of myself. I'm lucky to be able to be in them and never wanna potty train.
November 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Being I'm diapers healed me in ways I didn't know I was broken
Once again, we’re doing a Q&A about Mountain Baby! ⛰️👶
But heads up — he’s been totally baby-brained lately and keeps answering everything with giggles and “ba-ba.” 😅
So the dads are stepping in to help! Ask away! 💬
👉 ngl.link/utahcuddlebe...
But heads up — he’s been totally baby-brained lately and keeps answering everything with giggles and “ba-ba.” 😅
So the dads are stepping in to help! Ask away! 💬
👉 ngl.link/utahcuddlebe...
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Once again, we’re doing a Q&A about Mountain Baby! ⛰️👶
But heads up — he’s been totally baby-brained lately and keeps answering everything with giggles and “ba-ba.” 😅
So the dads are stepping in to help! Ask away! 💬
👉 ngl.link/utahcuddlebe...
But heads up — he’s been totally baby-brained lately and keeps answering everything with giggles and “ba-ba.” 😅
So the dads are stepping in to help! Ask away! 💬
👉 ngl.link/utahcuddlebe...
How do you work from home?
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
How do you work from home?
I used to be very self conscious being my authentic self. One time someone asked me to show them me being a baby. Then they said that it was "creepy" and blocked me. This was someone in the community mind you.
But now, I don't give a fudge. I'm a baby. Deal with it.
But now, I don't give a fudge. I'm a baby. Deal with it.
November 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I used to be very self conscious being my authentic self. One time someone asked me to show them me being a baby. Then they said that it was "creepy" and blocked me. This was someone in the community mind you.
But now, I don't give a fudge. I'm a baby. Deal with it.
But now, I don't give a fudge. I'm a baby. Deal with it.
Drinking a baba of formula before my nap. My pants have a poopoo in them. My tummy is full.
Happy baby
Happy baby
November 5, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Drinking a baba of formula before my nap. My pants have a poopoo in them. My tummy is full.
Happy baby
Happy baby
Dm me the most squirm inducing thing you been think of. I'll pick a winner 😉
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Dm me the most squirm inducing thing you been think of. I'll pick a winner 😉
How much is that baby in the window?
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
How much is that baby in the window?
Why did none of you tell me I can play n64 games on my switch now?
And someone tell my dads that I need to mega extend my screen time.
And someone tell my dads that I need to mega extend my screen time.
November 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Why did none of you tell me I can play n64 games on my switch now?
And someone tell my dads that I need to mega extend my screen time.
And someone tell my dads that I need to mega extend my screen time.
We tried potty training this month... it didn't stick.
November 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We tried potty training this month... it didn't stick.
When I told dad I wanted a scary costume, this is not what I meant
October 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When I told dad I wanted a scary costume, this is not what I meant
Bigs. Instead of saying your littles are x years old. Put it in months.
Oh, my kid? He's 418 months old.
Oh, my kid? He's 418 months old.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Bigs. Instead of saying your littles are x years old. Put it in months.
Oh, my kid? He's 418 months old.
Oh, my kid? He's 418 months old.
I think my giraffe dropped something
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I think my giraffe dropped something
I want to share something that's been on my mind for a hot minute. I've had a lot of people message me telling me how jealous they are of my life and that they wish they could have what I have.
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I want to share something that's been on my mind for a hot minute. I've had a lot of people message me telling me how jealous they are of my life and that they wish they could have what I have.
I call this outfit toddler core
October 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I call this outfit toddler core
My pumpkin self portrait
October 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My pumpkin self portrait
What's something that made I think "oh wow, I really am a baby."
For me. It was when I was struggling to sleep on a trip and I couldn't figure out why. Until I got home and finally got to put my paci back in and in fell right to sleep.
For me. It was when I was struggling to sleep on a trip and I couldn't figure out why. Until I got home and finally got to put my paci back in and in fell right to sleep.
October 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
What's something that made I think "oh wow, I really am a baby."
For me. It was when I was struggling to sleep on a trip and I couldn't figure out why. Until I got home and finally got to put my paci back in and in fell right to sleep.
For me. It was when I was struggling to sleep on a trip and I couldn't figure out why. Until I got home and finally got to put my paci back in and in fell right to sleep.