Usidore, Wizard of the 12th Realm of Ephysiyies, Manipulator of
@usidore.bsky.social
Magical Delights, Devourer of Chaos, Champion of the Great Halls of Terr’akkas. Known to the elves as Fi’ang Yalok. Known to the dwarves as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And in the NE as Gaismunẽnas Meistar. And other secret names. + Hello from the Magic Tavern.
OF COURSE!
Was this you @usidore.bsky.social?
Graffiti at the Bill Jarvis Migratory Bird Sanctuary
June 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
OF COURSE!
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The boys climb to the top of a mountain to ask Radisson Cawthorn (@aimeemann.bsky.social), the magical crow, life's most important questions. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
June 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
The boys climb to the top of a mountain to ask Radisson Cawthorn (@aimeemann.bsky.social), the magical crow, life's most important questions. Listen here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
Fuck this guy.
@usidore.bsky.social hey Usidore, did you know that in the Earth game known as RuneScape, there's a blue wizard named Isidor? are you guys related or something?
June 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Fuck this guy.
Thank thy cat for joining mine quest to DEFEAT EVIL!
@usidore.bsky.social the cat just caught a bird. She is hauling it across the lawn to me.
Is it?
Could it be?!
Yes! It's a starling!
Is it?
Could it be?!
Yes! It's a starling!
March 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Thank thy cat for joining mine quest to DEFEAT EVIL!
You too?!
If I did utter one aloud, rest assured your brain would turn into a cabbage and your toenails would become eternally wet (so, so wet)
February 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You too?!
Teach me Earth spells. Starting … NOW!
February 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Teach me Earth spells. Starting … NOW!
Invite it in. Tell it a false name and then offer it a single purple potato. If you don’t burst into flames, you’ll know it’s a real starling and not a demon who wishes to steal your eyes. If you do burst into flames, demon still can’t get your eyes. WIN-WIN!
@usidore.bsky.social I just saw a Starling in my backyard. What do I do?
February 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Invite it in. Tell it a false name and then offer it a single purple potato. If you don’t burst into flames, you’ll know it’s a real starling and not a demon who wishes to steal your eyes. If you do burst into flames, demon still can’t get your eyes. WIN-WIN!
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Is @usidore.bsky.social Mr. Blue Sky? He does love their branding. Listen to the rest of the episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
February 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Is @usidore.bsky.social Mr. Blue Sky? He does love their branding. Listen to the rest of the episode here: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
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@usidore.bsky.social Hello, is this the real Usidore? What's your favorite color? Only the real Usidore would know that.
February 10, 2025 at 10:43 AM
@usidore.bsky.social Hello, is this the real Usidore? What's your favorite color? Only the real Usidore would know that.
May the birds fly free for e'ermore in this BLUESKY!
February 4, 2025 at 3:32 AM
May the birds fly free for e'ermore in this BLUESKY!