USMC86
@usmc86.bsky.social
military retired 10/2024 (37 1/2 years) brother, husband, dad to 3 outstanding kids- I'm opinionated and foul mouthed. no crypto. no only fans. no dates. no donations. please no DM's. one wife is plenty. 💙
I'm hoping the white house gives her 2 1/2 years of maternity leave-
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm hoping the white house gives her 2 1/2 years of maternity leave-
guessing kashyap can move that worthless agency to mara lago.... this way they can protect the rest of our nation's secrets....
psssssst. they're in the room under the pool.....maybe you'll find them this time around??
psssssst. they're in the room under the pool.....maybe you'll find them this time around??
December 27, 2025 at 11:10 PM
guessing kashyap can move that worthless agency to mara lago.... this way they can protect the rest of our nation's secrets....
psssssst. they're in the room under the pool.....maybe you'll find them this time around??
psssssst. they're in the room under the pool.....maybe you'll find them this time around??
hey jackass.
How's THIS going to help the american people???
simple idiot. IT ISN'T.
How's THIS going to help the american people???
simple idiot. IT ISN'T.
December 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
hey jackass.
How's THIS going to help the american people???
simple idiot. IT ISN'T.
How's THIS going to help the american people???
simple idiot. IT ISN'T.
You fuckers from OHIO are a special kind of stupid if you vote for that con-artist Vivek.
I have ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ZERO confidence in your abilities to elect someone sane-
I have ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ZERO confidence in your abilities to elect someone sane-
December 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
You fuckers from OHIO are a special kind of stupid if you vote for that con-artist Vivek.
I have ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ZERO confidence in your abilities to elect someone sane-
I have ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ZERO confidence in your abilities to elect someone sane-
Looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle dodged a bullet.....
December 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Looks like Kimberly Guilfoyle dodged a bullet.....
This asshole is a "legend in his own mind".....
stupid fuck doesn't realize "HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CARDS....Zelensky does.
stupid fuck doesn't realize "HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CARDS....Zelensky does.
December 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This asshole is a "legend in his own mind".....
stupid fuck doesn't realize "HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CARDS....Zelensky does.
stupid fuck doesn't realize "HE DOESN'T HAVE THE CARDS....Zelensky does.
not exactly what I was thinking....I'm thinking the MIDTERMS will be about getting that stupid fucking asshole out of the people's house-
the MIDTERMS is our first step back towards normalcy.
the MIDTERMS is our first step back towards normalcy.
December 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
not exactly what I was thinking....I'm thinking the MIDTERMS will be about getting that stupid fucking asshole out of the people's house-
the MIDTERMS is our first step back towards normalcy.
the MIDTERMS is our first step back towards normalcy.
Guessing some dumbass got this gremlin wet?
December 26, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Guessing some dumbass got this gremlin wet?
thinking those "fruit loops" describe this prick to a "T."
December 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thinking those "fruit loops" describe this prick to a "T."
trump isn't going to give anyone a "heads up...."
he'll continue to compliment the two right up till their termination
he'll continue to compliment the two right up till their termination
December 25, 2025 at 10:32 PM
trump isn't going to give anyone a "heads up...."
he'll continue to compliment the two right up till their termination
he'll continue to compliment the two right up till their termination
Here's to hoping every fucker out there received all 37 pencils and the dolls are stacked to the ceiling!!
December 25, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Here's to hoping every fucker out there received all 37 pencils and the dolls are stacked to the ceiling!!
hey!!
just stopped by the house- anybody see mom?
just stopped by the house- anybody see mom?
December 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
hey!!
just stopped by the house- anybody see mom?
just stopped by the house- anybody see mom?
just curious-,
so if you've purchased an item, paid tariffs on said item and today, you discover it doesn't work and has to be returned.....
do you get your tariff money returned?
asking for a friend.
so if you've purchased an item, paid tariffs on said item and today, you discover it doesn't work and has to be returned.....
do you get your tariff money returned?
asking for a friend.
December 25, 2025 at 2:43 PM
just curious-,
so if you've purchased an item, paid tariffs on said item and today, you discover it doesn't work and has to be returned.....
do you get your tariff money returned?
asking for a friend.
so if you've purchased an item, paid tariffs on said item and today, you discover it doesn't work and has to be returned.....
do you get your tariff money returned?
asking for a friend.
it looks as though Santa's not a fan...
December 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
it looks as though Santa's not a fan...
please. don't tell us-
the dept of jokes found the million documents in a restroom at mara lago under a bunch of boxes of highly classified top secrets documents???
the dept of jokes found the million documents in a restroom at mara lago under a bunch of boxes of highly classified top secrets documents???
December 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
please. don't tell us-
the dept of jokes found the million documents in a restroom at mara lago under a bunch of boxes of highly classified top secrets documents???
the dept of jokes found the million documents in a restroom at mara lago under a bunch of boxes of highly classified top secrets documents???
I wish the American voters would've taken those same precautions when electing president-
December 25, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I wish the American voters would've taken those same precautions when electing president-
hmmmmmm.
I'm pretty sure this isn't what Ghislaine Maxwell was counting on.....
bitch. you might wanna start packing up your shit- and I wouldn't be looking forward to a stay at the hyatt, you're going to experience some nasty shit.
enjoy!!
I'm pretty sure this isn't what Ghislaine Maxwell was counting on.....
bitch. you might wanna start packing up your shit- and I wouldn't be looking forward to a stay at the hyatt, you're going to experience some nasty shit.
enjoy!!
December 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
hmmmmmm.
I'm pretty sure this isn't what Ghislaine Maxwell was counting on.....
bitch. you might wanna start packing up your shit- and I wouldn't be looking forward to a stay at the hyatt, you're going to experience some nasty shit.
enjoy!!
I'm pretty sure this isn't what Ghislaine Maxwell was counting on.....
bitch. you might wanna start packing up your shit- and I wouldn't be looking forward to a stay at the hyatt, you're going to experience some nasty shit.
enjoy!!
Honestly....I'm not that deep into the works of corrupt politicians....
but I'm pretty sure the people are saying trump blows.
but I'm pretty sure the people are saying trump blows.
December 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Honestly....I'm not that deep into the works of corrupt politicians....
but I'm pretty sure the people are saying trump blows.
but I'm pretty sure the people are saying trump blows.
The republicans are hoping to hold on to the house??!!!!!!!!
Is fucking don jr sharing his FUCKING CRACK COCAINE with you dumb mother fuckers???
The house is FLIPPING FOR SURE and we're seeing some cracks in the Senate-.
we may just put you fuckers out of business since you no longer care for us
Is fucking don jr sharing his FUCKING CRACK COCAINE with you dumb mother fuckers???
The house is FLIPPING FOR SURE and we're seeing some cracks in the Senate-.
we may just put you fuckers out of business since you no longer care for us
December 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The republicans are hoping to hold on to the house??!!!!!!!!
Is fucking don jr sharing his FUCKING CRACK COCAINE with you dumb mother fuckers???
The house is FLIPPING FOR SURE and we're seeing some cracks in the Senate-.
we may just put you fuckers out of business since you no longer care for us
Is fucking don jr sharing his FUCKING CRACK COCAINE with you dumb mother fuckers???
The house is FLIPPING FOR SURE and we're seeing some cracks in the Senate-.
we may just put you fuckers out of business since you no longer care for us
you incompetent assholes in the FBI and the DOJ wouldn't need to wait another second to release the Epstein files if YOU STUPID, SNEAKY ASSHOLES WOULD STOP REDACTING THE FILES.
December 24, 2025 at 11:55 PM
you incompetent assholes in the FBI and the DOJ wouldn't need to wait another second to release the Epstein files if YOU STUPID, SNEAKY ASSHOLES WOULD STOP REDACTING THE FILES.
damn. I was sending the "GO FUCK YOURSELF message.....
I'm always a day behind.
I'm always a day behind.
December 24, 2025 at 9:36 PM
damn. I was sending the "GO FUCK YOURSELF message.....
I'm always a day behind.
I'm always a day behind.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all-
Let's hope we see and hear less from the asshole in the Oval.
Let's hope we see and hear less from the asshole in the Oval.
December 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all-
Let's hope we see and hear less from the asshole in the Oval.
Let's hope we see and hear less from the asshole in the Oval.
The two assholes who have single handily destroyed this country... I hope you two worthless fucks don't even receive coal under your tree cause you two aren't worth it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
The two assholes who have single handily destroyed this country... I hope you two worthless fucks don't even receive coal under your tree cause you two aren't worth it.
after the drawing....drinks are on me.
December 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
after the drawing....drinks are on me.
this prick isn't the president of the United States....
he's the president of the republican states. nothing more-
Democratic states should stop paying federal taxes since they're not being represented.
he's the president of the republican states. nothing more-
Democratic states should stop paying federal taxes since they're not being represented.
December 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
this prick isn't the president of the United States....
he's the president of the republican states. nothing more-
Democratic states should stop paying federal taxes since they're not being represented.
he's the president of the republican states. nothing more-
Democratic states should stop paying federal taxes since they're not being represented.