urLABness
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New social media account, whodis?
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Not draining canned vegetables and beans before cooking them feels unhinged to me.
March 16, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not draining canned vegetables and beans before cooking them feels unhinged to me.
Ok I already need to go on another trip because I need to constantly escaaappppee....
February 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Ok I already need to go on another trip because I need to constantly escaaappppee....
I still haven't seen Dune 2. For some reason I super don't care. But I will watch it.
January 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I still haven't seen Dune 2. For some reason I super don't care. But I will watch it.
I never don't wish orzo was just... rice.
January 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I never don't wish orzo was just... rice.
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HEY MAGA!
How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper?
Just curious.
How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper?
Just curious.
January 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
HEY MAGA!
How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper?
Just curious.
How the fuck exactly will trump invading Panama and Greenland, threatening Canada, and changing the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America make eggs and gas cheaper?
Just curious.
Did this mofo say CANADA should be a US state?
January 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Did this mofo say CANADA should be a US state?
Moana 2 was more enjoyable than I assumed it would be
December 25, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Moana 2 was more enjoyable than I assumed it would be
I've been seeing the phrase "own her an apology"... and it makes me want to die.
December 21, 2024 at 6:30 PM
I've been seeing the phrase "own her an apology"... and it makes me want to die.
I'm going to start saying "European-American" only and always now. I've threatened it before, but Trump was voted in again... so now I'm choosing rhetorical violence.
December 18, 2024 at 5:03 AM
I'm going to start saying "European-American" only and always now. I've threatened it before, but Trump was voted in again... so now I'm choosing rhetorical violence.
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This is gonna go one of two ways with absolutely no middle ground.
December 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
This is gonna go one of two ways with absolutely no middle ground.
Trying to figure out if I'm still sore from falling down the stairs or if I'm experiencing yesterday's workout soreness is very 37 of me.
December 17, 2024 at 5:23 PM
Trying to figure out if I'm still sore from falling down the stairs or if I'm experiencing yesterday's workout soreness is very 37 of me.
If we're at a point where aliens WANT us to see them.... that's not great.
December 15, 2024 at 8:10 PM
If we're at a point where aliens WANT us to see them.... that's not great.
I'm on S3e4 of Beastars and I SUPER HOPE THEY HAVE AN UNDERWATER EPISODE. Like in Bojack Horseman!
December 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM
I'm on S3e4 of Beastars and I SUPER HOPE THEY HAVE AN UNDERWATER EPISODE. Like in Bojack Horseman!
I like how a cats' default feeling toward unknown others is "Fuck you."
December 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
I like how a cats' default feeling toward unknown others is "Fuck you."
I'm not a "the more the merrier" type of person... so I was like... what is the opposite of that and am I that kind of person? The opposite is "the fewer the merrier"... and yes I am.
December 12, 2024 at 6:23 AM
I'm not a "the more the merrier" type of person... so I was like... what is the opposite of that and am I that kind of person? The opposite is "the fewer the merrier"... and yes I am.
What does one "do" on bluesky? Not tweet, but _______
December 5, 2024 at 3:17 AM
What does one "do" on bluesky? Not tweet, but _______
It's the last day working for the conductor on this train (who's retiring). I think he's not checking tickets. What a hero.
November 26, 2024 at 10:42 PM
It's the last day working for the conductor on this train (who's retiring). I think he's not checking tickets. What a hero.
Entertained. I'm challenged enough irl
November 26, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Entertained. I'm challenged enough irl
Still waiting for Gen X to take over the world or snatch the reigns away from the boomers or.... something.
November 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Still waiting for Gen X to take over the world or snatch the reigns away from the boomers or.... something.
Lol the words "wealthy" and "billionaire" are degrading? S all the way TFU. When are we eating the rich? I'm hungry.
Elon's mom is on Fox buttering up her son and answering questions about whether anybody actually likes him. Cringe.
November 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Lol the words "wealthy" and "billionaire" are degrading? S all the way TFU. When are we eating the rich? I'm hungry.
Imagine not knowing what you want after standing in line for 30 minutes 🙃
November 26, 2024 at 2:28 PM
Imagine not knowing what you want after standing in line for 30 minutes 🙃
I guess I'll just do what I did on Twitter back in 2009 and just talk to myself until people think I'm funny.
November 26, 2024 at 4:36 AM
I guess I'll just do what I did on Twitter back in 2009 and just talk to myself until people think I'm funny.
I switched to the dark theme and am now feeling more at home
a cartoon witch is sticking her head out of a hole in the wall
ALT: a cartoon witch is sticking her head out of a hole in the wall
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November 26, 2024 at 4:33 AM
I switched to the dark theme and am now feeling more at home