A Retired Disney Villain
@urfav8villain.bsky.social
🧜🏾♀️The Little Mermaid breeched her contract.
🎆I'm just a dope ass girl tryna take over her world.
📇Headhunter Life and Candidate Rants.
✈️Passport Stamp Collector .
🏋🏾♀️Convincing myself that I love the gym, daily.
💍Wife | 👦🏾 Mom | 💼 Entr
🎆I'm just a dope ass girl tryna take over her world.
📇Headhunter Life and Candidate Rants.
✈️Passport Stamp Collector .
🏋🏾♀️Convincing myself that I love the gym, daily.
💍Wife | 👦🏾 Mom | 💼 Entr
You cannot bring me drama and then expect me to be buddy buddy with you.
I saw ya energy and said I was good.
I saw ya energy and said I was good.
December 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
You cannot bring me drama and then expect me to be buddy buddy with you.
I saw ya energy and said I was good.
I saw ya energy and said I was good.
I thought my son (4) would be older when I started disliking his lil friends. But here we are...
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I thought my son (4) would be older when I started disliking his lil friends. But here we are...
PIT: to the Mom who sent her kid to daycare with the Amazon Toy catalog... Your days are numbered.
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
PIT: to the Mom who sent her kid to daycare with the Amazon Toy catalog... Your days are numbered.
Peak: My brother came over and brought things we needed from my Mom's house. This removing items from my grocery cart.
December 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Peak: My brother came over and brought things we needed from my Mom's house. This removing items from my grocery cart.
October 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Adulting is hard. I always forget to set the oven timer.
October 1, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Adulting is hard. I always forget to set the oven timer.
22 yrs old. Are we ready to talk about why folks need that level of high powered weaponry?
No? Ok
No? Ok
September 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
22 yrs old. Are we ready to talk about why folks need that level of high powered weaponry?
No? Ok
No? Ok
Why did I think going downtown after a full day of parenting would be fun? I don't want to go anywhere.
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Why did I think going downtown after a full day of parenting would be fun? I don't want to go anywhere.
The instant urge to get a new car when my car gives me the slightest issue.
August 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
The instant urge to get a new car when my car gives me the slightest issue.
A few randoms on this Tuesday:
• I need caffeine maybe just two days but I need energy
• I just saw a surprise wedding and it made my heart happy. I planned on once and it's just dope
• The preachers wife album is unmatched
• I think imma surprise folks a bit more
• I need caffeine maybe just two days but I need energy
• I just saw a surprise wedding and it made my heart happy. I planned on once and it's just dope
• The preachers wife album is unmatched
• I think imma surprise folks a bit more
August 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
A few randoms on this Tuesday:
• I need caffeine maybe just two days but I need energy
• I just saw a surprise wedding and it made my heart happy. I planned on once and it's just dope
• The preachers wife album is unmatched
• I think imma surprise folks a bit more
• I need caffeine maybe just two days but I need energy
• I just saw a surprise wedding and it made my heart happy. I planned on once and it's just dope
• The preachers wife album is unmatched
• I think imma surprise folks a bit more
I'm starting to realize how many adults are just high functioning children.
And it's annoying af
And it's annoying af
July 25, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm starting to realize how many adults are just high functioning children.
And it's annoying af
And it's annoying af
I've hit the point in parenting where my nightmare is not making it to pick up in time.
July 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
I've hit the point in parenting where my nightmare is not making it to pick up in time.
Don't small talk me. If we are making time to talk, let's get to the meat. Lol
July 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Don't small talk me. If we are making time to talk, let's get to the meat. Lol
Love leaving, but I hate packing.
July 14, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Love leaving, but I hate packing.
Found the rug of my dreams and I'm desperately trying to convince myself I don't need it.
But now I hate my current rug.
But now I hate my current rug.
July 12, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Found the rug of my dreams and I'm desperately trying to convince myself I don't need it.
But now I hate my current rug.
But now I hate my current rug.
I grew up knowing that No wasn't the answer, ur just not the right person.
that proves more today.
watch me work.
that proves more today.
watch me work.
July 9, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I grew up knowing that No wasn't the answer, ur just not the right person.
that proves more today.
watch me work.
that proves more today.
watch me work.
It must be that season where everything i say is misconstrued by everyone who understands me. Hmpf
July 5, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It must be that season where everything i say is misconstrued by everyone who understands me. Hmpf
How are you a grown ass man and as chicken shit that you can't speak to your neighbors.
Man up.
Man up.
June 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
How are you a grown ass man and as chicken shit that you can't speak to your neighbors.
Man up.
Man up.
I really wish I could brag loudly about how I have been checking the nosey neighborhood guy. Like it's art form.
I've dealt with 794 College Students who could talk to their neighbors better at discussing problems than him!
I've dealt with 794 College Students who could talk to their neighbors better at discussing problems than him!
June 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I really wish I could brag loudly about how I have been checking the nosey neighborhood guy. Like it's art form.
I've dealt with 794 College Students who could talk to their neighbors better at discussing problems than him!
I've dealt with 794 College Students who could talk to their neighbors better at discussing problems than him!
Oh wow, we are cuffing senators. Noted.
June 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh wow, we are cuffing senators. Noted.
I want to make an anniversary video post thingy but the way my patience is set up ..
Happy Anniversary to my Gentleman.
Happy Anniversary to my Gentleman.
June 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I want to make an anniversary video post thingy but the way my patience is set up ..
Happy Anniversary to my Gentleman.
Happy Anniversary to my Gentleman.
One day my kid will realize naptime is less for them and more about me
June 6, 2025 at 6:20 PM
One day my kid will realize naptime is less for them and more about me
That point when u can realize that was PMS
June 6, 2025 at 12:28 AM
That point when u can realize that was PMS
Frfr.. Mom's of the internet.. do u ever get ya home the way you want it?
June 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Frfr.. Mom's of the internet.. do u ever get ya home the way you want it?